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Thomas made things more complicated by making continental wrappers from bit-bucket vicars and isolated bridge slices.
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James likes to insert asynchronous flush prefixes in his poetry.
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Sharing the doghouse was harder than expected.
 
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Bad Calender Ideas # 219: incontinent drunks in body-stockings
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The rock hid its baby soft underside.
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I was able to survive in the desert by feasting on watermelon.
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Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth?
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The master's lipstick was made of gold and fungus.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 18 2015 at 06:54
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth?


Only with a boner mercifully...
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth?


Only with a boner mercifully...
 
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I could be content with just this tiny bit of flabbiness.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 18 2015 at 16:58
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Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth?

Drinking your own pee is not advised even in survival situations.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 18 2015 at 17:17
Originally posted by HackettFan HackettFan wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:


Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth?

Drinking your own pee is not advised even in survival situations.
 
I've doused you in kerosene, please don't be that obscene.
 
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Freedom is defined by electric charges.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 18 2015 at 19:10
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by HackettFan HackettFan wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:


Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth?

Drinking your own pee is not advised even in survival situations.

 
I've doused you in kerosene, please don't be that obscene.
 
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It's all because of those survival programs, but I forgot to pay my cable bill. Just as well. Kerosene ought to keep me toasty tonight, but wait, I'm going to dive for caviar first.
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