Off At Tangents: Tip Bin Shuffle

Atavachron wrote: Man With Hat wrote: Atavachron wrote: Man With Hat wrote: The only offering is the flotation ham. That's not bad The terms of sacrifice have to appeal to all mortals. Indeed.  As I understand it, even Jews can have flotation ham.

I only have a Flemish version of the Torah, so I can't comment on that specifically.

Helen Fingers a Zebra

When his boss asked Weldon if he had ties in the industry, Weldon thought he meant neckties.   What followed was hard to watch.

Mercifully Unreleased documentary tapes from Abbey Road: Outtakes Reel # 9 (Cabin Fever)

Paul McCartney: Can we have a bit more top on the bass Ken?
Ken Scott: It's a f**kin' bass you smarmy Scouse dick, hence the name ya dig?
John Lennon: Excuse me?
Ken Scott: You want trebly soprano bass as well hippy c*nt stick yeah? Who wrote this lazy pile of incoherent sh*te anyway?
Ringo: Is it time for my drum part yet?
George: It's all cool Ring, we'll give you a shout later man
Paul McCartney: What's with the attitude Ken, have you been drinking or are there problems at home?
Ken Scott: That's pretty rich from someone chipped off their tits at work every day. Everyone knows why you've got blisters on your fingers w*nker
John Lennon: You're upsetting Yoko with this heavy bad vibe Ken
Ken Scott: At least the whole day hasn't been wasted then. Where is the little Jap tart anyway?
John Lennon: You want a knuckle sandwich pal?
Ken Scott: If this is passive resistance then get royally f*cked hippy. Go meditate with yer well heeled barefoot pals like George

Men in white lab coats hastily turn the recording device off.


Edited by ExittheLemming - July 26 2014 at 05:23

^^ reminds me of the studio outtake boots I'd pick up in the late 80s --

George:  "I'll have the vegetables with the cheese sauce, dear,"

That's a real quote, BTW

Yes quite, cheese apparently kept the Brit Invasion afloat.   I can see the FabFour sitting around Abbey Road studios getting simultaneously fat and thin on cheese and heroin.   It breathes new meaning into the Cheese Shop sketch, "Oh I like it runny".

Atavachron wrote: Off at Tangents Classics # 442 - Man With Hat wrote: Egg salad toenails.

Boy, did I ever act like a fake Mexican in those days.

Tonights Primetime Lineup:

8PM: Was Thomas Jefferson Made Out Of Munster Cheese?
9PM: The Great Wall Of China, Unedited Footage
10PM: Social Networking...In Space
11PM: Music Corner With Clyde Davis (Featuring Boys Will Be Antarctic Gila Monsters & Giant Panda Fondue)

Mr. Brulio sends the fruitcake.

Bad Porn Star Names #8 -  E. Rekk Sean