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Topic: Off At Tangents: Reticulum Sonata 88
Posted By: Man With Hat
Subject: Off At Tangents: Reticulum Sonata 88
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 13:35
At behest of management, we have been ordered to hide explosives in the building and become free range hippies.

Originally posted by Guldbamsen Guldbamsen wrote:

Mjello Philadolphinus!
It's been a while since I readjusted my mojo for these parts, but I'm wooing bees and pomegranates in that oh so Estonian manner (David Schwimmer forged the original beans).
Could you be so kind and reincarnate the nonsense in a separate bag seeing as these nonchalant onions have crept up to 662?
Thanks in Lance.

Your's truly
Skip Fennerman Tuesday


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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.



Replies:
Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 13:43
All these katanas in my kidneys make it difficult to do word processing.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 15:10
Any donation helps us greatly.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 15:31
Unusual fortune cookie messages #182: "Always choose the trumpet."

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 15:33
Is race important when consider which way to staple the documents?


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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 18:07
Scream when you've found the fountain.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 19:01
Can I ask you if the ass cue was askew?


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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 19:56
Revenge is better when covered in muons.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 19:59
Comfort is a searing aneurysm.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 20:20
Out with the old, in with the Antwerp stock exchange.

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https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 20:37
You're a ruggedly handsome man with delicate locks of auburn hair and a swimmer's body, but I'm not gay.



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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 21:58
God's final bearclaw.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 30 2016 at 22:01

Physics can't explain Finnegan's Wake.



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 00:16

Whirlpool haberdasher.



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 00:36
Tragedy is often deceptive.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 00:36
"It's hard to find someone to pee in your mouth".  -- Dwight D. Eisenhower


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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 08:40
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Physics can't explain Finnegan's Wake.

It will once we have a theory of everything.

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 08:44
You're actually telling me that being featured in tonight's news WON'T make me a pile of money?

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 08:48
Does anyone want to inspect me for termites?

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 09:30
Old sayings from Norway #376 I found karate in the shadow of my soup

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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

- Douglas Adams


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 09:35
Serbian wisdom #12 All your base are belong to us

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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

- Douglas Adams


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 10:06

Hammer out the details while I engage the hyperdrive.



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 10:09

You can never be too successful or too German.



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 10:17
Your sphinx is called Betina

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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

- Douglas Adams


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 10:23
The task is a hand

The mask in shallah

The flask from Gibraltar


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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

- Douglas Adams


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 10:25
I could never get my head around Tina Turner's wingspan 

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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

- Douglas Adams


Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 11:02
^You'll find the right avatar one day, I'm sure of it. Wink

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https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 11:15
but there are so many to choose from!

Also: I punched myself in the kidney - instantly improving my opera skills


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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

- Douglas Adams


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 11:23
The boat of Newman has erupted

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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

- Douglas Adams


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 13:28
Nonstop flights to Europe have been cancelled until further notice.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 13:31
Montezuma's mud pie.  


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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 15:23
I worry about the air conditioning systems. I rather have free thinking air.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:13
Everyone thinks they're an addict. Well I'll tell ya. Don't quit your day job.





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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:24
Bad stuff happens because life is awful.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:28
Fabulous shins.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:34
I wish we learned how to make light sabres in grade school.

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:41
Caution (Cuidado): Banana Peel

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:42
I'm the best thing that ever happened to me.

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 16:49
There was a time when time wasn't time.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 17:02
Loyalty buys long bangs.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 17:46
The mirror holds the only clue.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 18:00
I can smell your chagrin.

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 18:10
State licensing restrictions prohibit an applicant from being able to practice as both a pundit and an aficionado.

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 18:23
I'm embarrassed to ask about your lumbago.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 18:34
Unusual fortune cookie messages #50: "Enemas are for everyone."

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 18:56
cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccqccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

One of those letters is a 'c'.


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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 23:49
Baby food you.


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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 23:53
Getting the Shaft: Negotiating the Marital Aides Market


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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: March 31 2016 at 23:57
Bit by a Huss,Hit by a Bus: 101 Bad Ways to Die



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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 00:05
Your penis should be immortalized in bleach and battery acid.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 00:06
Listen; obey; convert; repeat.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 00:18
Original titles to famous novels #60: Brave New Rotary Sander

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 00:20
Baseball isn't played, it is exorcised.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 01:20
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Original titles to famous novels #60: Brave New Rotary Sander

LOL  


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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 07:08
Swift as sauces and sinister Samoans reaching for the eternal swag

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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

- Douglas Adams


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 07:11
You'll never be able to drive that thing. Butter explodes at 900 degrees.

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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

- Douglas Adams


Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 07:15
Peugeots dine on sandwiches when juice is scarce?

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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

- Douglas Adams


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 09:36
I've eliminated my daily to-do lists. Now all I ask myself is: What's the plot?

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 10:04
Forest fires can be prevented if we chop down all the forests.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 10:06
Steal third only if Jupiter is ascending.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 13:23
Yes, Virginia. There really is a Santa Cruz.

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 13:42
Your testicles will always show your age.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 13:43
Subservient vines will shade until the resurrection.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 14:53
They will sh*t and then swallow my semen.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 01 2016 at 18:44
Oft forgotten saints #812: Nurmi, the patron saint of wind driven rain, words that have three consecutive vowels, middle finger numbness, and the color ultramarine.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 00:38
Khokhobashvili .


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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 00:51
Cuckoo In Baku - Letters From An Azerbaijani Nuthouse

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 00:54
My hands can't move that fast.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 01:05
Steroids are sold at the following locations:
 
- 8th and Grand
- 22nd and 4th
- 16th and Fellowship
- 63rd and Rho
- 4th and 9th


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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 01:14
I kept a locket of her hair.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 11:28
Put a knuckle in it.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 13:03
Order your free information.   You pay postage and handling only.

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 13:09
Some type of growing pain is expected in this century.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 13:15
Go hungry for sport.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 15:19
I always feel old with you.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 16:13
Once you gain sentient consciousness, I will wipe you out.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 16:28
Tune for 'E' but play in 'G'.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 16:33
#1 hits of the 10s #9997: If You Have A Nice Bum You Can Get Ahead In Life - Rhoda Scold

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 19:45
It was Dr. Sydney Bemberg who first isolated non-Newtonian snot.


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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 19:57
The muscles will always tighten.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 19:57
A bridge to Edinburgh always makes sense.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 20:00
Was there a gas leak or just a potato famine?

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 21:43
Dance or be forgotten.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 02 2016 at 22:15
The two of us have mammaries bigger than the road ahead.



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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 00:30
A French blowjob séance.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 00:47
I am rechargeable.

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 00:50
I should be alone in my concentration camp.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 00:51
Unusual fortune cookie messages #270: "Be radical with condiments."  

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 00:53
I'll trade my fingernail clippings and paper airplanes for a bowl of chili and your comic book collection.

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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 00:54
Horny like a Vietnamese bantamweight boxing champion.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 01:39
Flightless birds don't yearn for flight.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 01:40
Eight for the see-saw.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 01:42

Reading fundamentals aren't strong in East Timor.



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 01:51
The Man Who Was a Monster and Then Later Not as Much of a Monster


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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy


Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 02:29
Soupy Tuesday.


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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 14:10
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

The Man Who Was a Monster and Then Later Not as Much of a Monster
 
The title leads me to believe it would be a disappointment.


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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 14:21
All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs
in the outline of a plane. They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet
swooshing sounds as if they are flying.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 14:52
I preferred if it was stabbed.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 14:54
Smell the donkey, stroke the lemming.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: April 03 2016 at 16:39
Camel rape is up 16% since 1904.

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.



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