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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64238
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Posted: December 29 2009 at 00:50 |
As newly appointed treasurer of the Lord of the Rings fan club that met at the neighborhood library, Natalie was walking on air.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 29 2009 at 01:32 |
You call that a lathe?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67380
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Posted: December 29 2009 at 01:34 |
How many times have I told you that THE RAILS DON'T MATTER???!!!
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T.Rox
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Joined: July 06 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 9455
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Posted: December 29 2009 at 01:34 |
I choose to change direction when I choose to change direction
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"Without prog, life would be a mistake."
...with apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64238
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Posted: December 29 2009 at 01:41 |
They found another pillow.
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: December 29 2009 at 04:45 |
Aren't you done already?
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T.Rox
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Joined: July 06 2004
Location: Australia
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Points: 9455
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Posted: December 29 2009 at 10:13 |
Where have all the tangents gone
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"Without prog, life would be a mistake."
...with apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 29 2009 at 15:56 |
So this other day I went into the bank and the bank told me it was sad. I asked the bank why it was sad and the bank said it was driving all night and crashed its spaceship-moped into the fountain and in doing so lost its yam sack. I said to the bank its ok because you're a bank and have no need for yams.
Then the bank ate me.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64238
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Posted: December 29 2009 at 19:54 |
I've seen this before, it's all too familiar-- the peacock, the banana peels, newspaper open to the TV section...
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 29 2009 at 22:55 |
I had a gong once. It was shiny and oval shaped. Then I dropped it down the stairs. It became less shiny, and slightly dented but still realitivly elliptical. Curiously, when it hit the landing at the bottom of the stairs, it set off a sequence of events that resulted in the destruction of the western half of the universe. The gong also burst into flame. Perhaps even more curious is that everytime I hit the gong great grave sea beasts raise from the ocean depths and starts to consume humanity in its massive grotesque maw.
It still sounds good though.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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SaltyJon
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Joined: February 08 2008
Location: Location
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Points: 28772
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Posted: December 29 2009 at 22:57 |
Sir, your map seems to be disintegrating.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 30 2009 at 00:26 |
Lips are not this saucer.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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T.Rox
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Joined: July 06 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 9455
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Posted: December 30 2009 at 04:05 |
@ Vompattii, that's some brilliant artwork on your sig. Kinda like a Dr. Who scary critter from the Tom Baker era
Ah, I see you have the new Dr. Martin diving boots!
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"Without prog, life would be a mistake."
...with apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 30 2009 at 13:11 |
I wouldn't drink the lint...it taste muchtoo sappy. Like it had been leaked out of the chumbucket I presume.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67380
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Posted: December 30 2009 at 13:33 |
@ T-Rex: I didn't do it, it was him! *points at fip*
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T.Rox
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Joined: July 06 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 9455
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Posted: December 30 2009 at 20:12 |
Ah hah! Look what I found lurking on Page 2 of the forum!
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"Without prog, life would be a mistake."
...with apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64238
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Posted: December 30 2009 at 20:30 |
Delmonico's offered, at one time, a staggering array of soups.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: December 31 2009 at 00:09 |
I find closets too hospitable. Usually I prefer a good cardboard box or cigarette carton.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64238
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Posted: December 31 2009 at 01:34 |
Fortunately, the evening progressed without senseless butchery.
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SaltyJon
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Joined: February 08 2008
Location: Location
Status: Offline
Points: 28772
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Posted: December 31 2009 at 01:37 |
The news from the Epsilon 6 System continues to be disturbing.
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