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CPicard 
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 Topic: Let's get rid of metal in PA!
Posted: April 01 2015 at 06:57 |
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Since Metal "music" is garbage, created by Satanic mass media owners, only listened to by some angry confused teenagers who sold their souls to the Occult;
Since screamy/growly vocals, rapid fire machine gun drumming, wailing / distorted guitar riffs... annoy most of the TRUE progressive fans;
Since it takes too much place in the PA database (Heavy Prog, Progressive Metal, Tech/Progressive Extreme Metal and Post Metal)...
It's time to ask to the PA admins to ERASE Metal from PA and to keep TRUE Progressive Rock Music pure from this filth!
Join in a crusade for good taste and mental sanity! VOTE YES!!!
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twseel
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 07:03 |
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you're in a weird mood today, picard
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Imperial Zeppelin
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 08:12 |
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Omg Apreil fools lemao
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"Hey there, Dog Man, now I drink from your bowl."
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Dean
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 08:21 |
JGF
Jazz Goes First.  |
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What?
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TODDLER
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 08:43 |
 Dean wrote:
JGF
Jazz Goes First. |
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Pinkie Pie
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 08:53 |
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Metal Satanic?
First off, metal is a shoddy, tissue-thin pose.
It is about Satanic/occult as is Furnier or Osbourne.
Secondly, there is no Satan. Only God.
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zappaholic
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 08:56 |
Pinkie Pie wrote:
Metal Satanic?
First off, metal is a shoddy, tissue-thin pose.
It is about Satanic/occult as is Furnier or Osbourne.
Secondly, there is no Satan. Only God.
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And there is no Hell. There is only France.
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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NutterAlert
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 09:07 |
Pinkie Pie wrote:
Metal Satanic?
First off, metal is a shoddy, tissue-thin pose.
It is about Satanic/occult as is Furnier or Osbourne.
Secondly, there is no Satan. Only God.
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George Gideon Osbourne?. some satanic links there for sure...
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The Dark Elf
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 09:22 |
Pinkie Pie wrote:
Secondly, there is no Satan. Only God.
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If that's the case, one would think god could release some better music.
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology...
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twalsh
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 09:25 |
I was listening to Haken on YouTube last month and was stunned by how many commenters considered them metal! I guess it's largely in the eye of the beholder. Devil horns out!
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More heavy prog, please!
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Polymorphia
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 09:56 |
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Metal killed prog.
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TeleStrat
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 10:46 |
Yes, all Metal should be removed from this site. Metal is evil and it causes teenagers to have sex. More importantly, it is politically incorrect and should be destroyed. All prog lovers on this site should remove any Metal albums/CDs before they contaminate your collection. If you ship them to me, I will see that they are properly dealt with. Honest, I will.
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LearsFool
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 11:11 |
Ban this sick filth!
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Prog Sothoth
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Posted: April 01 2015 at 13:11 |
After evaluating so many bedroom t**sers w**king out djent garbage on their computers and calling it prog metal, or sludgy hacks who hide their lack of talent under layers of "atmospheric" lo-fi production and throw in a couple of E minor acoustic strums to add "variation" to their noisy trash, or vanilla 'prog metal' acts who blatantly emulate Dream Theater to a tee as if they are still relevant, or these "avant-garde blackgaze-prog-grind-techdeath-asscore" bands that can't figure out what the hell they want to do....nobody hates metal more than ME.
Let's get rid of it...ALL OF IT...and I shall find peace at last.  |
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JD
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Posted: April 02 2015 at 06:22 |
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1 - 'Dream Theater' is not metal they're 'Heavy Prog', at least in the early part of their career
2 - Better to remove the word Progressive from the 'Metal' moniker and just call it what it is, 'Metal'
3 - As I previously stated in other posts, if the genre of 'Metal' goes then so should a number of the other genres
4 - The fact that 'Black Sabbath' is classified as 'Prog Related' should say something, if they are then so are 'Alice Cooper' and 'Edgar Winter' in my opinion. Same difference.
5 - Create a site called 'Metal Archives' and move it all there
Edited by JD - April 02 2015 at 08:30
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Dean
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Posted: April 02 2015 at 06:34 |
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It is April 2nd. Time to move on.
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What?
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Bonnek
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Posted: April 02 2015 at 06:38 |
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Let get rid of the Prog Metal team first, dispel them back to the dungeons where they belong.
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The Dark Elf
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Posted: April 02 2015 at 07:05 |
JD wrote:
4 - The fact that 'Black Sabbath' is classified as 'Prog Related' should say something, if they are then so are 'Alice Cooper' and 'Edgar Winter' in my opinion. Same difference.
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Not wishing to change this utterly fascinating subject, but how is Edgar Winter in any way, shape or form like Alice Cooper and Sabbath?
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology...
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: April 02 2015 at 07:56 |
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Moved to just for fun (although one poster did actually think this was a serious thread).
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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CPicard
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Posted: April 02 2015 at 08:03 |
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Ah, maybe I should also ask for my suggestion of including Mahmoud Awad in PA to be removed into the JFF thread?
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