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Atavachron 
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Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64352
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 Posted: July 07 2015 at 20:50 |
 HackettFan wrote:
I bought ice cream. |
I know, and it was a terrible mistake.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 07 2015 at 21:00 |
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My stomach is a steamroller, my spleen is a hotplate.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 07 2015 at 21:10 |
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Wish for something that was like death but without all the dying and agony.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 07 2015 at 22:35 |
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Oft forgotten saints #738: Boiloi, the patron saint of 1980s fashion
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 07 2015 at 23:06 |
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Someone in here told me they were beautiful.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 01:38 |
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It's always easter when my testicles are concerned.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48723
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 07:10 |
HackettFan wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
What's your native language? What's my native language? How many times have I spoken in English? I pooped in the mailbox. |
I might could speak Texan. He used'ta could speak Texan. You all might used'ta could speak Texan. How's your mailbox? |
The poop is on it's way to Sudbury, Ontario. My mailbox stinks. I lost 33 hairs last night.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Points: 48723
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 07:13 |
Atavachron wrote:
In this month's issue of Corrupt Political Elite ;
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- 10 Ways to Brown-Nose without Anyone Noticing |
Wet wipes and Lysol. Sometimes tranquilizers and bowling balls are helpful.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48723
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 07:15 |
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There's nothing like a dry and warm gate.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48723
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 07:16 |
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I have a radio that got tagged out at home. It suspects species differentiation.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48723
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 07:17 |
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The approval boils over my head. Most dogma starts with a bag of pretzels.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48723
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 07:19 |
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Jeremy's attempt to drink through his nostrils using straws backfired. The bubbles in the iced tea were neat and so were the floating nose boogers.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48723
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 07:20 |
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I went into the kitchen and soon realized it declined my invitation.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48723
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 07:23 |
I have more than one detachable nose. A pencil is stuck in one. I'm not sure which one I should use later during my lecture about pants and cinnamon rolls.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 14:08 |
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Somebody here has exported the toilet.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 15:06 |
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It's like rocky road ice cream was her vaginal discharge.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 15:25 |
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It certainly helps the crooks to be white-washed.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 17:10 |
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She stole my heart, because I left it on a plate in the observatory. I should lock it up better in the future.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 20:20 |
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Unusual fortune cookie sayings #82: "Think With Your Mind, Feel With Your Penis."
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64352
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Posted: July 08 2015 at 20:46 |
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In this month's issue of Public Urinator ;
- Behind the Scenes at Yellow-Con 2015
- Nichelle Nichols Talks About Holding it In
- Whipping it Out in Public: Not What it Used to Be
- Sanitation Laws of Canada
Edited by Atavachron - July 08 2015 at 20:46
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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