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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: October 19 2018 at 23:25 |
 HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Why do have even numbers? |
Without even numbers every other odd number would become even. Of course if this happened, 7 would become the number 4 and no longer be prime while 9 would be transposed to the number 5 and therefore become prime. A lack of even numbers might also be a catastrophe for financial markets, but it might come out alright if we were to spell all our words without vowels. It probably would not affect prices on the store shelf because most prices are not even on the dollar (e.g. $1.99 or $9.99). |
Igloos, man. I was told about it in an igloo.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: October 19 2018 at 23:25 |
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I can't shave myself with you reciting King Lear.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Location: Pearland
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Posted: October 20 2018 at 00:34 |
He had an amazing vagina.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Location: Neurotica
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Posted: October 20 2018 at 00:45 |
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This type of poison wouldn't even kill a news reader.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 20 2018 at 00:45 |
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The French are not the only ones without the new fall TV broadcast schedule.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: October 20 2018 at 01:07 |
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Mosquito marinade.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Joined: March 07 2010
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Points: 13382
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Posted: October 20 2018 at 02:25 |
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A good ol' chop slap in the chops.
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irrelevant
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Posted: October 20 2018 at 04:47 |
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In oven staff bag lamb aisle 13 Franklin's is savings patty prices 4 for lime sofa freezer section $5.80 meat cut direct to checkout firm and fresh carry basket per entry of fish lean and mighty salts. Tag and tested friendly pan was $9.99 now cream of upside-down cakes stick on walls no heating required just 2 for points on card or travel docket when petrol with no artificial CFC goodness in every tear here no tear Johnson gum goo gluten gossip wine trolley.
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irrelevant
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Posted: October 20 2018 at 10:05 |
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If you ever lived in Tarneit...
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Man With Hat
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Posted: October 20 2018 at 23:20 |
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I don't see why we have to use the plums here.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Posted: October 20 2018 at 23:23 |
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No need for another bass solo.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: October 20 2018 at 23:38 |
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Explain to me the value of a vibraphone.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 21 2018 at 00:00 |
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Eat syntax.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 64338
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Posted: October 21 2018 at 01:05 |
Love me or an avocado. The choice is yours.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 21 2018 at 02:18 |
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This has reduced me to tears.
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irrelevant
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Posted: October 21 2018 at 04:39 |
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Pewter jug got me down some.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: October 21 2018 at 20:33 |
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Don't sue me.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 21 2018 at 20:35 |
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Egg filled sack cremes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
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Location: Oklahoma
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Posted: October 21 2018 at 21:46 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Eat syntax. |
Atavachron wrote:
Love me or an avocado. The choice is yours.
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Eat syntax and love an avocado. Put David in the fridge for later.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: October 21 2018 at 22:25 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Eat syntax. |
Atavachron wrote:
Love me or an avocado. The choice is yours.
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Eat syntax and love an avocado. Put David in the fridge for later. |
It's too ugly to look at.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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