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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 48496
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Posted: April 17 2015 at 07:27 |
Thomas made things more complicated by making continental wrappers from bit-bucket vicars and isolated bridge slices.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 48496
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Posted: April 17 2015 at 07:28 |
James likes to insert asynchronous flush prefixes in his poetry.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Online
Points: 48496
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Posted: April 17 2015 at 07:30 |
Sharing the doghouse was harder than expected.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 17 2015 at 14:49 |
Acrimonious sneeze demon.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 17 2015 at 15:19 |
Testicles make bad kitchen appliances.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: April 17 2015 at 17:09 |
Bad Calender Ideas # 219: incontinent drunks in body-stockings
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 17 2015 at 21:20 |
Garbage time porcchops.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: April 17 2015 at 23:55 |
The rock hid its baby soft underside.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 00:19 |
I was able to survive in the desert by feasting on watermelon.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 00:54 |
Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 01:58 |
Dry off in a sauna.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 02:03 |
The master's lipstick was made of gold and fungus.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11415
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 06:54 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth? |
Only with a boner mercifully...
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 15:47 |
Apartheid bunny hop.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 16:24 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth? |
Only with a boner mercifully...
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I'm not sure I'm medical enough to perform that surgery.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 16:54 |
I could be content with just this tiny bit of flabbiness.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 16:58 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth? | Drinking your own pee is not advised even in survival situations.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 17:17 |
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth? | Drinking your own pee is not advised even in survival situations. |
I've doused you in kerosene, please don't be that obscene. ENCORE ENCORE
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 18:28 |
Freedom is defined by electric charges.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: April 18 2015 at 19:10 |
Man With Hat wrote:
HackettFan wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Have you ever pissed so forcefully that you felt it in your teeth? | Drinking your own pee is not advised even in survival situations. |
I've doused you in kerosene, please don't be that obscene. ENCORE ENCORE |
It's all because of those survival programs, but I forgot to pay my cable bill. Just as well. Kerosene ought to keep me toasty tonight, but wait, I'm going to dive for caviar first.
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