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Icarium 
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 Topic: Rock - Paper - Scissor
Posted: April 30 2013 at 16:04 |
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rushfan4
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 16:05 |
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scissors. I win.
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Stool Man
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 16:07 |
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WW2:
Hitler did this
Churchill did that
And because scissors beats paper, Churchill won.
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rotten hound of the burnie crew
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The Bearded Bard
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 16:57 |
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- Lizard - Spock
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CPicard
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 17:00 |
 The Bearded Bard wrote:
- Lizard - Spock |
I was about to write it.
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 17:13 |
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Is this for a grade?
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dr wu23
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 17:41 |
Aginor must really be bored....
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One does nothing yet nothing is left undone.
Haquin
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manofmystery
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 18:04 |
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Shoot
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 Time always wins.
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Eria Tarka
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 18:57 |
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Sponge
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HolyMoly
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 19:56 |
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I made up a similar game called Puddle - Lump - Rail, based on our three cats. One cat was very large and spread out like a puddle, one cat liked to sleep under bed covers, creating a lump in the bed, and the third cat was extremely skinny. In this game, I think it was Puddle sinks lump, lump bends rail, and rail crosses puddle. It worked. Two of the cats are dead now. Not by any consequence of this game, I hasten to add.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: April 30 2013 at 20:51 |
paper, have you ever tried to littler scissors all over the place? Aww dammit I didn't consider rocks. :)
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 02:26 |
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Scissors all day long.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Dean
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 03:00 |
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Worse cookie recipe ever.
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What?
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Gerinski
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 03:20 |
Rock. Paper may wrap the Rock but give me a Paper-wrapped Rock and I can still smash your Scissors and your head if required 
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 07:18 |
I'm going with rock here - and applying heat to the sucker - terrorizing all of you buggers with my lava!
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Gerinski
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 07:36 |
I thought proggers are supposed to be intellectualloid nerds and should say "Paper because I can write my philosophical thoughts on it" 
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CPicard
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 07:36 |
Dean wrote:
Worse cookie recipe ever. |
Quite the contrary! It's a perfectf recipe for a healthy alimentation: - Paper = fibers, good for the digestive system. - Rock = calcium and every mineral your body needs. - Scissors = help the digestion.
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 07:42 |
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Plus scissors taste like chicken.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Dean
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 08:02 |
Gerinski wrote:
I thought proggers are supposed to be intellectualloid nerds and should say "Paper because I can write my philosophical thoughts on it" |
Me and my rock beg to differ. (At this juncture it should be noted that everyone who voted "scissor", in the singular, is an abject failure as everyone else knows that a singular scissor is the second most useless thing in the universe, especially when it comes to cutting paper, which it evidently cannot do without its other half, (which the brighter reader will have surmised is the first most useless thing in the universe). It should also be noted that even if the option existed in the plural pairing, proggers would still not chose them as running with said item is considered dangerous and foolhardy, and as we all know running is a precursor to sports and while intellectualoid observation of sporting events in a purely passive role is deemed acceptable as a last resort, active participation is simply not on the agenda).
Edited by Dean - May 01 2013 at 08:07
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: May 01 2013 at 08:03 |
You and your rock eh...
Edited by Guldbamsen - May 01 2013 at 08:04
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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