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Loki Mask or Genie Lamp |
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Icarium ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: March 21 2008 Location: Tigerstaden Status: Offline Points: 28913 |
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you found an old box and in the box you spotted two objects, a wooden old/anchien greenish mask and a dusty oil-lamp, and a note "If you find this box your eyes will land on two objects of mystic and wonders, two objects who will grant you power, fortune and luck, but it can also lend you greed, lust and pride, but you can only pick one or none, pick two or you and your closest will be cursed, pick none and you will never see the light of day,
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Smurph ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 11 2012 Location: Columbus&NYC Status: Offline Points: 3152 |
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Genie- because even though you get shackled, you do get to live forever and I would just shrink myself down super tiny and live in that lamp. As soon as someone eventually wishes you free, you are set for life.
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Man With Hat ![]() Collaborator ![]() ![]() Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 116755 |
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Lamps all the way!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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NotAProghead ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Errors & Omissions Team Joined: October 22 2005 Location: Russia Status: Offline Points: 5536 |
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Both are awful.
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Who are you and who am I to say we know the reason why... (D. Gilmour)
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Flyingsod ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: March 19 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 564 |
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Mask me baybee! We humans are so adept at decieving ourselves... want to see the essence of what I really am.
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Slartibartfast ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 28097 |
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Are you too young to have experienced the lava lamp?
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Tapfret ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Eclectic Prog Team Joined: August 12 2007 Location: Arlington, Wash Status: Offline Points: 4455 |
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Lamp, then wish for mask, Bill Gates' money, and immunity from all magical "gotcha's".
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There is no act more pretentious and self-indulgent than labeling another's art as pretentious and self-indulgent.
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crimhead ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236 |
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Why do you need Bill Gates money?... Wouldn't Jim Carrey money be enough to get by in a lifetime?
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Tapfret ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Eclectic Prog Team Joined: August 12 2007 Location: Arlington, Wash Status: Offline Points: 4455 |
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^look, if you want the most epic prog tour ever funded to visit your town you'll just go with it.
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There is no act more pretentious and self-indulgent than labeling another's art as pretentious and self-indulgent.
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Icarium ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: March 21 2008 Location: Tigerstaden Status: Offline Points: 28913 |
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bump
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Man With Hat ![]() Collaborator ![]() ![]() Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 116755 |
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I still say lamps. |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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npjnpj ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: December 05 2007 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 2038 |
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I know this is sidetracking this thread a bit, but I'm reminded of a joke I heard the other day:
An IT systems administrator is walking along, when he comes across a magic lamp. A genie promptly appears and grants him three wishes. So he wishes for a hard drive with linitless capacity. However much he wants to put on it, there is always room for more and then some. And it appears, about the size of a matchbox. The genie reminds him that he's still got another two wishes, and without hesitating he says: Another 2 of those. |
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Guldbamsen ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Dolly Parton Status: Offline Points: 20566 |
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I love posting about lamps.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
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Guldbamsen ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Dolly Parton Status: Offline Points: 20566 |
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Lamp backwards is pmal
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
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Icarium ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: March 21 2008 Location: Tigerstaden Status: Offline Points: 28913 |
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^so you don't want to break th 4th wall?
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Icarium ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: March 21 2008 Location: Tigerstaden Status: Offline Points: 28913 |
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bumo
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