JesusisLord wrote:  Please.. That was weak….Don't quit your day job

Kati wrote: JesusisLord wrote:  Please.. That was weak….Don't quit your day job   Your comment is just silly because I actually like my day job and groan back at you.  I certainly won't change my day job for this.

hahaha!!!

I did something similar some 15 years ago, when jehovahs rang regularly at my door every early saturday morning. It was always two women, one of which seemed actually genuinely interested in me (I could read it in her eyes.... but no thanks )

One morning, I actually almost undressed totally (just kept a t-shirt and my briefs) to answer the doorbell, and when I did open that door with a beer in hand (it was roughly 9 AM), I was scratching/playing my privates openly...

They never rang my door again!!!

"Wake Up! Go! Go! Forward!" finds Pope Francis addressing a South Korean audience in English last year amid atmospheric synths, trumpeting horns and skyscraping electric guitars reminiscent of Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

*spits coffee on monitor... and hell.. loses entire cup on keyboard*

I can die now.. for I have seen it all.

You best BELIEVE we are adding the Pope to the database here upon its release... I will make it happen..even if it I have to self immolate my colab status..




Edited by micky - September 26 2015 at 07:38

Raff wrote: Sean Trane wrote: Kati wrote: JesusisLord wrote:  Please.. That was weak….Don't quit your day job   Your comment is just silly because I actually like my day job and groan back at you.  I certainly won't change my day job for this.   hahaha!!! I did something similar some 15 years ago, when jehovahs rang regularly at my door every early saturday morning. It was always two women, one of which seemed actually genuinely interested in me (I could read it in her eyes.... but no thanks ) One morning, I actually almost undressed totally (just kept a t-shirt and my briefs) to answer the doorbell, and when I did open that door with a beer in hand (it was roughly 9 AM), I was scratching/playing my privates openly... They never rang my door again!!! My Italian colleague in Finland pretended to be a Muslim, and, when they showed up at his door, told them it was time for him to pray in the direction of Mecca. Needless to say, they never showed up again.

yeah..  I used to be bugged by a cute pair of Mormon missionaries when I was living in Stillwater. (premonition I suppose of soon meeting the spawn of Satan).  I adopted the can't lose method to dealing with them..oh I invited them in.. and turned on the McCharm to corrupt them or scare them away.

Needless to say their faith was stronger than my masculine wiles...  as it was.. we actually really hit it off and quite friendly. I had NO interest in the faith.. but since my own faith was still up in the air.. I had quite a lot of fun talking big picture spirituality with them.


Edited by micky - September 26 2015 at 08:09

I could see the Pope doing a spoken word opus about the evils of consumerism set to the music of Pholas Dactylus - Concerto delle Menti

now that would rule.....


Edited by micky - September 26 2015 at 08:47

hahahhaha.  Oh the possibilities are endless.. god bless this Pope..

^ I knew it when it became public knowledge he loved the Yeti album... you simply can't love that clean and sober...

SteveG wrote: ^Yes, we need a psychedelic Pope. Attending Mass would really be a blast!

I could dig that. It would likely get me.. and perhaps even Raff.. to end our decades long expat status as Catholics..

hah.. then again.. my recent Progday experience with Ut Gret has likely led me to another 20 years abstinence of psychedelic enjoyment of life and music. The things I saw come out of the hotel room walls...including the the face of the Pope himself....all while it was spinning around like a centrifuge machine like that one in Moonraker... urggg...




Edited by micky - September 26 2015 at 10:07