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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 64352
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Posted: August 27 2014 at 18:58 |
Guldbamsen wrote:
Viewing sea shell napkins with Christian Bale |
This is a cruise event, right? Lucky b*stards.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: August 27 2014 at 20:04 |
Manifestos cure another filament.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 64352
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Posted: August 27 2014 at 20:57 |
Clueless and Lark: The Forgotten American Frontiersmen
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 27 2014 at 21:08 |
I could learn to love the oven mitts.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 64352
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Posted: August 27 2014 at 21:18 |
And the coven tits?
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Posted: August 27 2014 at 22:07 |
^ Been there, exploited that.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 27 2014 at 22:45 |
Oft forgotten saints #835: Jiu, the patron saint of non existent places
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 00:11 |
The chortle of the damned.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 00:20 |
Not to tell you how to oppress, but there should less opera and high cultural items.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64352
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 00:32 |
Mayonnaise.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Guldbamsen
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Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
Status: Offline
Points: 23098
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 06:51 |
Atavachron wrote:
Guldbamsen wrote:
Viewing sea shell napkins with Christian Bale |
This is a cruise event, right? Lucky b*stards.
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Christian Bale and strange young fella stares at you for a while Napkin booking 87459855787 or call Leif's Anonymous Cellophane Garage.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Guldbamsen
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Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
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Points: 23098
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 07:36 |
The Mississippi Conundrum
A real cowboy weighs 47 kilos. A real force-field weighs the same as a cowboy but not 47 kilos. How much force can you subtract from any field in order to chubby up the cowboy?
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Guldbamsen
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin
Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
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Points: 23098
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 08:17 |
87 deodorants in various elderberry-bushes: The Jeep Adventures
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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HolyMoly
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Retired Admin
Joined: April 01 2009
Location: Atlanta
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Points: 26133
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 08:40 |
I need a new apple finder. My left tastebud hurts.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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Guldbamsen
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Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
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Points: 23098
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 08:43 |
Funny you should say that; I need some new apples. The old ones are old you see?
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin
Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
Status: Offline
Points: 23098
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 08:53 |
Birds are poor substitutes for gloves.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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HolyMoly
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Retired Admin
Joined: April 01 2009
Location: Atlanta
Status: Offline
Points: 26133
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 09:09 |
Guldbamsen wrote:
Funny you should say that; I need some new apples. The old ones are old you see? |
The only thing worse than an old apple is a new apple.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 13:04 |
We shall defend the armaments with great haste and a chiseled physique.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67381
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 15:15 |
I could see how this is totally fun!
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: August 28 2014 at 15:23 |
Onion prancer.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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