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progaardvark 
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 Posted: January 29 2016 at 11:20 |
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In this moment I am the clothespin bag that ended the career of Norman Fell. That's me on the right...
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: January 29 2016 at 13:32 |
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In this moment I am a mail carrier's satchel.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 01 2016 at 08:28 |
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In this moment I am the last poop Audra Lindley ever did.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 01 2016 at 10:09 |
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In this moment I am an unsuccessful flan.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 01 2016 at 11:19 |
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In this moment my box of rocks was supposed to be either a keyboard or a little treadmill in a shoebox.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 01 2016 at 13:31 |
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In this moment I am the thought of old luggages.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 03 2016 at 09:09 |
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In this moment I am a random paragraph extracted from "Boogers Are My Beat."
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 03 2016 at 10:03 |
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In this moment I am the arms of pornography.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 03 2016 at 11:18 |
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In this moment I am the difference between a vacant lot and a diagonal hopscotch game.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 03 2016 at 13:41 |
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In this moment, I am the United Arab emirates if Germany won the war.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 04 2016 at 08:09 |
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In this moment I have more left buttocks than right buttocks.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 04 2016 at 10:10 |
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In this moment I am the reward offered for retrieving a large dog.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 04 2016 at 11:16 |
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In this moment I can not find my ears or my pants, and my hands feel like an array of carburetors ready to jump a burning brickstore pizza buffet variety show.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 04 2016 at 13:27 |
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In this moment I am resisting arrest.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 05 2016 at 06:54 |
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In this moment I am a typewriter made out of scallops and moose pollen.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 05 2016 at 10:05 |
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In this moment I am a swaying high tension tower.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 05 2016 at 10:51 |
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In this moment I can not unglue my ass from behind my pants, but I can find a monkey, and instructions for hooking a hose up my nose.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: February 05 2016 at 11:06 |
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In this moment I'm a dynamic multidimensional array.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 05 2016 at 13:27 |
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In this moment I am eating away at the hearts of old soldiers.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: February 06 2016 at 06:46 |
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In this moment I'm an exceptionally smooth stout with a full malt flavour.
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