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Points: 17493 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 28 2016 at 16:16
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

Oh this is definitely no big achievement, let's remember Real Person Noah built the same thing without the modern equipment seen in that image. 

He also did it without iron or steel, or any prior knowledge of ocean-going ship building or zoo management, but fortunately he did have access to vast forests of gopher trees (unfortunately the last living gopher tree was used to construct the ark).


One has to assume that all the dinosaurs that were taken in two by two (or is that seven by seven? Were dinos clean animals?) were consumed by the carnivorous animals hence why none have survived to this day. Shame really, but valiant effort.
Kudos to Noah. If I had been him, insects would've gone extinct (which probably would've caused our extinction too but alas, at least the voyage through the seas would've been smooth).
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Points: 67381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 28 2016 at 16:18
I thought dinosaurs and dragons and such didn't exist 6000 years ago?
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Originally posted by emigre80 emigre80 wrote:

That's the state I live in, so it's not a joke to me.

So it don't float your boat........... Dead
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Points: 1802 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 28 2016 at 17:38
Originally posted by timothy leary timothy leary wrote:

Only an AustralianSmile

Too true we think bigger than Texas...........Tongue


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Originally posted by Mascodagama Mascodagama wrote:

Ken Ham is actually one of the many proofs of my Theory of Unintelligent Design.

If it was true that humanity was the result of a process of evolution involving hundreds of millions of years of natural selection, resulting in the propagation of individuals ever more fitted to thrive in their environment, someone this stupid couldn't actually be the result.

Therefore God as a creator and guiding mind must exist, and is either: 

(a) sh*t at designing things; or

(b) just f**king with us.



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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I thought dinosaurs and dragons and such didn't exist 6000 years ago?

In terms of biblical chronology Noah was only 4,300 years ago (give or take) and according to mr Ham, there were dinosaurs in the ark.
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Points: 5319 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 28 2016 at 18:03
Gathering up the animals must have been a major chore.
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At least they would have been good for biofuel to power the Ark
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Why would an Australian build an ark in the U.S. based on a Sumerian flood myth?
...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology...
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Points: 1802 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 28 2016 at 18:50
Very good question and I think it would bend my already bent mind too much trying to work it out.

Is their a Sigmund Freud in the room ?

Or maybe its just a job you know! and was commissioned by mice to answer the ultimate no no no its bending my mind................


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I'm almost certain that Ham announced this back in 2014. Is it only now just getting out?
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We had a flood event here in Oz and I was looking for options....................
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Points: 67381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 29 2016 at 00:48
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I thought dinosaurs and dragons and such didn't exist 6000 years ago?

In terms of biblical chronology Noah was only 4,300 years ago (give or take) and according to mr Ham, there were dinosaurs in the ark.

You learn something new every day. Embarrassed

Checkmate atheists?
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I thought dinosaurs and dragons and such didn't exist 6000 years ago?

In terms of biblical chronology Noah was only 4,300 years ago (give or take) and according to mr Ham, there were dinosaurs in the ark.

You learn something new every day. Embarrassed

Checkmate atheists?
Look at it this way - while the atheists continue to play the game according to the rules of chess, creationists have chosen to play using a different set of rules where there is only one piece and that can move in mysterious ways while occupying all the squares all at the same time.

Originally posted by timothy leary timothy leary wrote:

Gathering up the animals must have been a major chore.
But nothing compared to the chore of cleaning up after them (or more graphically, behind them), apparently the animals were aboard the ark for 375 days (some creationist has done the maths and for once I'm not going to question their numbers) which adds up to quite a lot of solid and liquid effluent that had to be collected and disposed of by the 8 humans.
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At least the creationists wouldn't needed to bother about fertiliser, when they landed in their miss-guided theory. They seem to be very good at producing it in volumes.............  
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Since you pro-homo pro-evolution lefties are clearly just jealous of this magnificent piece of architecture, why don't you go on ahead and build a bigger one? Stern Smile
We certainly will. Right after Trump builds his giant wall. (With money from his charity of course. Angry)
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Points: 1802 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 29 2016 at 04:17
^ should keep the bible bashers in too
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Points: 20451 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 29 2016 at 13:15
Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

Oh this is definitely no big achievement, let's remember Real Person Noah built the same thing without the modern equipment seen in that image. 

LOL
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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 29 2016 at 14:42
Originally posted by SteveG SteveG wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Since you pro-homo pro-evolution lefties are clearly just jealous of this magnificent piece of architecture, why don't you go on ahead and build a bigger one? Stern Smile
We certainly will. Right after Trump builds his giant wall. (With money from his charity of course. Angry)

Right. if Trump can be convinced that the wall needs to enclose the whole of the USA or the migrants will just nip round the ends then we can test Ham's ark.
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Should keep the Canadians out too
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