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Man With Hat 
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Posted: March 30 2016 at 13:32 |
 Guldbamsen wrote:
Mjello Philadolphinus!It's been a while since I readjusted my mojo for these parts, but I'm wooing bees and pomegranates in that oh so Estonian manner (David Schwimmer forged the original beans). Could you be so kind and reincarnate the nonsense in a separate bag seeing as these nonchalant onions have crept up to 662? Thanks in Lance.
Your's truly Skip Fennerman Tuesday
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If you are talking about mess in the freezer downstairs, I promise I will vaporize it before dawn on May 16, 2044.
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: March 30 2016 at 11:07 |
Mjello Philadolphinus! It's been a while since I readjusted my mojo for these parts, but I'm wooing bees and pomegranates in that oh so Estonian manner (David Schwimmer forged the original beans). Could you be so kind and reincarnate the nonsense in a separate bag seeing as these nonchalant onions have crept up to 662? Thanks in Lance.
Your's truly Skip Fennerman Tuesday
Edited by Guldbamsen - March 30 2016 at 11:29
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 30 2016 at 10:08 |
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Space is an odd place for a small dog.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 30 2016 at 10:06 |
Vompatti wrote:
I use a body rub called semen.
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Is It expensive?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 30 2016 at 04:57 |
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I use a body rub called semen.
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 30 2016 at 00:39 |
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People around the world were shocked yesterday when it was reported that William Shatner had only just learned it was his facemask worn by the Michael Myers character in the Halloween film series. Shatner himself was horrified to find out the filmmakers chose his likeness because it was the most bland, unrecognizable face they could find.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 23:56 |
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I was impressed by the sheer number of pinky rings she could fit on her toe, and her knowledge of Arabian soups.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 23:55 |
A tiny box for a tiny mind.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 23:34 |
Bad calendar ideas #66: Parisian Slaughterhouses
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 23:32 |
Atavachron wrote:
Interview with the Anus
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It reads better than it sounds.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 22:48 |
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Interview with the Anus
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 22:45 |
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I've lost the will to be inviting and cordial. |
What a cordial, inviting thing to say. Not working out for you is it.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 21:59 |
Are all trains this filled with vomit?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 19:08 |
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I've lost the will to be inviting and cordial.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 17:54 |
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Grucho Marx was a grapefruit.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 17:53 |
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The penis was sliced exceptionally thin, which made it a great textual contrast.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 17:35 |
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Will there be there be garage sales on the space station?
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 16:08 |
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A third bowl of fruit loops, m'lady.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 15:45 |
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Flirt with a sandwich, get aroused.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Posted: March 29 2016 at 15:34 |
The sun is to nuclear annihilation as the longevity of Russian literature is to:
a) a plant that has a human face b) sexual harassment in a small Georgian town c) a unit of time equal to 5.82 minutes d) the Eurasian hornbill e) drinking five cups of coffee prior to bowling a perfect game for the sixth time
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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