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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 29 2014 at 14:57
I'm never going to get the last five minutes back, am I?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 29 2014 at 14:59
^Ah, No.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 29 2014 at 21:11
The Beatles never existed? Then I want a refund on the 50 or so albums, CDs, remasters, white, blue and red vinyls , 45's, imports and cut-outs I own! Send me my money back now goddamnit!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 07:39
^You were scammed.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 14:13
The truth is that the Beatles are a hoax created by Jay Clem, Homer Flynn, Hardy W. Fox, and John Kennedy. Stern Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 14:13
Originally posted by Roland113 Roland113 wrote:

I'm never going to get the last five minutes back, am I?
I went to the second-hand store and bought some used time.

(insert Steven Wright punchline)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 14:14
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

The truth is that the Beatles are a hoax created by Jay Clem, Homer Flynn, Hardy W. Fox, and John Kennedy. Stern Smile
I think you've got them confused with other residents of the White House.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 14:52
Hey! Did the Rolling Stones exist? They were so supposed to be the anti Beatles!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 15:26
^ I'd guess they'd have to, to be the true anti-Beatles.

Plus it would all go a long way towards explaining why they were by far the better live band. Tongue
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 15:29
Tsss, everybody knows that the so-called "Rolling Stones" never played live: they got some Black American Bluesmen to play behind the stage.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 15:38

LOLLOL

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 17:05

^LOLLOL

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 17:06
Originally posted by SteveG SteveG wrote:

Hey! Did the Rolling Stones exist? They were so supposed to be the anti Beatles!


Keith Richards is reputedly an Immortal.....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 17:09
^See. That's a dead give away right there.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 17:10
Originally posted by zappaholic zappaholic wrote:

Originally posted by SteveG SteveG wrote:

Hey! Did the Rolling Stones exist? They were so supposed to be the anti Beatles!


Keith Richards is reputedly an Immortal.....



I think you must mean "Undead". Stern Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2014 at 17:17
^Yes! He could guest star on The Walking Dead and no one would notice!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 31 2014 at 01:31
Originally posted by SteveG SteveG wrote:

^Maybe you should look up these two bands on wiki, Sonia. Weird.
 
Awww SteveG, I only know one band that called themselves The Beatles, cannot find the other one or searches now Unhappy I feel completely useless here, bah Disapprove hugs xx
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 31 2014 at 04:39
Originally posted by SteveG SteveG wrote:

^Yes! He could guest star on The Walking Dead and no one would notice!

The deader he looks, the stronger his claim to immortality grows.. a paradox of sorts?


Edited by Argonaught - December 31 2014 at 05:24
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 31 2014 at 04:48
Originally posted by Kati Kati wrote:

Originally posted by SteveG SteveG wrote:

^Maybe you should look up these two bands on wiki, Sonia. Weird.
 
Awww SteveG, I only know one band that called themselves The Beatles, cannot find the other one or searches now Unhappy I feel completely useless here, bah Disapprove hugs xx


Reagind SteveG's post, I think he was making a joke about, you see, the difference between the Beatles as they appeared on the cover of their first compilation 1962-1966 (that we could call the "Red Album") and the Beatles as they appeared on the cover of their second compilation 1967-1970 (that we could call the "Blue Album").

Or, maybe, you're the one making a joke that I didn't get.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 31 2014 at 10:08
The band that did My Bonnie and Going to Kansas City in Hamburg and the band that did Sun King and Because on Abbey Road certainly aren't the same.  Maybe that dentist who turned the boys on wasn't really a dentist at all.....perhaps he was a gov't agent with designs on dousing a growing anti-gov't sentiment among the "kids" in the UK and the US.  Much like Jerry Garcia being accused of being a g-man who quelled revolution by taking doses from city to city, maybe the whole Beatles mystique built up by the band in the early days - that bond of trust built up between the band and the kids - was used by the gov't to spread soft drug use to distract the zealous anti-war protests....after all, a stoned-out revolutionary is much less likely to bomb Parliament than one hepped up on ideology.   
 
Yeah, that's the ticket.  The "eggman" and the "walrus" that took the place of the "cute one" and the "funny one" were actually psych students from Cambridge with designs on mesmerizing punters leading them away from protests and into the swingin' nightclubs and drug dens.  And the Iron Butterfly and Cactus were trained assassins - that second-tier of protection if those immune to the music continued their plots to wreak havok in the UK.  Don't even get me started on Krautrock.  Let's just say that Himmler and Hess had agents take out the American subversive Malcom Mooney and had him replaced with Damo, whose parents were secret agents in cahoots with the Nazis during WWII. 
 


Edited by Intruder - December 31 2014 at 10:19
I like to feel the suspense when you're certain you know I am there.....
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