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Topic: Career Advice for Donald Trump
Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Subject: Career Advice for Donald Trump
Date Posted: January 10 2017 at 15:52
What career is Trump best suited to, if any.....................

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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: January 10 2017 at 15:59
The President of the United States of America.


Posted By: infocat
Date Posted: January 10 2017 at 21:39
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

The President of the United States of America.
Try to be at least a bit realistic.


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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 10 2017 at 22:35
Ever notice most hobos have a big quiff of hair, mostly because they haven't washed it in years?

Hobo.



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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: January 10 2017 at 22:47
He would be a great corpse.

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Posted By: uduwudu
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 04:03
The Orange Roughy turned out to be a Red Herring. Benedict Arnold II. Perhaps.


Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 06:11
he is best suited to become a snake oil peddler


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Posted By: npjnpj
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 07:54
He's only gotten as far he has because Nelly the Elephant has a Facebook account.


Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 09:53
other - "before" model for revolutionary new anti-resting b***h face cream.




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Posted By: Guldbamsen
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 10:18
North Atlantic Tantra Masseuse for Russian sailors.
Or maybe scuba diving instructor. Something close to water anyway. Crabwhisperer?

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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 11:35
Professional bullsh*tter and bigot.

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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 11:46
Would you believe me if I told you you cucks deserve to have your country f**ked up by him? Stern Smile


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 15:06
Maybe I should have listed International Porn Star- What handle do you think he should have as a Porn Star.

Ps I wanna see the tapes leaked on the net and then Donald in a press conference trying to say it was all faked just like the Moon Landings and he never inhaled any golden liquid...............


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 16:14
oh fun LOLThumbs Up


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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 16:17
Originally posted by infocat infocat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

The President of the United States of America.
Try to be at least a bit realistic.


LOL as I said.. incredulously.... even Italians were wondering if we have lost our collective sh*t our common senses, our sanity here... 


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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 16:17
Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

He would be a great corpse.


that's my job.. he can't have it


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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 16:23
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Would you believe me if I told you you cucks deserve to have your country f**ked up by him? Stern Smile

yes, and it is where a good many of us live right now.  What can you do when people don't think before they vote, and more curiously, can't be bothered to even vote based on their own self interests. Oh well... 8 years memory is too much to expect Americans to have I suppose LOL


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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 16:25
anyhow.. my vote

world record holder in the long distance sprint...

oh he could do it... drop his white fat ass on a street corner at night in East L.A.....


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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 16:30
Q What the difference between Hitler and Trump

A One likes Brown and the other Yellow...............

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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 16:36
Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

Q What the difference between Hitler/Fascists and Trump/Republicans

A One likes Brown and the other Yellow...............


LOLThumbs Up



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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 16:46
Q What is Donald Trumps Favorite Hotel 

A Watergate

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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 16:47
*cymbal crash*


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Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 17:49
Uhm so I've heard about the stripper thing but what was the 'he's a spy' thing? Seems more likely to me that Putin would just manipulate him into telling him stuff.

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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 18:34
Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Uhm so I've heard about the stripper thing but what was the 'he's a spy' thing? Seems more likely to me that Putin would just manipulate him into telling him stuff.

I hear Watergate is good for Watersports..................


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 18:35
That's the thing that I know about already.

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Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 20:35
Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

He would be a great corpse.

Except he would probably turn black and bloat with a horrible stench, as was attributed to the corpse of Alexander VI, the Borgia Pope.


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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 11 2017 at 21:18
NIXON: No way can you pull off a more scandal-ridden presidency than I did. 

TRUMP: Hold my beer. 

NIXON: Wait... this isn't beer!

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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: January 12 2017 at 02:08
who elected Eric Cartman for president?

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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: January 12 2017 at 04:22
I try hard not to jump into the wagon, but I can't refrain myself for suggesting: "Urologist"...

(I think we're all going to have PM from the admins in a very next future! Embarrassed)


Posted By: CaP
Date Posted: January 12 2017 at 06:24
Target at a shooting range?

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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: January 12 2017 at 06:27
Make America Urinate Again

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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 12 2017 at 13:57
'I can take about an hour 
on the tower of power 
just as long as I get some GOLDEN SHOWER!'

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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 12 2017 at 16:25
Enjoy the wide range of water sports available at the Trump Resort in Miami: sailing, swimming, windsurfing, and so much more!

www.trumpmiami.com/experience/watersports


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 06:05
Originally posted by The Dark Elf The Dark Elf wrote:

Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

He would be a great corpse.

Except he would probably turn black and bloat with a horrible stench, as was attributed to the corpse of Alexander VI, the Borgia Pope.

He is not the only one. There are some more distasteful stories to be to be told about deceased popes from Formosus (late IXth century) to Paul VI (1963-78). If he would be a great corpse, the Holy See might be a fitting career advice.

I voted for POTUS, just because of all the biases that go with that function. Give the Donald a chance. Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize before he could profile himself as president and president-elect Donald Trump should pursue another career even before his inauguration.

Admitted, I was too keen on voting as well. Maybe he should be Pope. There have been more people who ascended the Holy See in their seventies, including Frankie.



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Posted By: Mascodagama
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 06:41
Q:  What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A:  Donald Trump won't pay $1,000 to have a lentil on his face.




Posted By: Dayvenkirq
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 10:00
Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Would you believe me if I told you you cucks deserve to have your country f**ked up by him? Stern Smile

yes, and it is where a good many of us live right now.  What can you do when people don't think before they vote, and more curiously, can't be bothered to even vote based on their own self interests. Oh well... 8 years memory is too much to expect Americans to have I suppose LOL
Well, I still think there was a voter fraud ... unless that is what you meant in this otherwise sarcastic comment. 

And that's what really chaps my ass: how can people go and vote and then, when things don't work out in their favor, blame it on voter fraud? Pick a team and play. 




Posted By: The T
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 14:14
New subject for resurrected-Lee Harvey Oswald's accuracy experiments.

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Posted By: HackettFan
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 14:18
Used car salesman, since I've already called him that many times.

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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 14:20
^Isn't that an insult to used car salesmen?

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Posted By: Evolver
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 14:34
cesspool diver.

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Trust me. I know what I'm doing.


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 15:05


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 15:27
Originally posted by Mascodagama Mascodagama wrote:

Q:  What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A:  Donald Trump won't pay $1,000 to have a lentil on his face.



ilold


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: Tillerman88
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 15:59
oh boy ........ I'll go with 'other':

Prog Rock Forum Moderador  LOLLOL

Well yes, as we know it - he loves to hear REM's 'End Of The World'  



Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 17:24
Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Prog Rock Forum Moderador  LOLLOL


Even better, a classical music forum moderator Ouch


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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 19:09
Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Prog Rock Forum Moderador  LOLLOL


Even better, a classical music forum moderator Ouch

What sort of Prog would Trump Like -- Kansas ??????? Big smile


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 19:28
Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Prog Rock Forum Moderador  LOLLOL


Even better, a classical music forum moderator Ouch

What sort of Prog would Trump Like -- Kansas ??????? Big smile

Super-patriotic prog with a lack of creative harmonic or rhythmic playfulness. All major or minor scale in 4/4 Pinch


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Classical music isn't dead, it's more alive than it's ever been. It's just not on MTV.

https://www.soundcloud.com/user-322914325


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 13 2017 at 19:32
Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Prog Rock Forum Moderador  LOLLOL


Even better, a classical music forum moderator Ouch

What sort of Prog would Trump Like -- Kansas ??????? Big smile

Super-patriotic prog with a lack of creative harmonic or rhythmic playfulness. All major or minor scale in 4/4 Pinch

You got it in 1 (puke)


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: Tillerman88
Date Posted: January 14 2017 at 05:36
Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Prog Rock Forum Moderador  LOLLOL


Even better, a classical music forum moderator Ouch
 
Shocked  Well, when we are all dead music will be made 'classical' by other fabulous alien people LOL


Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 14 2017 at 06:38
Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

oh boy ........ I'll go with 'other':

Prog Rock Forum Moderador  LOLLOL



kinky... I like it Thumbs Up but never one to not outdo his fellow forumites for you all know not the real powers of the site are.

Prog Rock genre team leader....  he's definitely got Rio/Avant/Zeuhl written all over him.


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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 14 2017 at 06:42
Originally posted by Dayvenkirq Dayvenkirq wrote:

Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Would you believe me if I told you you cucks deserve to have your country f**ked up by him? Stern Smile

yes, and it is where a good many of us live right now.  What can you do when people don't think before they vote, and more curiously, can't be bothered to even vote based on their own self interests. Oh well... 8 years memory is too much to expect Americans to have I suppose LOL
Well, I still think there was a voter fraud ... unless that is what you meant in this otherwise sarcastic comment. 

And that's what really chaps my ass: how can people go and vote and then, when things don't work out in their favor, blame it on voter fraud? Pick a team and play. 




nah...  I don't really think there was 'fraud' in the common meaning of it.  Was there inappropriate outside influence.. you bet your sweet ass.  Between the Russians, the Republican congress  and the FBI subtly manipulating the opinions of the ignorant and uninformed american voter. You know.. the core Repblican.. uneducated, ignorant, short sighted, and not prone to vote in their own best interests

in hindsight Hillary never had a chance LOL


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Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 14 2017 at 07:02
sorry darling...  I meant Neo-Prog LOL


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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: January 14 2017 at 07:12
pawn-shop salesman

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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: January 14 2017 at 08:39
Neo (Nazi) Prog reviewer.

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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 14 2017 at 14:58
Yeah looks like Civil Rights arn't on his agenda.................... well maybe in his gun sights

All talk, talk, talk - no action or results - sounds good coming from a reality TV Phony 


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 14 2017 at 15:57
Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Prog Rock Forum Moderador  LOLLOL


Even better, a classical music forum moderator Ouch
 
Shocked  Well, when we are all dead music will be made 'classical' by other fabulous alien people LOL
Yeah, well we've already sent down disguised aliens like Elvis, Stockhausen, Magma, Chrome Hoof and Gwar, but you humans seem to be flocking to their shows for entertainment instead of education Angry

Anything in the present is 2 centuries old on my planet, it's confusing LOL


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Classical music isn't dead, it's more alive than it's ever been. It's just not on MTV.

https://www.soundcloud.com/user-322914325


Posted By: Tillerman88
Date Posted: January 14 2017 at 21:43
Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Prog Rock Forum Moderador  LOLLOL


Even better, a classical music forum moderator Ouch
 
Shocked  Well, when we are all dead music will be made 'classical' by other fabulous alien people LOL
Yeah, well we've already sent down disguised aliens like Elvis, Stockhausen, Magma, Chrome Hoof and Gwar, but you humans seem to be flocking to their shows for entertainment instead of education Angry

Anything in the present is 2 centuries old on my planet, it's confusing LOL
 
hell yeah it's confusing, just imagining MTV 200 years old now........how come classical music still alive and well then? Unless you implicitly meant the Hollywood entertainment business music.
Ouch,.... wasn't Reagan in The Land Of Confusion? Look who's there now ...  LOL


Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: January 15 2017 at 02:13
Hobo, Used Car Salesman or kidergarten sandbox chief sounds like the best orientations




























Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: January 15 2017 at 08:25
I think he would make a perfect Kindergarten Used Hobos Salesman. That's how frightening I believe he is. Confused


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 15 2017 at 14:28
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

I think he would make a perfect Kindergarten Used Hobos Salesman. That's how frightening I believe he is. Confused

LOL


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 15 2017 at 14:30
Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Prog Rock Forum Moderador  LOLLOL


Even better, a classical music forum moderator Ouch
 
Shocked  Well, when we are all dead music will be made 'classical' by other fabulous alien people LOL
Yeah, well we've already sent down disguised aliens like Elvis, Stockhausen, Magma, Chrome Hoof and Gwar, but you humans seem to be flocking to their shows for entertainment instead of education Angry

Anything in the present is 2 centuries old on my planet, it's confusing LOL

What would be Trump's Prog band name?????

The Pussy Grabbers or the Chick Pee Drinkers??


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: Mascodagama
Date Posted: January 15 2017 at 15:11
^ Goldilocks & the Three Showers


Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 15 2017 at 15:21
Originally posted by Mascodagama Mascodagama wrote:

^ Goldilocks & the Three Showers

Ouch  Lol, it's gonna take some time for Trump to recover from that..... piece of performance art..... LOL


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Classical music isn't dead, it's more alive than it's ever been. It's just not on MTV.

https://www.soundcloud.com/user-322914325


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 15 2017 at 15:36
Originally posted by Mascodagama Mascodagama wrote:

^ Goldilocks & the Three Showers

roflol


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: Tillerman88
Date Posted: January 15 2017 at 15:42
Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Prog Rock Forum Moderador  LOLLOL


Even better, a classical music forum moderator Ouch
 
Shocked  Well, when we are all dead music will be made 'classical' by other fabulous alien people LOL
Yeah, well we've already sent down disguised aliens like Elvis, Stockhausen, Magma, Chrome Hoof and Gwar, but you humans seem to be flocking to their shows for entertainment instead of education Angry

Anything in the present is 2 centuries old on my planet, it's confusing LOL

What would be Trump's Prog band name?????

The Pussy Grabbers or the Chick Pee Drinkers??
 
Nah , The Avant Ass Kicker


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 15 2017 at 15:46
Maybe even the The Avant Ass Licker the AAL

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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 15 2017 at 15:51
I doubt Trump even knows what avant garde is or even know what convectional music sounds like

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Classical music isn't dead, it's more alive than it's ever been. It's just not on MTV.

https://www.soundcloud.com/user-322914325


Posted By: Eviltwin
Date Posted: January 15 2017 at 17:00
Donald Trump needs to get a real job


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 15 2017 at 18:06
Its he Putin's Lap Dog - thats his job.............

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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
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Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: January 16 2017 at 12:09
It amazes me that 8 people actually think he's 'suited' to be President of the US. Really....? Suited...?
Unhappy


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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 16 2017 at 13:25
Originally posted by dr wu23 dr wu23 wrote:

It amazes me that 8 people actually think he's 'suited' to be President of the US. Really....? Suited...?
Unhappy

But it does not say President of what hey............. President of a sewage farm maybe, plenty of piss there for him to enjoy!


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: January 16 2017 at 17:56
I think he's set. Can sit back and vaca in Scotland while his cabinet does all the work and he signs his name to it, (the first rubber stamp President?) and never has to worry about crashing his businesses or anything like that. He is now set for life: A damn generous pension till he dies, not to mention all the book deals and paid speeches he can handle.
Hell he doesn't even need to make foreign policy decisions! Putin has that all taken care of.

He's got the best gig ever for himself.


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 16 2017 at 18:02
Maybe we should call him HWSRN Lord Voldetrump Wink

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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 16 2017 at 18:04
Donald Trump & The Ass Lickers World Tour starting February 2017 tickets selling at the door, don't miss it

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Classical music isn't dead, it's more alive than it's ever been. It's just not on MTV.

https://www.soundcloud.com/user-322914325


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 16 2017 at 22:51
They could do a Rock Opera based on the "Donald Trump & The Ass Lickers World Tour"

What would it be called?

I'd go for "Donny" the deaf, dumb and blind President



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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 16 2017 at 23:53
Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

They could do a Rock Opera based on the "Donald Trump & The Ass Lickers World Tour"

What would it be called?

I'd go for "Donny" the deaf, dumb and blind President


No, even better. A musical Wink

featuring sh*t songs such as:

"Money Laundering for fun"
"Daddy  help me I'm broke"
"The hooker refused"
And the family favorite "Putin's Bitch"


On world tour, don't miss. All funds go to building that goddamn wall Angry LOL


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Classical music isn't dead, it's more alive than it's ever been. It's just not on MTV.

https://www.soundcloud.com/user-322914325


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 17 2017 at 15:23
I've just seen in the news that after almost 150 years touring around and make countless families happy, the Barnum Circus ceased to exist. 

And I thought: poor dear American friends Crying or Very sad 

But then ... I was relieved by thinking: well, anyway they have Trump Smile

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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: micky
Date Posted: January 17 2017 at 16:10
Originally posted by dr wu23 dr wu23 wrote:

It amazes me that 8 people actually think he's 'suited' to be President of the US. Really....? Suited...?
Unhappy


since when did like liking prog become the same as meaning one is enlightened, thoughtful, or generally educated  LOL

A lot of people are responsible for this... forthcoming national nightmare/embarrassment.....and yeah.. some reside here


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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 17 2017 at 16:44
Maybe we could rewrite Zappa's Bobby Brown into Donny Trump 

Hey there, people, I'm Donny Trump 
and you can kiss my Rump 
They say I'm the cutest boy in town 
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney 
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie 
Here I am at a famous school 
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool 
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper 
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her 
Oh God I am the American dream 
I do not think I'm too extreme 
An' I'm a handsome son of a ----- 
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

(Get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Didn't take much changing Tongue


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Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 17 2017 at 18:04
We've got Trump's inauguration song:



Because this version is way better Clap


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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 17 2017 at 18:14
Way cool LOL

roflol


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Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 17 2017 at 18:20
But you can't beat the new hip teen sensation: Donald Duck and The Trumps





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Posted By: Tillerman88
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 01:09
^He's that co-founder of The Trumps and The Russian Daisy Duck




Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 01:19
Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

We've got Trump's inauguration song:



Because this version is way better Clap

Would think an original like "The Rode(sic) Behind" more fitting.


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Posted By: Tillerman88
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 01:31
Originally posted by micky micky wrote:


since when did like liking prog become the same as meaning one is enlightened, thoughtful, or generally educated  LOL
 
Good question  LOL LOL


Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 01:41
Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

We've got Trump's inauguration song:



Because this version is way better Clap

Would think an original like "The Rode(sic) Behind" more fitting.

LOL


Or you can just get to the root of the problem (octave):




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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 14:04
I found histerical evidence of the ancestry of the Donald- the Galah the resemblance is stunning......


the Australian Galah, known to flock towards leaders with bad hair in large numbers............... 

Galah - An "Old Australian" word; an derogatory term that means a "loud-mouthed idiot." 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=galah" rel="nofollow - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=galah




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Posted By: Upbeat Tango Monday
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 15:05
President, of course, even though I don't fully agree with his views.
I do think his opposition to political correctness is really good. It's almost impossible to speak like an adult with lots of americans today. They are easily offended, and (auto)censorship of topics and unpopular points of view is way over the top when compared to the rest of the world. Herd mentality sucks big time.
He's less of a warmonger than Bush, Obama and Clinton. Also good.
Now, the most dangerous thing about Trump is protectionism. This might ruin the US.
When it comes to immigration...well, same old, same old. You DO know people willing to go over bullets in order to reach the US is not the best kind of immigrant you might find around. Hell, those guys can't even speak their own language to begin with. Open the borders, get rid of freebies and social help (even for lazy americans, of course), and you'll see the arrival of really clever, skilled people. Democrats might lose a lot of votes, though.


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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 15:34
Americans are even more stupid than I gave them credit for- pulling out of NATO is crazy and exactly what the Russians want Trump to do (or they will release the tapes)..... Then they can walk back into Poland and repeat history, just like they did in the Crimea not very long ago......................

Wake up US, maybe your time is up anyway and time for a new world order!


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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 15:41
Career Advice for Donald Trump: geostrategical counsellor - only for online games, let's be serious and real!


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 15:46
Maybe Trump could be placed into a reality suit and googles to make him believe all his fantasies are real and he can live a happy life locked away somewhere out of harms way...............

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Posted By: tszirmay
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 16:36
LISTEN.....

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Posted By: Tillerman88
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 16:46
Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

Wake up US, maybe your time is up anyway and time for a new world order!
Trump's gotten those three words stamped all over his face and his ass LOL


Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 17:05
Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

Wake up US, maybe your time is up anyway and time for a new world order!
Trump's gotten those three words stamped all over his face and his ass LOL

And his hair........LOL


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Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 17:23
Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

Wake up US, maybe your time is up anyway and time for a new world order!
Trump's gotten those three words stamped all over his face and his ass LOL

And his hair........LOL



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Posted By: Logan
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 17:35
I had a major hair cutting mistake yesterday, and now look almost as bald.

I went with used car salesman, but I think he'd make a pretty mean rapper under the name T-Rump if he could bust a rhyme rather than just repeat the same word over and over again and pass that off as if it were a rhyme. He does appear to have a pretty limited vocabulary. He'd also be one sick twerker.

"You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass" (Donald J. Trump, aka Da T-Rump).

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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 18 2017 at 19:20
Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

I had a major hair cutting mistake yesterday, and now look almost as bald.

I went with used car salesman, but I think he'd make a pretty mean rapper under the name T-Rump if he could bust a rhyme rather than just repeat the same word over and over again and pass that off as if it were a rhyme. He does appear to have a pretty limited vocabulary. He'd also be one sick twerker.

"You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass" (Donald J. Trump, aka Da T-Rump).

Da T-Rump

roflol


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!


Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: January 19 2017 at 06:06
Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

I had a major hair cutting mistake yesterday, and now look almost as bald.

I went with used car salesman, but I think he'd make a pretty mean rapper under the name T-Rump if he could bust a rhyme rather than just repeat the same word over and over again and pass that off as if it were a rhyme. He does appear to have a pretty limited vocabulary. He'd also be one sick twerker.

"You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass" (Donald J. Trump, aka Da T-Rump).


Yesterday, I saw a documentary about him on TV and I discovered a few more informations about his career, especially his famous giant casino which had been nothing but a huge failure, leaving his company on the verge on bankruptcy: in fact, he's not the "awesome businessman" he says he is.
But what I learned with this documentary is that he managed to make money (and stay rich) by selling... his name.
So, yeah, he could be T-Rump, the rapper bragging about himself over and over, with one word in his, er, "rhymes": Trump. He would repeat it on and on for 5 or 6 minutes (maybe longer on the 12'' version) and people would buy this record just because it would be labeled TRUMP everywhere on the cover!


Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 19 2017 at 06:24
T-Rump's new mixtape: Build Dat Wall





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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: January 19 2017 at 14:34
Originally posted by Thatfabulousalien Thatfabulousalien wrote:

T-Rump's new mixtape: Build Dat Wall




roflol


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"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
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Posted By: Thatfabulousalien
Date Posted: January 19 2017 at 14:43
Ima make me a T-rump photoshop

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