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A sample a day leads the sock drawer astray.
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Universities are filled with laser beams and Curly Howard imitators.
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Cane toads and incomplete passports makes my tongue wag like a dog's tail.
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Thanks for the upstairs monkeys.
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Cane toads and incomplete passports makes my tongue wag like a dog's tail.


Try not caning the illegal immigrant toads and your tongue will return to normal
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 23 2017 at 08:32
Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Cane toads and incomplete passports makes my tongue wag like a dog's tail.


Try not caning the illegal immigrant toads and your tongue will return to normal
I know this is 'Just for Fun' etc but do you really think this is appropriate to post?
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^Sometimes the garden path zigs when it should have zagged.
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I'm probably in love with you. 
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^ That's what John Deere would like you to believe, but that's not actually the case yet.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 23 2017 at 09:30
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Cane toads and incomplete passports makes my tongue wag like a dog's tail.


Try not caning the illegal immigrant toads and your tongue will return to normal
I know this is 'Just for Fun' etc but do you really think this is appropriate to post?

You are too old to be drunk on the internet. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 23 2017 at 09:33
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Cane toads and incomplete passports makes my tongue wag like a dog's tail.


Try not caning the illegal immigrant toads and your tongue will return to normal
I know this is 'Just for Fun' etc but do you really think this is appropriate to post?

You are too old to be drunk on the internet. 
I'd like to see you try to pull this "defense" in a court of law.
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I'm probably in love with you. 
Slip a twenty under my pillow.
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We've got jimmies, but no umbrella.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 23 2017 at 09:47
Originally posted by HackettFan HackettFan wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:


I'm probably in love with you. 
Slip a twenty under my pillow.

I'm sorry, but my penis isn't that long. 
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #8: "It's better to be dead than not dead." 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 23 2017 at 10:45
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Cane toads and incomplete passports makes my tongue wag like a dog's tail.


Try not caning the illegal immigrant toads and your tongue will return to normal
I know this is 'Just for Fun' etc but do you really think this is appropriate to post?

You are too old to be drunk on the internet. 
I'd like to see you try to pull this "defense" in a court of law.
 
I have a warehouse of fog.
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Originally posted by HackettFan HackettFan wrote:

We've got jimmies, but no umbrella.
 
A standard frog for the pump architecture.
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I am a calm biologist.
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