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Why aren't we committing suicide? 
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I grew the grapes in this subway tunnel. 
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Why would I lie about 19th century buttresses? 
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My retina seems to be incoherent.
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Harvey has a mechanism that checks another mechanism to see if any other mechanisms have their own mechanisms.
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When no one is looking, Roger takes off the sofa cushion, does a poop, and then puts the sofa cushion back on the sofa.
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Darren expects the waffles he planted in the yard to be full-grown waffle trees in five years.
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George's blueprints were upside down.
 
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The shipping notice indicated delivery for 5/18.
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I felt the mummy move.
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All of your chairs smell like women. 
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Unusual fortune cookie sayings #813: "You excel in failure." 
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My gun is a swordfish, I shall not pursue past the county line. 
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Dairy of a Madman - Ozzy's Demons Banished by Simply Cutting Out Cheese, Milk and Butter
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If it's easier to build a steam powered lobster trap than a lobster powered steam trap, why don't we have more steamed lobsters?
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A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down - The Dentistry and Pharmaceutical Cartel Uncovered
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Archie felt guilty about soiling his camera, but the pictures were neato.
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