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    Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:37
ONLY MEDIAFIRE SUBMISSIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED FROM NOW ON.

Russian Tea Cakes is an online avant-metal band formed my members of the SR and open to any new members who wish to contribute. The plan is to submit certain pieces of music, send it to another member and let them add THEIR music to that, and so forth.

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The current members are:
1. Pekka (guitar, bass, drums)
2. Progkidjoel
3. JJLehto (drums, guitar)
4. Any Colour You Like (noise, acoustic guitar)
5. Henry Plainview
6. The Sleepwalker
7. SaltyJon (bass, kazoo, trombone, banjo and violin, vocals)
8. CinemaZebra (bass, vocals, lyrics)
9. NecronCommander (guitar, bass, vocals)
10. Alitaire (piano, keyboards, vocals, lyrics, sax, harmonica)
11. Vompatti (ummmmmm.....laptop? Embarrassed)
12. Triceratopsoil (acoustic/electric guitar, vocals)
13. The Runaway (flute, kazoo, glockenspiel, guitar, bass, keyboards, drums, trumpet, stylophone, mandolin)
14. The Truth (roadie, lyricist)
15. A Person (roadie, roadie)
16. Klogg (roadie, satanic pizza maker)
Conor Fynes (Unconfirmed) (Awaiting Reply)
MovingPictures07 (Unconfirmed) (Awaiting Reply)

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This is our current discography. A track labeled as "waiting edit" means that it is not complete, and may be submitted to another member to tweak or add to. A track labeled as "pending edit" means that it may be able to get on the album without any tweaks, but is still open to an edit if suggested. A track labeled as "finished" means that this is a complete track and no longer needs editing. When two tracks are combined, a separate link is created for the mix but the originals stay in case anyone else wants to tweak them. You can tell a track is a mix when it's listed as an anti-logic math problem combining the tracks and renaming it the number in between.

Tracklist:
1. Pekka - Tribal Interlude (Pending Edit)
1 Edit A. Vompatti - Tribal Interlude (w/vocals)  (Pending Edit)
2. Any Colour You Like - Phase I (Waiting Edit)
3. Any Colour You Like - Phase II (Waiting Edit)
4. Vompatti - LOLWUT Pt. 1 (Pending Edit)
5. JJLehto - Avant Metal Free Jazz Drum Solo (Pending Edit)
4+5=4.5 Vompatti - LOLWUT Pt. 1 (with drums) (Pending Edit)
6. Vompatti - LOLWUT Pt. 2 (Finished)
7. Alitaire - Olympian (Death On Two Winds) (Pending Edit)
8. NecronCommander - Phase I (with bass) (Pending Edit)
9. progkidjoel - RTC Track (Joel) (Pending Edit)
10. Any Colour You Like - Phase III (And Hawk Dances) (Finished)
11. Any Colour You Like - Phase IV (When Thor Slept) (Pending Edit)
12. Vompatti - LOLWUT Pt. 3 (Pending Edit)
13. Vompatti - A Tin Teardrop (Waiting Edit)
14. Any Colour You Like - Phase V (final) (Finished)

To contribute a single song, record a track of your own and provide a link on the thread. I will then put it on the tracklist above. To edit a song, PM the original owner (or the last person to edit it) asking he or she to edit it. If they accept, record your edit over the track and post a download on the thread. If they don't accept, hahaha you got rejected.


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If you would like to say something you think should be heard by the entire band, tell me and I'll put it here. The most recent one goes on top.

From CinemaZebra:
I must tell you guys now that I don't have an amplifier and my video camera is too low-budget to capture the bass. So, what I'm saying is I might not be able to contribute any instrumental tracks for a while. (unitl I get a good amp, and maybe practice with my bass some more, I haven't tried playing avant-metal ever) However, in case you guys need a vocalist, I could PROBABLY contribute some lyrics and vocals, but only if it sounds good enough on my whack-ass camera.



Edited by CinemaZebra - August 15 2010 at 14:21
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:39
OFFICIAL ALBUM TITLE AND TRACKLIST HAVE BEEN RELEASED: 30/9/2010

Russian Tea Cakes are proud to present:

A Good Year For Mozzarella Rape

1. The Hitler Waltz in 25/34
2. Razorblade Kiddie Pool
3. Jose Cuervo Reinassance Man
4. The Ted Bundy Fan Club
5. And On Sunday, Preachers Touch Children
6. J*zzrocket and the Dyslexic Cow
7. A Young Man Ponders About Certain Ideas While Bathing In Orange Juice
8. Henry Plainview and the Thunderp***y Magic Bus
9. Baby's First Bone
10. I Tried To Commit Suicide In A Urinal
11. Horses**t and Puppies
12. Dr. Marvellous and the Lactating Moose
13. Defecation Does Not Mean The Same To Me These Days
14. When She Started Screaming, I Reached For The Duct Tape
15. C**tripping Satanic Jesus Boat (CSJB)
16. Gravy Mike
17. I Respect Your Religious Beliefs And Refute Them With My Quote Pyramid
18. The Grinch That Stole My Virginity
19. Sir Turkey Pepperoni
20. I Bet a Woman Flew That First Plane...
21. What's Going On DJENT DJENT DJENT
22. Tropical Communism
23. If You're Jesus on a Cross Clap Your Hands

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MP3 EDIT LIST
1. Pekka - Tribal Interlude (Pending Edit)
1 Edit A. Vompatti - Tribal Interlude (w/vocals)  (Pending Edit)
2. Any Colour You Like - Phase I (Waiting Edit)
3. Any Colour You Like - Phase II (Waiting Edit)
4. Vompatti - LOLWUT Pt. 1 (Pending Edit)
5. JJLehto - Avant Metal Free Jazz Drum Solo (Pending Edit)
4+5=4.5 Vompatti - LOLWUT Pt. 1 (with drums) (Pending Edit)
6. Vompatti - LOLWUT Pt. 2 (Finished)
7. Alitaire - Olympian (Death On Two Winds) (Pending Edit)
8. NecronCommander - Phase I (with bass) (Pending Edit)
9. progkidjoel - RTC Track (Joel) (Pending Edit)
10. Any Colour You Like - Phase III (And Hawk Dances) (Finished)
11. Any Colour You Like - Phase IV (When Thor Slept) (Pending Edit)
12. Vompatti - LOLWUT Pt. 3 (Pending Edit)
13. Vompatti - A Tin Teardrop (Waiting Edit)
14. Any Colour You Like - Phase V (final) (Finished)
15. Vompatti - untitled_vocal (Waiting Edit)
16. Epignosis - http://www.mediafire.com/?cimxka51hlabbsr
17. Vompatti -
something.
18. JJLopez - http://www.mediafire.com/?huh7z2dq0dvq7t3 (bad sh*t, lol)
19. Vompatti - here's one (more 'vocals')


To contribute a single song, record a track of your own and provide a link on the thread. I will then put it on the tracklist above. To edit a song, PM the original owner (or the last person to edit it) asking he or she to edit it. If they accept, record your edit over the track and post a download on the thread. If they don't accept, you got rejected.

Russian Tea Cakes @ Last.fm


Edited by Any Colour You Like - September 30 2010 at 04:56
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:40
Someone sticky this sh*t.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:41
If you wanna get all corporate and serious, once everyone is notified we can decide who will go first, and then so on. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:42
Yeah, what number should we keep the project to? I don't want to make it sound exclusive, but if we end up with like 60 people it'll be super hard to co-ordinate.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:43
lol, Moody Noobs 2.
if you own a sodastream i hate you
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:45
Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

Yeah, what number should we keep the project to? I don't want to make it sound exclusive, but if we end up with like 60 people it'll be super hard to co-ordinate.


Agreed
How bout what we got + those mentioned liked Alex, Conor and etc (I forget Embarrassed)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:48
Sure, I'll send out PM's to those members sometime tonight then.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:48
And this is no joke people.
Well ok, it is...
But we're doing it nonetheless
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:48
Just posted in the Shred, but I feel like this is now the more appropriate place to say it:
Originally posted by me me wrote:

Yeah.  I doubt I'll end up playing on EVERYTHING if we go for a full album, though, unless I get sudden flashes of inspiration while listening to stuff.  That could add another dimension to the album though - different people playing on different tracks, I guess I could be considered a guest artist, depending on how much of it I play on. LOL


And since this is now the "official" thread for the project - I'm in on bass (fretless in cello tuning) and maybe kazoo for the lulz. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:49
I've been trying to find a YouTube video of someone as bad as me, but I've failed so far.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:50
Deff kazoo man, for sure.
I will start practicing my jazz (rusty on that) and avant drumming
Probably add random pieces to the set just because


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:52
Just to clarify the current personnel:

Pekka
Progkidjoel
JJLehto
Any Colour You Like
Henry Plainview
SaltyJon
CinemaZebra
NecronCommander
Alitaire
Vompatti
The Sleepwalker
Conor Fynes (Unconfirmed) (Awaiting Reply)
Captain Clutch (Unconfirmed) (Awaiting Reply)
MovingPictures07 (Unconfirmed) (Awaiting Reply)
A Person (Roadie)


Edited by progkidjoel - August 01 2010 at 16:29
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:55
Sweet. And we got our respective instruments. Once everyone is on board we just gotta settle how this will go down, then its recording time
Remember guys, fear not whatever you use to record/your lack of skill

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 01:57
Originally posted by Wikipedia Wikipedia wrote:

A groupie is a person who seeks emotional and sexual intimacy with a musician or other celebrity.

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Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by Wikipedia Wikipedia wrote:

A groupie is a person who seeks emotional and sexual intimacy with a musician or other celebrity.

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We all know what a groupie is LOL
You can help bring attention to us as well!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 02:00
Better?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 02:00
Erm...maybe Matt could be the roadie instead?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 02:00
Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

Just to clarify the current personnel:

Progkidjoel
JJLehto
Any Colour You Like
Henry Plainview
SaltyJon
CinemaZebra
NecronCommander
Conor Fynes (Unconfirmed)
The Sleepwalker (Unconfirmed)
Vompatti (Unconfirmed)
Captain Clutch (Unconfirmed)
MovingPictures07 (Unconfirmed)
A Person (Official Fanboy)

Forgive me if I've forgotten anyone.


Looks good to me. That is deff everyone involved/we mentioned. And for the sake of some amount of sanity, seems like a good limit to the band.



Edited by JJLehto - August 01 2010 at 02:02
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2010 at 02:02
That is a little better, I know more than half of you are insane so I guess you need all the help you can get. Tongue

I can ask Sockface if he is at all interested whenever I see him.
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