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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2015 at 07:52
All joking aside, pickles are to mathematicians like oxygen is to a vacuum cleaner.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2015 at 07:54
Uh oh. Stanley stumbles steadfastly, stocking stout stenches stupidly.
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My goldfish cringes at my damned coordinates. I have to substitute all the buttons on my shirt again.
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Every separator has a synonym for passport sugar. Even a quest into a stomach will reveal this.
 
 
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The XXIVth International Assembly of Businessman Who Like Pet Rabbits has just begun.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2015 at 14:16
I'm smart like a wet rabbit.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2015 at 15:16
Can you believe a story told to you be beatniks wearing green overalls?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2015 at 17:15
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Waving Arms and Wagging Tails: Symbolism in Human and Canine Flatulence

LOL   I think I read that in college

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2015 at 18:30
Nobody saw as many double teams last year. This years second draft pick is bound for a big year.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2015 at 19:49
Today is the first day of your life.

Being that, you will not be able to read this, so I'm going to call you a sh*thead.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2015 at 21:48
My clothes can't pay for themselves.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2015 at 22:15
^ Maybe not, but those nose.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2015 at 23:26
Expensive art if even more expensive in Finland.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2015 at 00:21
I fried an egg. It yelled at me but I continued to make an expressionist building afterward.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2015 at 01:30
Tonight's primetime lineup:

8PM: Did Elvis Invent Panty Lines?
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11:30PM: Mr. Brown Is Celibate  (Season 8, Episode 12 - Mr. Brown Fakes Having Parkinson's Disease)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2015 at 01:53
I've been reduced to a four card poker game.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2015 at 01:57
Do you always touch your face after seeing it glow in the light of Mercury?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2015 at 02:05
Some boats are obese and harbours are the best freight watchers.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2015 at 07:15
When will the latest dustbin decide?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2015 at 07:18
I need proof that there is cheese in the chapel. My sentient breath makes daisies pass out.
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