Who cares who will reach X000 first?

Who outside those actually involved in the most reviews pissing contest actually care?  I bring it to you, the good people of the forums, who have been pelted by most review polls: Do you really care who has the biggest.... review portfolio?

Full discloser: I've only written a little over 30 reviews and can't see myself ever writing another one.  If anything, I'd probably delete some of the ones I have written.

Henry Plainview wrote: I don't care that you don't care, as well.

 

crimhead wrote: The world is going to end on May 21,2011 anyway.

manofmystery wrote: Who outside those actually involved in the most reviews pissing contest actually care?  I bring it to you, the good people of the forums, who have been pelted by most review polls: Do you really care who has the biggest.... review portfolio? Full discloser: I've only written a little over 30 reviews and can't see myself ever writing another one.  If anything, I'd probably delete some of the ones I have written.

You have totally misunderstood this.

We are having a competition of being the saddest person in PA. Off course, by opening up this thread, barking like a flea ridden dog up the tree in the mistaken belief that the cat is there (it is just finishing your dinner and pissing in your bed), you have delivered a strong case for a place in the top ten saddest people in PA (AND pushing me out of that list). 

Besides of being sad and almost as miserable as you, the top reviewers is doing the community a big service. You know; helping other people. Go to your local library and ask a librarian what the phrase "helping other people" means. 

Edited by toroddfuglesteg - May 09 2011 at 14:13

I don't do reviews, so it makes me no nevermind.

I'm with manofmystery. I write reviews when I'm inspired and have the time. Some of them I'm happy with and some of them suck the big one. I have had some good comments and many of them have been hijacked on youtube as well as a lot of blog sites. If someone gets something out them great. If they just sit there and gather dust then so be it. I just have fun writing them because it's an escape from this crazy world we have to contend with on a day-to-day basis.

Slartibartfast wrote: Rather than delete your reviews have you considered replacing them with gibberish?  Oh wait.

 

Are we talking capital X or lower-case x?  If capital, that's 01011000000 reviews (far more than possible) and if lower-case it's 01111001000 (even more impossible!).  Either way, that's over 1 billion reviews, so I'd be pretty interested in that feat.