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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2017 at 19:02
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

(Girl ) do you think I'm pretty?
(Boy ) no
(Girl ) do you want to be with me forever?
(Boy ) no
(Girl ) Would u cry if i walked away?
(Boy ) no
She heard enough and was hurt tears run down her face
Boy grabbed her arm :(boy )your not pretty..... your beautiful
(Boy ) i dont want to be with u forever.... i need u forever
(Boy ) i would not cry if u walked away.... i would DIE!!!
( boy whispers )plzz stay with me
(girl whispers ) i will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you
Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm tomorrow it could be anywhere get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If u dont post this to 5 comments....
You will have relationship problems for the next ten years.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2017 at 21:02
you'll be a shoo-in.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2017 at 21:25
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

2017 had a good run...but it's now over.
Did you two break up already? It's only been a month!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2017 at 21:34
Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

2017 had a good run...but it's now over.
Did you two break up already? It's only been a month!
 
 
She stopped putting out and started putting walnuts in the bran muffins.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2017 at 03:55
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

2017 had a good run...but it's now over.
Did you two break up already? It's only been a month!
 
 
She stopped putting out and started putting walnuts in the bran muffins.
you made the right choice
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2017 at 07:49
At least you had a choice!  Donald Trump and the republicans want to take your choice away from you.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2017 at 08:59
Shocked

Having a choice is good for people who make the right decisions.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2017 at 10:38
Originally posted by rushfan4 rushfan4 wrote:

At least you had a choice!  Donald Trump and the republicans want to take your choice away from you.

This isn't surprising . But at least it's in the name of freedom.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2017 at 02:48
freedom is a way too pretty name for a girl as ugly as you
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2017 at 05:59
Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

freedom is a way too pretty name for a girl as ugly as you
Most guys just call me free.

Edited by HemispheresOfXanadu - February 03 2017 at 06:24
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2017 at 15:45
Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

freedom is a way too pretty name for a girl as ugly as you
Most guys just call me free.
Free as in cheap. Because I/she's ugly. Also a continuation of the satirical nature of the previous comments as I'm likening America or perhaps Drumpf to an ugly sex addict.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2017 at 15:47
freedom < free dom
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2017 at 16:01
Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

freedom is a way too pretty name for a girl as ugly as you

I agree. but I didn't get to name myself.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2017 at 19:13
Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

freedom is a way too pretty name for a girl as ugly as you
Most guys just call me free.
Free as in cheap. Because I/she's ugly. Also a continuation of the satirical nature of the previous comments as I'm likening America or perhaps Drumpf to an ugly sex addict.
if you're an ugly sex addict you should legalize prostitution
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2017 at 19:14
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

freedom is a way too pretty name for a girl as ugly as you


I agree. but I didn't get to name myself.
well take some responsibility for your parents!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2017 at 20:38
Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

freedom is a way too pretty name for a girl as ugly as you
Most guys just call me free.
Free as in cheap. Because I/she's ugly. Also a continuation of the satirical nature of the previous comments as I'm likening America or perhaps Drumpf to an ugly sex addict.
if you're an ugly sex addict you should legalize prostitution
Prostitution is legal in Canada, but the country's former set of laws made almost everything around it illegal. The Supreme Court of Canada shot down those laws last year, calling them unconstitutional, and gave the government one year to replace them.Dec 8, 2014
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2017 at 21:00
Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

freedom is a way too pretty name for a girl as ugly as you


I agree. but I didn't get to name myself.
well take some responsibility for your parents!
 
I don't even take responsibility for myself!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2017 at 05:55
Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

freedom is a way too pretty name for a girl as ugly as you
Most guys just call me free.
Free as in cheap. Because I/she's ugly. Also a continuation of the satirical nature of the previous comments as I'm likening America or perhaps Drumpf to an ugly sex addict.
if you're an ugly sex addict you should legalize prostitution
<span ="_Tgc">Prostitution is legal in Canada, but the country's former set of laws made almost everything around it illegal. The Supreme Court of Canada shot down those laws last year, calling them unconstitutional, and gave the government one year to replace them.</span><span ="_D8e">Dec 8, 2014</span>
y'all trying way too hard to be the Netherlands
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2017 at 08:50
Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

freedom is a way too pretty name for a girl as ugly as you
Most guys just call me free.
Free as in cheap. Because I/she's ugly. Also a continuation of the satirical nature of the previous comments as I'm likening America or perhaps Drumpf to an ugly sex addict.
if you're an ugly sex addict you should legalize prostitution
<span ="_Tgc">Prostitution is legal in Canada, but the country's former set of laws made almost everything around it illegal. The Supreme Court of Canada shot down those laws last year, calling them unconstitutional, and gave the government one year to replace them.</span><span ="_D8e">Dec 8, 2014</span>
y'all trying way too hard to be the Netherlands
You're too kind.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2017 at 13:33
prostitution is legal is my basement
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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