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Quinino
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 26 2011
Location: Portugal
Status: Offline
Points: 3654
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Posted: July 18 2019 at 14:47 |
Wherever I lay my hat, I'm asked for a loan
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Quinino
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 26 2011
Location: Portugal
Status: Offline
Points: 3654
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Posted: July 18 2019 at 14:58 |
I'm singing and yet raindrops keep falling on my head
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 18 2019 at 15:47 |
Please, shuffle this coatcheck.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 18 2019 at 16:09 |
I'm feeling aroused by the fingers I've severed.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 19 2019 at 02:10 |
Dill pickle anal guards.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 19 2019 at 02:42 |
Pool guys create debts.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: July 19 2019 at 09:30 |
The mushiness of this gruel is just the right consistency for allowing this bowl to remain upsidedown on your head indefinitely.
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: July 19 2019 at 09:32 |
Which digit makes the rating when the thumb has been removed?
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: July 19 2019 at 09:33 |
Just because you know how to operate a shower doesn't mean you should be allowed to sing in it.
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: July 19 2019 at 09:35 |
Newspapers were never meant to be made into boats to float down the gutter only to land in the sewer occupied by sharp-toothed clowns.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 19 2019 at 14:38 |
Lets get back to being smitten by ourselves.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 19 2019 at 14:47 |
Giving birth to your archnemesis? Call 1-498-232-0198 and restore the sound on your favorite silent film for less than the cost of a house in the hamptons.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 20 2019 at 02:44 |
If you remove your helmet before the concert begins you won't be able to sue us in 3091.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 20 2019 at 03:04 |
Shuck the love goose.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: July 20 2019 at 09:57 |
God bless the little stumbling munchkins and their nonsensical ramblings.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 20 2019 at 13:41 |
The bottle is filled with old guys.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 20 2019 at 13:56 |
Color me marmoreal.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67381
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Posted: July 20 2019 at 23:19 |
They're a a lot less likely to sue you.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: July 20 2019 at 23:47 |
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb: Straight Outta Trumpton
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 21 2019 at 00:15 |
Dont' assume I'll live.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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