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A rectal thermometer and ham sandwich. 
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Oft forgotten saints #9903: Sirt, the patron saint of very large buttocks 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

A rectal thermometer and ham sandwich. 


Two ticked boxes on a Scottish pig farmer's survey
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What would a vaccine for the devil be created from? - a barbed inocence
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If there really is a 'gay mafia' that controls the entertainment industry, omerta becomes tantamount to a deficit of storks
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Stun my face with your beauty and your WMD.
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

A rectal thermometer and ham sandwich. 


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The fountain of knowledge is strong with that one.
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Black people become synonymous with tritrophic acid.
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Begone, finger marks of Satan!
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I drip with succulent humanitarian work.
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Anoint yourself with gasoline.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Anoint yourself with gasoline.
 
That's alliterative!
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Executions always make me giggle.
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