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Points: 490 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 02 2013 at 08:16
Originally posted by stegor stegor wrote:

A long hidden feeling inside burst out
And messing up the clothes and filling her
Pants with the substance of a custard supplier
She made a lovely muck
Wot the fox!
 
This forum has sunk to a new level of ...I dont know wot.
 
This is disrespectful to any skirt on this forum.
 
I call BAN (as in Ban'  'o Gypsies, Ban' aid and Ray-ban') .
 
Who is with me on this?
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^ It's no worse than any number of Zappa tunes.

By your use of the word "skirt," can we assume irony?
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The Ron Geesin/Roger Waters 'Music From The Body' has some outright insane sonic experiments which are a crack-up.
GonG's 'Camembert Electrique' is full of whimsical nonsense.
Robert Calvert - both his 'Captain Lockheed....' and 'Lucky Leif.....' albums have funny moments (and some kick-ass tunes as well).
'Neil's Heavy Concept' album has tons of laughs a minute - "Oh Ken, I've known you since you were ten - Ken, you were a complete b*****d then, Ken....." sung rather shakily with simply strummed acoustic guitar. 
.........does humour belong in music ???  Of course it does !!!
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Points: 19942 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 04 2013 at 07:09
Originally posted by moshkito moshkito wrote:

but we can't discuss "Derek and Clive" here ... specially "AD NAUSEUM", or you will be banned outright!
 
"Jump you Censored jump. Jump into this blanket what we are holding and you will be alright"
 
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his Censored neck, there was no blanket".
 
You're right, not an album to be played in polite company.
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Points: 19942 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 04 2013 at 07:11
Originally posted by The.Crimson.King The.Crimson.King wrote:

...I could probably find another 100 FZ songs LOL
 
 
Dancing Fool and Yellow Snow are two that spring to mind for me.
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Incredible String Band - The Minotaur's Song

While drawing on the Greek myth it also manages to be humorous: "I'm the original discriminating buffalo-man, I'll do what's wrong as long as I can."   
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Kevin Ayers – Beware of the Dog
Stackridge – Amazingly Agnes
Eric Burdon & the Animals – Year of the Guru
Back Door – The Dashing White Sergeant
Caption: We tend to take ourselves a little too seriously.

Silly human race! Yes is for everybody!
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Points: 2854 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 29 2014 at 21:34
Kevin Ayers has a number of songs that would fit this thread. But for my money Stop This Train is my favorite. One of my favorite songs ever actually.



The United States Of America's I Won't Leave My Wooden Wife For You is great fun.



As for some wonderful 'black humor' Avant-Garde group Smegma often delivers.



Wild Man Fischer needs a mention.
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Transatlantic - Suite Charlotte Pike
Want to play mafia? Visit here.
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The vibe section of King Crimson's "Fracture". Both in terms of content - seriously, it's pretty goofy - and a memory of mine.

My family had a little dog at the time when I first heard the piece on AOL Radio and when it got to that part, she started barking her head off. I think she must have mistaken the vibes Bill Bruford was using for the doorbell. 


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He looks at this world and wants it all... so he strikes, like Thunderball!
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i keep thinking of Frank Zappa's Catholic Girls from Joe's Garage for this one; love those voices in it!!

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Evelyn A Modified Dog by Zappa will always make me laugh. Also the ending part of Mike Oldfield's Amarok where "Margaret Thatcher" is talking about endings and such . . . teehee
"I like to think oysters transcend national barriers." - Roger Waters
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Talking of Mike Oldfield



Buggered if I know
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VDGG - Aerosol Grey Machine
Grobschnitt - Sahara
Pink Floyd - Pow R Toc H
Peter Hammill - Imperial Zeppelin
"Hey there, Dog Man, now I drink from your bowl."
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Just listen to all of Apostrophe (') by Zappa lol
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Points: 20451 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 31 2014 at 14:06
One of my favorites from the Canterbury scene....
love the finger noises on the lips.....LOL
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Points: 16145 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 01 2014 at 16:11
Originally posted by AreYouHuman AreYouHuman wrote:

Incredible String Band - The Minotaur's Song

While drawing on the Greek myth it also manages to be humorous: "I'm the original discriminating buffalo-man, I'll do what's wrong as long as I can."   
 
Nahhhh ... you want to put on "Dumb Kate" full blast ... much more fun!
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Points: 4807 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 04 2014 at 12:28
All Crimson that first comes to mind:

Indoor Games (Lizard)
Happy Family (Lizard)
Ladies of the Road [Boz's best] (Islands)
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Points: 470 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2014 at 20:16
Blind Faith – Do What You Like. Near the very end before it fades completely, one of them (Grech?) does some bad Edward G. Robinson and Peter Lorre imitations. (“Nyah! Nyah!” “I have information…”)
Caption: We tend to take ourselves a little too seriously.

Silly human race! Yes is for everybody!
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Gentle Giant – Design.  The song itself not so much funny (though it is one of their stranger) but the opening interview bit always raises a chuckle, where the band is asked “How would you describe your music?” to which the whole band replies by talking all at once.



Edited by AreYouHuman - February 02 2015 at 23:16
Caption: We tend to take ourselves a little too seriously.

Silly human race! Yes is for everybody!
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