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Slartibartfast 
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 Topic: Things That Will Kill You Dead
Posted: March 19 2013 at 21:10 |
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As I was scrolling down the chart I realized that there are some things that rank lower and kill us that we are more afraid of than those things that bring us down in the end.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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smartpatrol
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 21:17 |
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Tryin' to Grow a Chin is a good song so I'll go with that
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 21:24 |
^ Eh? 
OK, give me a shortcut: which one of these will guarantee me a quick and painless way of dying?
Edited by Dayvenkirq - March 19 2013 at 21:24
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Ambient Hurricanes
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 21:24 |
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I would like to die heroically by being shot. No need for a war; defending family/loved ones/friends will be quite sufficient for the "heroic" factor. And I would like it to be quick and painless; a direct shot to the head or heart.
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I love dogs, I've always loved dogs
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 21:36 |
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I forgot to mention Australians...
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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smartpatrol
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 21:39 |
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I'd like to die in my sleep when I'm too weak and old to go on.
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 21:41 |
 Slartibartfast wrote:
I forgot to mention Australians...
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You also forgot to mention occultists.
Edited by Dayvenkirq - March 19 2013 at 22:07
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 22:38 |
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Tuberculosis is way cool man.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Larree
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 22:46 |
You left out "life!" Life kills! 
Edited by Larree - March 19 2013 at 22:46
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Polymorphia
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 22:59 |
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Death by note, perhaps? ^This guy knows.
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Ambient Hurricanes
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 23:03 |
Larree wrote:
You left out "life!" Life kills! |
I suppose you could say so, since life ends in death. Thinking teleologically, you get a pretty bleak outlook on the meaning of life...
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I love dogs, I've always loved dogs
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someone_else
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 06:19 |
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I prefer to live yet. So I postpone my vote, maybe 'til my diabetes has overtaken me.
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Stool Man
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 06:35 |
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Spontaneous Human Combustion
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rotten hound of the burnie crew
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Icarium
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 07:20 |
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ALS probably sounds like a horrible condition.
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CPicard
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 07:46 |
My father suffers from Diabeetus, as his uncle and one of his cousins. So, I guess I have to watch my diet otherwise I could develop this illness. But it doesn't mean it will kill me. There had been some cancers in my mother's family, and this is more likely to kill me - in 40-50 years. Or I could commit suicide. 
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dwill123
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 11:06 |
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HolyMoly
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 11:27 |
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I want to skip death and jump straight into my second life, as a trout.
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Ajay
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 13:02 |
Slartibartfast wrote:
I forgot to mention Australians...
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We're stealthy like that. Cancer so far has seen off both my parents, one grandparent (that I know of) and an uncle, so I'm guessing I won't have to worry about heart disease.
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manofmystery
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 15:10 |
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I've have a tendency of upsetting liberals so probably a drone strike.
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 Time always wins.
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CPicard
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 19:55 |
manofmystery wrote:
I've have a tendency of upsetting liberals so probably a drone strike. |
Oh, come on, Sunn 0))) isn't that terrible!
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