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EddieRUKiddingVarese 
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Joined: February 04 2016 Location: Aust Status: Offline Points: 1802 |
 Topic: Are Japanese Jokes ok??Posted: January 23 2017 at 14:31 |
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Hey there are people who cannot support him but simultaneously ones who do support him ... bad jokes are over now.
/closed Are Japanese Jokes ok??
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits! |
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Dean
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Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: January 23 2017 at 14:34 |
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no they f**king aren't
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What?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 23 2017 at 14:40 |
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Q: What time was it when godzilla ate the Japanese prime minister?
A: Eight P.M. |
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micky
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Posted: January 23 2017 at 14:46 |
 well there are always white cracker jokes to fall back upon... |
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: January 23 2017 at 14:48 |
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits! |
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EddieRUKiddingVarese
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Posted: January 23 2017 at 14:55 |
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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Japan?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin In the interests of equality - a mexican joke too A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas.
The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds.
An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down.
After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town.
On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber.
The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table.
The time was right to make a move.
The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: "You are under arrest.
I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I'll let you live.
If you don't, I'll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish.
As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happenedd to be a lawyer.
He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them.
The ranger said: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell me where the loot is, I'll shoot him here and now."
Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man.
Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town.
"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.
The lawyer answered: "He said, 'You don't have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.'"
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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits! |
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Logan
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Posted: January 23 2017 at 14:57 |
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Not sure why this topic was done. I think singling out a nationality or group like this for a topic is not well-advised. As a general guide to see what is deemed not really okay, see http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13083
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Just a fanboy passin' through.
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DamoXt7942
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Posted: January 24 2017 at 23:22 |
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Japanese Jokes ... one of them should be my existence itself methinks.
Let me say every PA member should be considerable and thoughtful for others who join this site.  |
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