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    Posted: December 09 2008 at 14:51

This is another one of my fantasy stories, this time about seven brothers who were living in one house, and all of them were into prog. All in a different way, though, and as much as a fun story, the story is also a little pretentious (like good prog) as a case study for progressive archetypes, or stereotypes. Well, types anyway. The story is being called:

 

PROGRESSIVE QUEST

 

In a hole in a ground there lived a… hobbit? Well, that would be a good start for a story, wouldn’t it? Just like the opening line of J.R.R. Tolkien’s famous novel The Hobbit, but I have to be honest: there were seven of them, and you wouldn’t take them for hobbits: they were far too big for that. Sure, they thought they were descendants of the old hobbits of Middle Earth, and they had people who referred to them as hobbits, because of their choice of music and their lifestyle, but their genealogy is very doubtful. Still, there isn’t any scientific proof to fight their claim, so let’s just leave it at that.

 

In a hole in a ground there lived seven brothers. They had hippie parents who left them in the mid seventies: their parents were off to the hippie trail, to Afghanistan, and never came back, and their aunt, who was much straighter than their parents, took over the upbringing, until the oldest one came of age. Our story starts today.

 

Oh, about that hole in the ground: because living in a hole became a bit unfashionable from the seventies on, they built a loft on top of that in the nineties. But now let’s really begin with our story.

 

Meet Donovan, the oldest one, who was a bit of a bon vivant. He was a merry old soul, who often called for his pipe, and for his bowl. And yes, now that you ask, he liked a fiddler’s sweep as well. Eddie Jobson would be his violinist of choice.

Donovan was sitting in the living room with his brothers Graeme and Dylan, the second and the third in line, respectively. They were all smoking their pipes, and while they were in the midst of a good conversation, Dylan had a worried look on his face.

 

Dylan:   Now why did prog end?

Donovan: Give me a break, it didn’t end!

Graeme: Yes, brother, like I said, I tell you that it ended! In 1977, to be precise.

Donovan: Oh yeah, is that so? Why 1977? You tell me that!

Graeme: Because punk took over in that year.

 

All were staring at the ground. The p- word had been mentioned. Punk was being held for the enemy.

 

Donovan: C’mon, Graeme, there are hundreds of prog cd’s coming out every year. Prog didn’t end. That’s ridiculous.

Graeme: That’s not the real prog. It’s a derivate. We all go back to the seventies, the golden age of prog. Don’t tell me that it isn’t true.

Dylan: For a moment assuming that you’re right: why could it take over? Prog could have gone further, punk or no punk. Keep on proggin’ in the free world!

Graeme (wryly): The proggers had to earn a living! So either they went on with what they did and didn’t get any money, so they had to stop, or they compromised their sound and got rich. And very complacent.

Dylan: So what you’re saying then is that prog all depended on the support of record companies? No prog without the record companies?

Graeme:

Dylan: You see? That can’t be real.

 

Dylan was a philosophical type of guy. He was looking for the essence of prog, which gives us the opening to our little story. Dylan liked the Socratic attitude: keep on asking until the other was lost for words. Not that this was the effect that Dylan was looking for: he wanted answers to his questions, but he couldn’t be satisfied with make believe answers. So he pinched one balloon after the other, like a good pupil of the famous Greek philosopher.

 

Graeme: Okay, okay, you’re probably right. I’ll tell you what. I guess prog had a downfall from 1977 on, in some way or the other, but there was already a demise from 1974 on, while the record companies were still giving full backing to the prog bands.

 

Graeme was a bit of a purist. No Genesis, Yes or ELP after 1977, no Pendragon after… Well, no Pendragon at all, or any neo prog for that matter. Because… isn’t neo prog a contradictio in terminis? In fact, be honest with yourself: there hadn’t been any really good albums after 1973, right? That was Graeme’s way of thinking.

 

Dylan: Conclusion: punk didn’t end prog. But what did put an end to prog then?

 

Donovan was trying to slip away. He didn’t care for all the discussions. He enjoyed the good life, with something to eat and drink and something to smoke, and a good prog cd of course. Donovan’s philosophy towards prog was simple: when it sounds like prog, it is prog, you know? And if it’s not, you don’t care about it.

But while he was heading for the exit, the cellar door swung open. In comes Carlos, nr. 5 in line of the brothers.

 

Carlos: Yo bruddaz, what’s up?

 

You’ll have to forgive Carlos. His idea of prog is that it should have a fusion with whatever contemporary musical style that there was at that time. So Carlos, taking his philosophy to a logical end conclusion, was into hip hop, trying to melt it with prog. He was a musician himself, the proud inventor of a brand new musical direction: prog hop, and he called himself Snoop Proggy Progg, or Snoop Progg, after one of his heroes.

 

Graeme: Fine, thank you. We were just discussing why prog ended in the 1970’s.

Carlos: Why prog ended? Now wait a minute, it didn’t end, did it?

Graeme: There was a degeneration from the mid to late seventies on.

 

Dylan and Donovan were nodding at this.

 

Carlos: You say a D – generation?

Graeme: That’s right.

Carlos: You’re all fossils, you know what I’m sayin’! Prog never ended, surely not as long as I’m a round, you know what I’m sayin’! How did you get those stupid ideas into your heads, y’all? You gotta let some fresh air in, you know what I’m sayin’! Let the sun shine in, as our parents would have said, you know what I’m sayin’!

Graeme: How big is the percentage of the brain which you have to have surgically removed before you can talk like you do?

Carlos (furious): I choose to ignore that! It’s the hip hop way of talkin’, which says more than y’all do, you know what I’m sayin’. I’m getting’ out now, see y’all tonight. Prog on.

Donovan: Prog on. Just be quiet at 9 tonight.

Carlos: B- cause?

Donovan: We will be listening to Selling England By The Pound then in the living room.

Carlos (his mouth falling open): You are going to listen to WHAT?

Donovan: You heard me: Selling England By The Pound, by Genesis.

Carlos: Selling England By The Pound?

Donovan: That’s right!

Carlos: Sel-ling Eng-land By The Pound? Selling England by the proggin’ pound? Have you counted how many times you listened to that album in your miserable lives?

Donovan: There must be some misunderstanding. It’s very special: it’s the new remastered version, on the new Genesis-box.

Carlos: Oh, is that so? It’s the new remastered version? Is Tony proggin’ Banks playing suddenly mouth organ on the intro of First of fifth?

Graeme: That’s Firth Of Fifth. And no, he doesn’t. He plays his brilliant piano solo, of course.

Carlos: His brilliant piano solo, and you tie yourself to the mast, because them sirens would  lure you to the rocks, and suddenly you find out that you can’t open the knots anymore.

Dylan: I don’t understand what you’re trying to get across.

Carlos: I mean that you will fossilize, no matter what.

Dylan: You’re being cynical.

Carlos: Cynical? Abso – proggin’ – lutely! Now hear me out. Tonight you are all going to smoke your pipes, have da’ slippers on, you old bunch of slippermen, you, and lurkin’ proggin’ sherry, you died out dodo lurkers! The new Selling England By The Pound, what a joke! First you bought it on LP, then on music cassette for in the car, then on cd, then another time on cd, because the first time some butcher put a mid price sticker on the art work, then a remastered version, then another remastered version with a little sleeve like an old fashioned LP, than a SACD, than a proggin’ box. Don’t you ever move on in life? Do you really want to be X-tinct like them Die Now Saurs? Listen, I wrote a rap about you lot. That will put an end to your discussion!

 

Big smile TO BE CONTINUED Big smile

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 10 2008 at 09:33
I like a story with a message. Will definitely read the next part.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 10 2008 at 13:08
I'll be honest. At first I thought it was stupid. A mythological story about prog? How pompous and overblown!
 
However, once Carlos entered, It was just awesome.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 10 2008 at 14:35
Great story man! I like the humor in it, very PA-ish, hehe. Anxious for Pt 2!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 10 2008 at 15:45
Thanks for all your positive comments, y'all!
 
I try to post part two next week.
 
@ topofsm: I agree that the second part, where Carlos comes in, was easier to write, and much more fun; but the first part did serve a purpose: to provide a contrast between the older, more sedate brothers and the youthful energy of Carlos; also, I should have mentioned that the story was fun in the first place, but I like to put some depth in it as well, just like I did with my Yes whodunnit last year
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 10 2008 at 15:55
good for Carlos !!!
 
The message is pretty obvious... but for starters who think that prog begins with DT i did not recommend at all!!!
 
 




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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 12 2008 at 00:46
Originally posted by Moogtron III Moogtron III wrote:

Thanks for all your positive comments, y'all!
 
I try to post part two next week.
 
@ topofsm: I agree that the second part, where Carlos comes in, was easier to write, and much more fun; but the first part did serve a purpose: to provide a contrast between the older, more sedate brothers and the youthful energy of Carlos; also, I should have mentioned that the story was fun in the first place, but I like to put some depth in it as well, just like I did with my Yes whodunnit last year
Thanks! 
 
Of course. Now that I've read it all, there's definetely a purpose behind the beginning. I mean to say that as I was beginning to read it, I thought it would be lame and cheesy. I am glad to say that you have proved me wrong.
 
It sort of reminds me of Huck Finn. There are 3 overlong chapters about helping Jim escape from a hut. As I read the book, I really found myself feeling bored in those chapters, and getting annoyed as Tom kept delaying Jim's freedom. Now that I've analyzed it in English class, I can truly appreciate why Twain wrote those chapters so overlong and obnoxious.
 
I look forward to your next entry (and hopefully some more humor along the lines of what Carlos has been saying).

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 16 2008 at 16:28
Originally posted by topofsm topofsm wrote:

Originally posted by Moogtron III Moogtron III wrote:

Thanks for all your positive comments, y'all!
 
I try to post part two next week.
 
@ topofsm: I agree that the second part, where Carlos comes in, was easier to write, and much more fun; but the first part did serve a purpose: to provide a contrast between the older, more sedate brothers and the youthful energy of Carlos; also, I should have mentioned that the story was fun in the first place, but I like to put some depth in it as well, just like I did with my Yes whodunnit last year
Thanks! 
 
Of course. Now that I've read it all, there's definetely a purpose behind the beginning. I mean to say that as I was beginning to read it, I thought it would be lame and cheesy. I am glad to say that you have proved me wrong.
 
It sort of reminds me of Huck Finn. There are 3 overlong chapters about helping Jim escape from a hut. As I read the book, I really found myself feeling bored in those chapters, and getting annoyed as Tom kept delaying Jim's freedom. Now that I've analyzed it in English class, I can truly appreciate why Twain wrote those chapters so overlong and obnoxious.
 
I look forward to your next entry (and hopefully some more humor along the lines of what Carlos has been saying).
 
Yes, I understand. Hopefully you'll like the rest as well.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 16 2008 at 16:29
Here's part two, for anyone who's interested.
 
PART TWO
 
Donovan: You’re going to perform for us? (with a proud look on his face)Well, my little brother has grown up, and has become a real artist.

Graeme (sarcastic laugh): Oh yeah, an artist from the hood. MC Hobbit, hehehe.

Carlos (making a throwaway gesture with his hand) : Grumpy old man! Get a life ! ‘Nuff said now, I need my assistant. Where’s Syd?

Donovan: He’s upstairs in the loft, playing computer games.

Dylan: Wait, I’ll get him for you (runs towards the door).

Carlos: In the mean time I’ll get some attributes.

 

Carlos walks to the wall with the LP’s and drags one out an album from the O section. He blows off the dust from the sleeve.

 

Graeme: What’s that.

Carlos: Uh, lemme see. Mike Oldfield, Ommadawn.

Graeme: (with a grim look on his face): You see that you can’t do it on your own after all. You need the real master to give you backing. Don’t try this at home, kids.

Carlos (grins) : No, man, it’s the other way a-round. It’s actually Mike who needs a helpin’ hand these days.

 

Carlos is setting up the equipment for his act. Suddenly the door of the cellar swings open. Syd, the youngest of the brothers, babyface and a big smile from ear to ear, steps in. Oh, between you and me: some people don’t take Syd very seriously, because they think his IQ is way under 100, and they will probably say to you that he lives very much in his own world. He doesn’t talk in full sentences either. But you might be surprised by Syd. Sometimes he looks wiser than all of his brothers, talking like an oracle, and he can hold you a mirror right before your very eyes.

Syd, being the youngest, is a bit spoilt by his older brothers. He’s very open minded in his musical tastes and ideas. A sign of immaturity of course, but don’t hold that against him! He means well, and he’s always good-humored.

 

Graeme (walking to Syd): Hey Syd! Now that you’re here, can you tell the others what you learned from me? Tell me about the decades!

Syd (holding hands behind his back and closing his eyes, changing his balance from one foot to another and back): Fifties? Bad! Sixties? Good! Seventies? Good! Eighties? Bad! Nineties? Bad! Naughties? Bad!

Dylan (puzzled look on his face): Graeme, I don’t get it. What are you learning him, man?

Graeme: Tell him, Syd, why the decades are what they are.

Syd (opening his eyes and looking earnest at Dylan): Fifties? Rock ‘n’ roll. Boring! Sixties? Flower power. Was leading to prog. Good! Seventies? Golden age of prog. Brilliant! Eighties? Wrong hairdo’s and plastic music. Yak! Nineties? House. Gross! Naughties? Stagnation. Too bad.

Graeme: Well done, Syddy!

 

Once again, Syd smiles from ear to ear.

 

Dylan (still looking puzzled): Well, he did a great job, but obviously he’s just repeating what you taught him. But that’s too simple and you know it, right? The seventies isn’t just prog, now, is it? Isn’t it also punk and disco?

Syd (makes spitting noises): Punk and disco? Insult to human interlect!

Dylan: That’s intellect, Syddy-boy. But that’s also the seventies, see?

Syd (Smiling again and shaking his head vehemently)): No no no no no, is misunderstanding. Prog belongs to seventies. Seventies belong to prog!

 

Before Dylan could say anything back, Carlos was yelling.

 

Carlos: Okay! I’m ready, y’all! Syd, my man, I need you to do the beatbox, you know what I’m sayin’.

 

Syd nods happily, and his smile becomes even bigger. He starts to make funny rhythmic noises with his mouth and his hands, providing Carlos a real human beatbox.

 

Carlos (starts rapping): Yo, y’all, check this out! Snoop Progg in da’ house, y’all. I got a message  for you, y’all. Check this all out, y’all!

Donovan: Yes, we will.

Dylan (whispering) : Shhht! I believe this is already part of the act.

 

While Carlos is rapping and Syd is doing his human beatbox, Carlos is busy putting the needle of the record player somewhere above Mike Oldfield’s Ommadawn.

 

Carlos: This rap is bein’ called: Prog Is An Attitude. Now listen to this, y’all!

 

Suddenly Syd stops his beatbox noises, and Carlos lowers the needle of the record player, just above the minimalistic bass part at two thirds of Ommadawn part 1. Carlos starts rapping to the rhythm of the music.

 

Here’s to all U muzo’s who think you’re so smart,

thinking that U know everythin’ about art.

Being blind for music history except for just a part

Takin’ only little pieces of the big big tart.

 

From a tree you only take a little bite from the fruit

I got news for y’all, prog is an ATTITUDE!

 

From that moment on, Carlos was moving the record back and forth with his hand.

 

Donovan (shocked): What are you doing?

Graeme: Stop it! It’s disgusting!

Dylan: Leave him. It’s part of the act. It’s called scratching, I think.

 

Carlos, never stopping, lets the record loose at exactly the same point as he began, and continues:

 

It’s not in the way that you build an im- pecca - ball collection.

It’s not in the way that you try to get studio perfection.

It’s not in the way you change your tempo.

It’s not about a zillion keyboards played by Rambo.

It’s not about ep – pix or in - tree – cut structures

It’s not about ... couldn't find a rhymin' word yet... 

 

Burn mellow tron burn! Try a boogie, mini – Moogy.

Try to convert some musical RE: Fugees.

Time to FW: your thinking,

It’s not all gold that’s blinkin’.

 

Forgive me for being rude,

But some day you’ll find out that PROG IS AN ATTITUDE!

 

TO BE CONTINUED



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 16 2008 at 18:49
Strange though i never let  do to Carlos that to a record of prog rock




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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 26 2008 at 17:40
Yeah, that second part is odd, not bad, odd. Still looking forward for the next part!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 31 2009 at 22:55
Good God, i hate blind purists, even the fictional ones.

Still anxiously waiting for part 3 Moogtron III.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2009 at 01:37
I understand, I dislike those purists myself as well. So why am I writing about them Question Maybe my way of dealing with them.
 
I was quite busy with my work in the last few months, so it takes some time to write part 3. I hope I find the time in February at last.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 07 2009 at 00:13
Just laugh a lot, very good job, I just hate the purist, not just in prog, but all in al.

Waiting for the 3rd too Tongue
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