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Vompatti
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Posted: July 18 2018 at 01:40 |
What walks on two legs in the morning and uses a cane in the evening?
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 18 2018 at 06:01 |
What happened to the two other legs?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 18 2018 at 12:56 |
you mean arms?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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rushfan4
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Posted: July 18 2018 at 14:50 |
What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms?
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tempest_77
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Joined: January 06 2018
Location: Maryland
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Posted: July 18 2018 at 15:42 |
Should I use his first or last name?
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I use they/them pronouns (feel free to ask me about this!) Check out my music on my bandcamp!
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 18 2018 at 16:43 |
does it matter if I pronounce it properly?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 19 2018 at 06:01 |
Doesn't that depend on what's in your mouth during pronunciation procedures?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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rushfan4
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Posted: July 19 2018 at 07:07 |
Isn't it rude to talk with your mouth full?
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 19 2018 at 10:27 |
What if its full of shirts?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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rushfan4
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Posted: July 19 2018 at 12:47 |
Are you adding starch to the collar?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 19 2018 at 13:00 |
do I have to mash the potatoes first or just put them inside the collar whole?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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rushfan4
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Posted: July 19 2018 at 14:52 |
Don't potato chips work the best?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 20 2018 at 00:37 |
wouldn't they be too greasy and stain the shirt?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 20 2018 at 06:17 |
What would be the difference between potato chips and a sweaty neck?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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rushfan4
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Joined: May 22 2007
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Posted: July 20 2018 at 07:12 |
Which one tastes the saltiest?
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 20 2018 at 10:49 |
Where might a sweaty neck's nutrition label be placed?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 20 2018 at 13:02 |
on the backside?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 22 2018 at 15:57 |
How much sodium does your neck's nutrition label give for a serving?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 22 2018 at 21:40 |
do different parts of the body have different nutrient requirements?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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rushfan4
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Joined: May 22 2007
Location: Michigan, U.S.
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Posted: July 23 2018 at 07:05 |
Should we perform a seance so we can ask Jeffrey Dahmer?
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