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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 04 2015 at 22:55 |
I'm happy to see your corpse in my dreams.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 04 2015 at 23:02 |
The statistician was the most quantified for the job.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 00:01 |
Bad calendar ideas #845: Janet's ruined salads
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64349
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 00:43 |
Bühler's broken rice monitor offers feedback
based on trends of the percentage of broken grains. Should the set
tolerances be passed an alert will be displayed.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64349
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 00:44 |
Let's Play with Dirt: Getting Your Kids Back to Basics
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48702
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 06:23 |
Jeremy's nose is so agile, it can fling boogers distances of over 25 feet.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48702
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 06:26 |
Geeking Out at Home: 15 Easy Steps for Converting Your Refrigerator Into a Talking Cold-Storage Unit
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48702
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 06:28 |
Swallowing Books: Did You Know That Stomachs Can Read?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48702
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 06:30 |
Receiving Pings from Spleens: How to Set Up a Communications Network in the Human Body
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48702
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 06:32 |
Pants Arrangers and 500 Other Uses for Christmas Trees After the Holidays
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48702
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 06:34 |
Eric's brain has been on hold most of his life until a call finally made it through when he was asked "Do you want fries with that?"
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48702
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 06:35 |
Dorothy likes creating intestinal dams by eating entire bricks of cheese four times a day.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 07:14 |
After a pacemaker had been installed in his body Derek finds his spinach desperately trying to reach his bloodstream.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 08:32 |
Top 10 methods of transportation:
1. Flying carpet 2. Cardboard box on snow 3. Rolling boulder 4. Office chair 5. Solar sail 6. Radio Flyer 7. Floating log 8. Escalator 9. Interstate water slide 10. Pope-mobile
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 08:40 |
Getting in shape: Playing musical chairs with Prog epics.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 08:43 |
Have you ever wondered?
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 15:03 |
HackettFan wrote:
Top 10 methods of transportation:
1. Flying carpet 2. Cardboard box on snow 3. Rolling boulder 4. Office chair 5. Solar sail 6. Radio Flyer 7. Floating log 8. Escalator 9. Interstate water slide 10. Pope-mobile |
The popemobile deserves a better fate.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 15:15 |
Koreans view me different then they view 7 tiered chocolate cakes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 17:30 |
Heavier than the atomic Sun God.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 05 2015 at 21:17 |
Be the light of my Valentine.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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