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In this moment prostrate exams are being misspelled as prostate exams all over the world to shocking effects.

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In this moment I am the burning fire that will cease when the world ends 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 16 2019 at 05:54
In this moment I am delivering baked goods to all the moons of the solar system.

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In this moment I'm encouraging women to give birth to disabled babies to harvest their organs.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 16 2019 at 10:12
In this moment I am a developer of several species of pocket liners.

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In this moment I am taking a lesson from a nude man on how to eat a sandwich 
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In this moment, in the name of Ramalamadingdong and everything that is Holy, Kumquats are in season.

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In this moment the moon is in the seventh house and Pluto is in Uranus.
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In this moment I am the pizza you are about to eat
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In this moment I am placing you in a pre-heated pizza oven.
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In this moment I am a stray pubic hair on a supermodel during a photo shoot in the Caribbean 
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In this moment I am posting here on a Saturday when I should be hosting a farting party.

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In this moment I am a candle I am using to eat the edge of space 
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In this moment implosion seems to be the only option.
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In this moment I am the small crack in the fan that is cooling the main reactor
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In this moment I am a penetrating siliconate concrete sealer with a smile.

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In this moment I am literally filling a horse with dicks 
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In this moment your dog is the fairest person of them all.
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In this moment I am the thing you are craving when you are pregnant and crazed. 
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In this moment I am a plus-minus sign and am delighted by the prospects as numbers approach me.

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