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Man With Hat
Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 00:28 | |
Walrus hides make it a Camaro.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 00:38 | |
Oft forgotten saints #8037: Cytty, the patron saint of milk cartons, bumblebees, & the number '95'
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 00:39 | |
Oppression never tasted so good.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 00:42 | |
I learned to never use a hair brush as a garden mule.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 64338 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 01:33 | |
Man he really got snubbed. |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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progaardvark
Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 48652 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 07:20 | |
All of the railways out of Cleveland are really intestines.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 48652 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 07:23 | |
You can only have so much granularity before everything turns into moose noises.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 48652 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 07:25 | |
A bladder is no proxy for a quickie at the Giant Eagle.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 48652 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 07:27 | |
Whenever I dream into a bowl of cereal, I bunch my shrubs from the trap crane ventilation.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 10:07 | |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 10:09 | |
Yellow rings appear when I close my eyes. Should I produce high end cable shows again?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 13:28 | |
Mylanta was created to satiate the forecast stones.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67381 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 14:36 | |
I would suggest you get a can of compressed air.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 14:47 | |
Sopressata occupies my every thought from 2:11AM to 3:08AM.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HemispheresOfXanadu
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 15:33 | |
After my last book, Blood and Borderless, my editors all but demanded a second set in the present time. My writing style does not permit this. In Blood and Borderless, enough European nations united to influence, over time, the world. I will call them a 'worldwide cult' for lack of a better term. This cult believed in the selective breeding of humans to accomplish tasks necessary to advance humanity. They would not force you to take a job you may have been bred for. It was all merely a suggestion, which, who wouldn't want to work at something that suited them perfectly? You, the reader, would not? Fair enough. There are many other jobs available around the globe. Which would you like? This worldwide cult believed in letting one choose who one lived with, where one lived and how one got around. Sure you can take the hovercar on Sundays and the bullet train the rest of the week. Absolutely you can drown away the painful (but manageable and well-compensated) work-week on Saturday (but no drunk driving in the hovercars, bub. Autopilot's got you covered). In short, it was a utopia. And it was, to me, believable. Why would writing a book in the present day be unbelievable to me, then? At present, can you imagine your life ending happily? Do you think your kids' will be any happier? Their kids? I'll assume you said yes and pretend to ignore you. No! You can't. Exactly! That's why I can't write a book set in the world we live in today. One simply can't imagine it improving in a way that some groups don't hold considerable grudges. We're fighting over things that we could be shaking hands on. We compete for who can leak the least news on wasting resources during the Olympics. We have our armed forces watching new leaders be elected, eyeing both the crowd and the new head of office with the same suspicion. We leave other countries to their own devices because they can figure it out themselves. No. This is going nowhere. It's not something I can finish with a happy ending. In fact, I don't think it will ever end. And that is why I live in the present but I will always write in the past.
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67381 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 15:36 | |
tl;dr
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HemispheresOfXanadu
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 15:37 | |
*Phew*
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 15:45 | |
Blue is the color of Ramsey's III.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 15:59 | |
Regular rakes aren't needed.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67381 |
Posted: February 09 2016 at 16:15 | |
I used two pieces of wood for that.
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