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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tempest_77 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 10 2018 at 18:42
In this moment, I am a door that, having been torn brutally from its hinges, now rests in the hands of a man wearing a leather jacket, my fate in the control of a complete stranger.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 10 2018 at 19:51
In this moment I am an intelligent robot using all his money to invest in plastic underpants 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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In this moment I am the questionable decision of an 18 year old to use the last of his cash to buy LSD.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2018 at 00:06
In this moment I am a car full of gasoline ready to explode on cue 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tempest_77 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2018 at 00:22
In this moment I am the terrified director of an incredibly dangerous theatre production absolutely trembling in my seat.
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In this moment I am the blood dripping from an open wound of a Afghanistan war veteran as he attempts to use a can opener 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tempest_77 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2018 at 00:52
In this moment I am comedic non-sequitur in the form of 13 copies of the cover of Rhapsodies by Rick Wakeman printed out and pasted upon the walls of a small bedroom, in a sinister yet hysterical manner.
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In this moment I am a northern nail breeze accepting the timing of a recursive shower leak and a gossip nose.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
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In this moment I am the program virus that is being uploaded to a popular social media site 
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In this moment I am the growling sound of a thousand drill bits plowing through six inches of fiberboard.
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In this moment I am about to open a can of soda with my teeth 
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In this moment I am the carpet. I am in so much pain. Please stop stepping on me.
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In this moment I am a train track full of blood and viscera 
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In this moment I am the wind telling someone to go to hell. But politely.
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In this miment I am keeping my hands off of the queen while the king is speaking 
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In this moment I'm contaminating the crime scene.
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In this moment I am the difference between the size of Adlai Stevenson's right foot in 1925 and 1962.
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In this moment I am producing children at a rate of 13/every fourth fortnight 
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In this moment my nose hairs are conducting a symphony about turtle tails.
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In this moment I am a permutation veering slightly to the left. My left.
A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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