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EddieRUKiddingVarese 
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 Topic: Is it ok to Marry your Motorbike??
Posted: September 26 2016 at 16:56 |
I luv my bike so is it ok.................. 
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
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siLLy puPPy
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Posted: September 26 2016 at 17:07 |
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How committed are you? I have found that marriages with motorbikes can lead to very expensive legal ramifications. So tiring
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 26 2016 at 17:17 |
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Yes, motorbikes belong in the kitchen.
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: September 26 2016 at 17:17 |
^^Gotta decide on the Triumph or the Harley yet, someone not gonna be happy. Very expensive legal ramifications- do you think I need a lawyer?
Edited by EddieRUKiddingVarese - September 26 2016 at 17:18
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
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noni
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Posted: September 26 2016 at 17:58 |
Can be a little awkward between the sheets! 
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: September 26 2016 at 18:29 |
 noni wrote:
Can be a little awkward between the sheets! |
Just add more oil...................  Sounds like your speaking from experience, which grade of oil is best?
Edited by EddieRUKiddingVarese - September 26 2016 at 18:30
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
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noni
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Posted: September 26 2016 at 20:21 |
EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:
noni wrote:
Can be a little awkward between the sheets! |
Just add more oil................... Sounds like your speaking from experience, which grade of oil is best? |
Mobile 1, synthetic
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noni
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Posted: September 26 2016 at 20:24 |
EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:
noni wrote:
Can be a little awkward between the sheets! |
Just add more oil................... Sounds like your speaking from experience, which grade of oil is best? |
Mobile 1, synthetic. That should put enough oomph!! to any relationship
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: September 26 2016 at 20:51 |
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Yes, but only on Tuesdays.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Polymorphia
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Posted: September 26 2016 at 21:02 |
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No. I support traditional marriage between one man and one none-motorized road bicycle.
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: September 26 2016 at 21:33 |
noni wrote:
EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:
noni wrote:
Can be a little awkward between the sheets! |
Just add more oil................... Sounds like your speaking from experience, which grade of oil is best? |
Mobile 1, synthetic. That should put enough oomph!! to any relationship |
Cool, I'll give it a try............
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: September 26 2016 at 21:34 |
Polymorphia wrote:
No. I support traditional marriage between one man and one none-motorized road bicycle. |
A slow romance hey!
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!
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zappaholic
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Posted: September 27 2016 at 06:26 |
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Depends on if a motorbike is capable of consent and can sign a marriage license.
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: September 27 2016 at 07:09 |
Don't worry about that I can forge it signature real easy like............... 
Edited by EddieRUKiddingVarese - September 27 2016 at 07:10
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!
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Barbu
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Posted: September 27 2016 at 10:12 |
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Indubitably
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micky
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Posted: September 27 2016 at 12:34 |
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take my advice... if you have the choice between marrying a blazing fast red crotchrocket or a smoking hot red haired woman...
take the crotchrocket... both will kill you.. one just does it quicker...
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 27 2016 at 12:55 |
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of course.
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Posted: September 27 2016 at 14:24 |
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Johnny Blaze is (Ghost Rider)
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: September 27 2016 at 16:24 |
All good suggestions - thanks decisions decisions..... blazing fast red crotchrocket or a smoking hot red haired woman both Red hey interesting hmmmm
Will give both another go and see which one come out on top............. could keep the smoking hot red haired woman on the side but the Bike might find out!
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!
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micky
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Posted: September 27 2016 at 16:39 |
that is the path the darkside... walk away now while you still have your soul. Give her another chance and she will win.. what man can resist a red head.. especially a hot smokin' one... she will win oh yes she will..... but you will lose in the end...  do the bike... better to be splattered all over the road quickly and painlessly than walk through the rest of life with your heart ripped out.. and the soul being sucked out....
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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