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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 04 2015 at 19:22 |
My queen is an onion.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HackettFan
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 20 2012
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7946
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Posted: August 04 2015 at 20:37 |
Everything in my life has fed me up to this pivotal moment.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 04 2015 at 23:14 |
Listen to the ring of the bell. It sounds like church mice erecting a chainsaw factory.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 00:28 |
Stop my erection, quickly!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 00:50 |
Tonight's primetime lineup:
8PM: Does AC Current Give You Measles? 9PM: Facts And Crap: The Truth About Feces 10:30PM: Mr. Brown Is Celibate (Season 1, Episode 11 - Mr. Brown Buys A Horse) 11PM: Music Of The Streets (Featuring: Raging Erection, Mr. Jones & Thomas H., Dirty Little Slut c**ts, & Lenny Is An Albatross But That Doesn't Make Him Swine)
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 01:34 |
Remember me as a debtor, who died in prison.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 01:53 |
Shoes can't be made of flan.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48737
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 06:26 |
Highlights of my life include potato salad.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48737
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 06:28 |
Melvin likes to sniff the pockets of his waffles.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48737
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 06:30 |
I'm in a low orbit because I can't aim my poop droppings as well from a higher one.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48737
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 06:30 |
It smells like capitalist dirt.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 48737
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 06:32 |
Hiding in one of these brings more joy than one can imagine...
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67381
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 08:03 |
You have been living in a nightmare, but now you're awake.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 14:05 |
Lick the hand that rubs you.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 17:15 |
The tip of the iceberg remains unseen.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64352
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 17:30 |
In this month's issue of Vintage Sock Collector ;
- Urban Sock-spotting with Will Wheaton - Bolivian Marines: What They Wear to Stay Cool During a Junta - Not Your Grandmother's English Stockings - Post-Soviet Winter Wools
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 17:44 |
^ I've been trying to get the inside track on Bolivian miltary garments for years now. Why they would talk with Vintage Sock collector and not me is bogus.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 18:34 |
Something has sunk to the bottom of the tub.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 64352
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 19:12 |
Man With Hat wrote:
^ I've been trying to get the inside track on Bolivian miltary garments for years now. Why they would talk with Vintage Sock Collector and not me is bogus. |
They're moody, and just had their fourth coup this year. I hear Venezuela is friendlier to the garment-coveting community.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: August 05 2015 at 19:27 |
Atavachron wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
^ I've been trying to get the inside track on Bolivian miltary garments for years now. Why they would talk with Vintage Sock Collector and not me is bogus. |
They're moody, and just had their fourth coup this year. I hear Venezuela is friendlier to the garment-coveting community.
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I can't have contact with Venezuela. Crepe incident in the 1990s.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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