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Dunk a hard melon.
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Take a party, leave the treaty of Versailles.
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The Odd & the Onion: Unusually Bad Poetry
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy
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I'm less of a man without the monkey's paw. 
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Pretend to be from Cleveland. 
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A better world is created when we expose ourselves to priests. 
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #38: "Several years later you will have this meal again." 
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With socks in my mouth, I shoveled dung all day long.

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Consider the variations when you're looking for a good nose-picking utensil.

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Sample the macaroni with a snow plow.

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Uranus is the best place for a moon base.

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And the world is about to end.
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Thanks for all the burritos!

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I'm halving my data because the pants don't fit anymore.

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Next space mission: to collect rocks from Uranus.
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It's a perfect day for colorful nun fashion.
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I can't understand why we are still eating baked potatoes. 
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I'm out of clothes. 
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I want to steal your monkey. 
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The first time I saw your hands, I nearly ejaculated. 
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