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    Posted: March 30 2016 at 13:32
Originally posted by Guldbamsen Guldbamsen wrote:

Mjello Philadolphinus!
It's been a while since I readjusted my mojo for these parts, but I'm wooing bees and pomegranates in that oh so Estonian manner (David Schwimmer forged the original beans).
Could you be so kind and reincarnate the nonsense in a separate bag seeing as these nonchalant onions have crept up to 662?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2016 at 11:07
Mjello Philadolphinus!
It's been a while since I readjusted my mojo for these parts, but I'm wooing bees and pomegranates in that oh so Estonian manner (David Schwimmer forged the original beans).
Could you be so kind and reincarnate the nonsense in a separate bag seeing as these nonchalant onions have crept up to 662?
Thanks in Lance.

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I use a body rub called semen.
 
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People around the world were shocked yesterday when it was reported that William Shatner had only just learned it was his facemask worn by the Michael Myers character in the Halloween film series.   Shatner himself was horrified to find out the filmmakers chose his likeness because it was the most bland, unrecognizable face they could find.

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I was impressed by the sheer number of pinky rings she could fit on her toe, and her knowledge of Arabian soups.
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Interview with the Anus
 
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I've lost the will to be inviting and cordial.
What a cordial, inviting thing to say.   Not working out for you is it.

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Are all trains this filled with vomit?

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Grucho Marx was a grapefruit.
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The penis was sliced exceptionally thin, which made it a great textual contrast.
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Will there be there be garage sales on the space station?
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A third bowl of fruit loops, m'lady.
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Flirt with a sandwich, get aroused.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 29 2016 at 15:34
The sun is to nuclear annihilation as the longevity of Russian literature is to:

a) a plant that has a human face
b) sexual harassment in a small Georgian town 
c) a unit of time equal to 5.82 minutes
d) the Eurasian hornbill
e) drinking five cups of coffee prior to bowling a perfect game for the sixth time
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