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Atavachron
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Location: Pearland
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Posted: August 07 2014 at 21:35 |
Dykes on Daikon: Exotic Root Vegetables of the Gay Community
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: August 07 2014 at 21:42 |
^ Blood is in the water. Feces is in the pudding.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: August 08 2014 at 00:02 |
Things Frequently Said by an Aggravated Guy Holding a Shotgun #20 - "Y'awt notta dunnit, Willie".
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: August 08 2014 at 01:05 |
Take my heart, and give me beans. Navy beans.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: August 08 2014 at 01:39 |
Bad Calendar Ideas #326 - Abe Vigoda's Vacation Photos
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 08 2014 at 01:59 |
Show me a man who doesn't.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: August 08 2014 at 02:10 |
Oft forgotten saints #72: Shirinnin, the patron saint of exfoliating
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: August 08 2014 at 03:22 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Show me a man who doesn't. |
Exactly.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 08 2014 at 15:10 |
I usually spell 'discontent' with a 'u', 'y', three 't's, and a 'foot'.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Points: 166178
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Posted: August 08 2014 at 22:42 |
I've seen hung puns.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
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Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
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Points: 7946
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Posted: August 08 2014 at 22:51 |
If you get stung by a scorpion put moistened tobacco on it. Seriously. It worked for me today. Now back to the topic. Good night.
Edited by HackettFan - August 08 2014 at 22:54
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Atavachron
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Posted: August 08 2014 at 22:57 |
^ We don't get scorpions but our yearly trek of male tarantulas has begun in the mountains.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 09 2014 at 01:10 |
Sweep me off my feet, just don't mop me.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: August 09 2014 at 01:39 |
Insist on long baths. It pretreats all sweaters.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: August 09 2014 at 01:45 |
Sweet and meaty.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: August 09 2014 at 01:51 |
Original names of Jazz Standards #79: Scrapple From The Orangutan's Anus
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: August 09 2014 at 05:48 |
In an ironic and unbefitting display, Larry was penalized for a flagrant use of the word 'flagrant'.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Posted: August 09 2014 at 05:51 |
To further this mockery, he was then penalized for a flagrant use of the word 'penalize'.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 09 2014 at 15:10 |
Watery grave? Call 1-800-527-9950 and we shall put you 20000 Leagues under the sea before you can say, "what is this prrffram gauudis'.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: August 09 2014 at 17:51 |
You are obviously trash.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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