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A vestibule full of AIDS patients is to a coat of arms from Spain as two militant chipmunks are to:

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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

A vestibule full of AIDS patients is to a coat of arms from Spain as two militant chipmunks are to:

a) laughing gas at the sundance film festival
b) a biotoxin
c) two pairs of stripy blue boxers, one with a button missing
d) large black licorice sticks
e) a dead hyena  

Quite obviously c .   You're not dealing with a bunch of chimps around here y'know.
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^ I was hoping gorillas, or at least red pandas.
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I'd advise against long division.
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If I water, I use lemon juice waffles. I can fart aluminum fog at the command center? Really?
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I have nothing to do here other than garbage myself after scratching my ass.
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