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Ask a mathematician about a dash and I'll give you a truck brake.
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Have you ever made a bookshop faint?
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I have the intestines of a gas station and the brain of a trash truck.
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My ironing board likes to take naps.
 
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What Buzzards Left Behind, Music for Trash Can Lids and Whoopsie Cushions, by Banana Peel Slippage
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Do you have hope for shellfish?
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Snub the protons.
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The Grissoms were outraged to discover their pet parakeet was actually a Range Rover.
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^ That's appalling; and now I hear Gloria has misplaced her vagina.
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^ She should check the 1940s planetarium. I usually lose my genitals there.
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^ Love that.  It has a giant scorpion.
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My horny bike handles.
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In this month's issue of Rumspringa USA ;

- The Swartzentruber Secrets
- Lucy Walker Revisits Devil's Playground
- Best Cow-Tipping in Ohio
- Jonathan Frakes Talks About His Mennonite Background
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Is 4 minutes enough time to completely rewrite Gone With The Wind?
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Unusual fortune cookie sayings #83: "Produce enough meth for the next writer's strike"

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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Is 4 minutes enough time to completely rewrite Gone With The Wind?

Rewrite the title?  More than enough, I'd think.
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My emotions are getting uncontrollable. Does anyone have a knife?
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I will extoll your virtues if you pay me off with some Cheetos.
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I drip with it.
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