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Poll Question: Do ants become more copious when you put them into a fridge?
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Don't put your aunt's in a fridge, that's not cool.  Oh, wait a second, actually it is.  You must have a walk in or something.
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It depends on how copious they are in the first place, I would guess.  What if the ants are so copious that  the fridge could do nothing to increase their copiousness.  Is that even possible?
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I wonder if they'd be able to tell you if the light goes out when the door shuts?
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Points: 67381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 28 2007 at 09:01
Even if the ants told you that the light goes out, would you have any reason to believe them? In fact, how do you know the ants and the fridge even exist?

If I imagine putting ants in the fridge, do they become more copious? What if I've misunderstood the terms 'ants' and 'fridge', so that when I think I'm putting ants in the fridge I'm really putting golf balls in the hat?


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I think you'll find that footprints in the butter are a dead give-away.
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I thought you're supposed to put them in an empty fridge. Confused
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It depends upon your concept of empty - in a truly empty fridge they would die of asphyxiation.
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No they wouldn't, because there can't be any ants in an empty fridge!
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What about the refrigerant?



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What about it? It's cool, isn't it?
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But is there anything cooler than a cooler?
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Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris the Anteater?
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Originally posted by Guzzman Guzzman wrote:

Chuck Norris the Anteater?

No, Chuck Norris the Aardvark, I think.  Which, by the way, sounds cooler than Anteater.


Edited by Slartibartfast - November 30 2007 at 08:19
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Aardvarks kick ass, just like Chuck. Approve
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I'll put a colony of Siafu up against any aardvark.
 


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If Chuck Norris and a new race of radioactive super ants would fight, who would win?
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It depends on who they are fighting I guess...
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LOL

Now that would make an amazing movie: First a mad scientist creates a new race of radioactive super ants and puts the ants in the fridge to make them more copious. Then Chuck Norris teaches the ants martial arts, and for the last part of the movie Chuck and the ants fight against ninjas. The soundtrack consists of songs by Adam Ant.
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