HELP ME PLEASE!!

Erm... ghosts are not real, ergo the recordings are not of actual ghosts.

So? Do you believe everything you read?

Consider this: It is estimated that 108 billion humans have been born on this earth since the dawn of man some 250,000 years ago. Of those 108 billlion, 7 billion are still alive so there are 101 billion dead, or 14 potential ghosts for every person living. Now I don't know the ghost-to-dead ratio, but even if it is some really small number these numbers mean that ghosts should really be far more copious, and be seen by far more people than they are reported to be. 

People also report seeing ghost animals, such as horses and dogs, so it stands to reason that there should be ghosts of all the animals, especially the ones we hunted/farmed and ate. Those animal ghosts would also include extinct species like dinosaurs, dinosaurs roamed the earth for 165 million years and the population at any one moment in time is estimated to be around 100 million gives an conservative estimate of 160,000 billion dinosaurs that ever lived, which is 22,857 potential ghost dinosaurs for every person living... 

Now, ghost also appear to people as fully-clothed spectres, never naked. This means that not just objects such as clothing, chains, carriages, weapons. etc., but all inanimate objects, like my dead ipod, could return as ghostly apparitions, yet they don't.

Also, since animals and inanimate objects can be ghosts then all dead plants are potential ghosts, especially those that suffered a needless and cruel death such as the potted begonia that I killed by neglect some years back... surely if anything would return to haunt me then it would be that.

Sure 

Why?

It is normal, standard situation. Do you read so called "Bible"?

Why?