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    Posted: November 10 2009 at 18:41
Originally posted by Kotro

If you don't mind a healthy dose of witty sarcasm, Iain's (Exitthelemming) reviews are alwaysa treat.
 
Amen to that.  He's one of the few who consistently make me spit my milk.
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LOL Thank you for sharing these!
 
Originally posted by Easy Livin

If you don't believe me, check the New Grove Dictionary of music and musicians. If you just happen to have Vol 20 of the 1980 edition handy (what do you mean, you don't have a copy? Shame on you all) then, turn to page 644. SEE, I TOLD YOU SO!
 
Well, every credible music fan do have their obligations, no?
 
Originally posted by Easy Livin

What a shame! The music consists in 2-3 humming refrigerators at the same time, plus a portative fan that turns back and forth to make the anyway inexistent rhythm, and finally a coming cluster of threatening killer bees! There are tons of albums better than this one to describe the desolation once you go alone on Mars!
 
Big smile I thought the voyage was longer, outside the solar system, and i have not heard many bands successing more in the way of describing isolation, but I understand the album is not liked. Smile  
 
Originally posted by Easy Livin

When I heard title track, I was blown away by the strenght of horns, and beautyness of organs.
 
LOL Clap

Originally posted by Easy Livin

Translator classics
Maybe this would be a new artistic dogma method of doing reviews; Do the original review in French, Spanish or other non-English language, then use translator and submit without edits.
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And what about submitting Portuguese reviews for Brazil artists, French for France/Canada (when their Canadian, you can choose English or French language) etc 

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how about fictitious translator classics -

"Not even shiny or welted but if only that was brought regarding notation and regular outgoing grains. The band was a heaven cave and could believe the swims it was doing, fast eat, normal quiver, or bristle. Very, three could not go to a hill and four could not jump into the rain."


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Originally posted by Pekka

Originally posted by Easy Livin

Around 14 edged impressions , marks precisely a pulse of hypnotic to sound paralyzed casual mood, in the frail of depicting a tense, a swallowed or a marginalized thrilling act. Not totally in the mood of the picture and only in that, the soundtrack still cohabitates the most prominent audiotage character from the high spirit or recurring act inside the roll, and a pickling from Tangerine Dream’s own recording poise and backdrops.
I swear I've heard Cedric Bixler-Zavala sing these lines.
 
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"First of all let me say, if you're one of those strange people who continually get confused and can't tell the difference between MASTURBATION and GUITAR PLAYING let me straighten you out: BOTH CAN BE FUN but only if you remember that it's the GUITAR and AMPLIFIER you stick the jack plugs into. . . I hope that's clarified the situation. If you're still confused then remind me never, I repeat, never to go and see you play guitar in public, or at least remind me not to stand in the front row. Now to the review."
 
I swear I have nothing to do with this one, and I have no wish to associate with this, eitherLOL
 
  
 
Originally posted by harmonium.ro

"be careful not to be playing to this as you try to get into the pants of this girl you've been trying to seduce because she will flee and you will hate this album (EL you know who you are!)"

Is this one of those short Sean Trane reviews? LOL
 
 
theoretically (if mermory serves) this was one or two sentence of VDGG reviews, but when I rewrote them.... I chose to keep itWink
 
 
 
Originally posted by ClemofNazareth

Originally posted by Easy Livin

Translator classics:

  • Nothing to obtain to your mice any worms before and with salt caves.
 
This would make for a great A Silver Mt. Zion song title  LOL
 
 
ROTFLMAO


Edited by Sean Trane - November 12 2009 at 07:30




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LOL Wondered when you'd get here Hugues!
 
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Posts: 9593 		  Quote Sean Trane Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 16 2009 at 08:55
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LOL Wondered when you'd get here Hugues!
 
In the words of Emma Bunton "What took you so long"!
 
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