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    Posted: December 26 2014 at 08:55
You think the "Paul is Dead" conspiracy theories were strange? Well, according to a new website the rabbit hole goes much deeper.

I'm frankly not sure if this is an elaborate prank, or whether whomever is responsible for that site really believes their theories. I guess it's the flipside to the "Elvis Presley/Jim Morrison/Tupac Shakur/Peter Steele faked his death" ones that I'm still surprised so many people believe. To say nothing of "Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain". Could still be a satire of those conspiracy theories about popular music, though.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote chopper Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2014 at 09:38
Some people need to get out more.
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Or remember to take their meds.
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Or only take their meds while they are outside.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HolyMoly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2014 at 10:40
Existence is an iffy thing. I only believe I exist because it makes life easier.
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I don't know if anyone has noticed, but Santa Claus isn't one and the same person either .. those two dudes below don't even look like each other. Whom are they kiddin.  




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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote zravkapt Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2014 at 12:16
^The real Santa is that KFC dude.

"The Beatles" is just a nickname for The Rutles.





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Actually it was the Monkees, they used the name the Beatles half the year to record.....it was for tax evasion reasons, the Beatles did not exist.



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote zappaholic Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2014 at 13:04
I prefer the conspiracy theory which states that the Beatles were created by the Illuminati to control the minds of the world's youth.  (I mean, you don't honestly think anyone actually liked their music, didja?)


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Kennedy was shot so Beatlemania could invade America without any distractions, the man on the grassy knoll was Noel Muscowitz, a Mossad agent working at the behest of Brian Epstein and paid for in advance by Jimmy Savile. They are all lizards.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Stool Man Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2014 at 13:35
John faked his own death in the 60s
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/11/article-1252264-0AC358C2000005DC-737_468x718.jpg

Ringo married Yoko, and spent a week in bed, drumming.

The fab Fifths were George Martin, Billy Preston, Brian Epstein, and of course Murray The K

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Svetonio Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2014 at 17:46
I prefer the story that I had read in The Conspirator's Hierarchy: The Story of the Comitee of 300  the book written by allegedly former MI6 agent Dr. John Coleman. In this video, Dr. John Coleman talks about the creation of The Beatles and the involvement of Theodor W. Adorno.
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^ Oh no, it's not quite entirely too silly until someone mentions how the Beatles got their name from a man who flew in on a flaming pie. He said unto them: "From this day on you are Beetles, with an 'A'!"

Their response: "Thank you, Mister Man." TongueLOL
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BUT WHAT IF I'M THE BEATLES?
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Who's the Beatles?
and those with no homes to go to, please dig yourself holes
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Originally posted by Barbu Barbu wrote:

Who's the Beatles?
The band who invented music.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kati Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2014 at 08:20
Originally posted by Imperial Zeppelin Imperial Zeppelin wrote:

Originally posted by Barbu Barbu wrote:

Who's the Beatles?
The band who invented music.
hahahaha!!!! brilliant reply hahaha!!! LOLClapHug
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SteveG Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2014 at 10:48
As far as I know, there were two groups called The Beatles. One group from 1962 up to 1965 and one group from 1965 up to 1970. As far as I know, they have never been photographed together or even knew of each other. Weird.
They're shown together on the cover of Sgt. Pepper's but one of the bands are so supposed to be wax dummies, but I'm not sure which one. Weird.

Edited by SteveG - December 27 2014 at 10:52
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