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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
Posted: March 19 2013 at 22:40
Chopped
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
Posted: March 20 2013 at 00:02
Numbers
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
Joined: May 25 2011
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 10970
Posted: March 20 2013 at 01:27
Before: Rules of Engagement - "The Four Pillars".
Jeff: [Comes into the apartment, Audrey approaches him] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just walked in through the door. If we're gonna talk, I got to get a can of listening juice. [Pulls a beer can out of the fridge, takes a sip] Hey.
Audrey: Hi. You know, I was talking to the girls at work, and …
Jeff: Oh, here we go.
Audrey: What?
Jeff: No good ever comes from that. It's never, "You know, I was talking to the girls at work, and they told me that I'm not servicing you."
Audrey: Alright, here’s the thing. A while ago, Jane and her husband decided that they would go find …
Jeff: Is Jane that one who looks like Pete Rose?
Audrey: No. That's Bethany. And she … she does not look like Pete Rose.
Jeff: Well, let's just crack open the old baseball encyclopedia here.
Audrey: … Alright, maybe a little. Look, here's the thing … Jane and her husband went to couples therapy, and they found it really helpful. She loved the therapist they used, and I … and I think it's something we should do.
Jeff: Why? Our marriage practically runs itself. And plus, you're not chunky like Jane, so why do we need a therapist?
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
Posted: March 20 2013 at 02:34
Futurama
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
Posted: March 20 2013 at 17:04
NCIS
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
Jeff: [after counting his beef, sighs] ... Only ten. [Pulls a drawer in the cart, pulls out a glass trophy, reads the inscription] "From the desk of Adam Rhodes".
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
Posted: March 21 2013 at 03:14
Frasier
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
Posted: March 21 2013 at 13:24
NCAA BBall tourney.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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