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Topic: New words for prog dictionary
Posted By: progmatic
Subject: New words for prog dictionary
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 05:26
New words for dictionary:
PROGCRASTINATE To put off a chore until later so that you can listen to prog now
PROGLIFERATE What our music collection does.
PROGNOSTICATE To speculate in advance if your favorite group's new album will suck
PROGMATIC Being able to realistically assess the chances of a Peter Gabriel-Genesis reunion.
PROGLEMATIC When there are too many concerts and not enough money and/or vacation time
PROGCLIMATION When a song is so fantastic you have to post about it
Any additions you can suggest?



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Posted By: Manuel
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 07:50
PROGILICIOUS - When the music is so good you can taste it.


Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 08:22
Progfessor - A prog rock expert.
Progeria (a new meaning to the word; it is actually a disease that makes children age rapidly so they look like old people) - Love for old prog.


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Posted By: siLLy puPPy
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 08:34
PROGLEM - when recording the new album just isn't working out because the band members have been listening to too much Lady Gaga

PROGCACITY - when music snobbery takes on highly refined sonic insolence

PROGBOSCIS MONKEY - any buffoon who attempts to incorporate dance fads from the 60s into avant-prog classics like Art Zoyd or Univers Zero

PROGCEDURE - the act of checking off all the prog boxes as to pander to all the fans who do not find experimental touches to their liking

PROGCESSION - a parade of unorthodox time signatures and prog attributes pummeling the senses of Grateful Dead fans

PROGCREATION - allowing disparate prog classics to exchange genetic material in the hopes of producing the next prog classic


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Posted By: Snicolette
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 08:37
PROGCRAWL - Hopping into and out of several prog radio shows because they all air at the same time.  My typical Monday night.  Could also apply to prog festivals with more than one act you want to see scheduled at the same time.

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Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 09:28
Progtastic - Extremely good progressive music, reserved for only 5 star reviews
Progbilly - A progressive rock band from the sticks
 
Prognostic - Someone who questions whether progressive rock still exists.
 
Prog Funster - Someone who hangs out in the "Just for Fun" forum thread.
 


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Posted By: Manuel
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 11:05
PROGNISCIENT - Somebody who knows everything related to prog.
PROGESSCENTIAL - Whatever is essential for prog to exist. 



Posted By: AFlowerKingCrimson
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 11:38
Proghole -someone who insists their taste in prog is better than anyone else's. 

Progaholic - Someone who is addicted to prog and can't stop listening to it and it ruins their life because they listen to too much prog.


Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 12:09
Proghysteric - most superfans

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Posted By: verslibre
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 12:34
Progiachi — what happens when a mariachi band stumbles across Yes' GFTO.

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Posted By: Logan
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 13:50
PROGNOSIS - An opinion, based on musical experience, of the likely course of a musical condition.

PROGSNOSTICATE - To prophecy the future of Progressive Rock

PROGITIS - A serious medical condition caused by spending too much time listening to Prog.

PROGGNOSIS - Related to esoteric, mysterious knowledge of Prog.

PROGTOLOGIST - An expert in Prog.

PROGCTOLOGIST - An expert in prog who is very anal when it comes to the potential boundaries of Prog.

PROGROM - An organised massacre of Proggers in Russia.

PROGRAMMER - One who, in extreme cases, rams Progressive LPs down the throats of the enemies of Prog, the traitors to the Prog cause, and the disbelievers in general, or merely forces them to listen to Prog, which some would call a fate worse than death metal, including Chuck Schuldiner's Death.

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Posted By: TCat
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 14:17
Proggramma - A Grandma who loves prog.
 
Progophobic - Someone who has a fear of the complexities of progressive music.
 
Progmusak - This style of progressive music has been known to be heard in elevators, malls, doctor's offices and the like and is a watered down version of great progressive classics like the Boston Pops version of "Close to the Edge", or Barry Manilow's version of "War Pigs", or Bobby Goldsboro's version of "Supper's Ready".
 
 


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Posted By: Easy Money
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 15:32
PROGADELIC - Pete Cosey with Miles Davis in the mid-70s

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Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: April 07 2019 at 20:32
Hi,

For some reason, all I could think of was Karamel Sutra ... so with that said ...

PROGBENANDJERRYS. For those that like their ice cream way above and beyond the regular taste for the top ten folks!


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Posted By: Frankh
Date Posted: April 08 2019 at 03:40
Progm - the rare prog prom. Usually silences the 'g'. (Would probably silence everybody.)

Pfrog - the rare amphibian who enjoys prog. The 'f' is not silent. (So the frog knows who it us.)

Progng - an unpleasant proghead. Again, first 'g' is silent.

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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: April 08 2019 at 04:03
Progazella - A woman who dances to prog.
Progox - A man who dances to prog.


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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: April 08 2019 at 04:16
Proguineapig: A listener whose ears are often exposed to yet unreleased, experimental prog albums.

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Posted By: Jeffro
Date Posted: April 08 2019 at 05:56
Progasm - An 'explosion' of prog.


Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: April 08 2019 at 10:13
Progasaurus - Steve Howe.
Progiceratops - A horned prog band.
Progiphant - A prog band with trunks.
Psittacoprog - Prog music made by parrots.
Progopteryx - A winged prog band.
Equus Prog - Prog music made by horses.
Hydroprog - Prog music made by water (or prog music about water)
Seismoprog - Prog music made by earthquakes.


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Posted By: Argo2112
Date Posted: April 08 2019 at 10:59
Prog-a-phobia - What my wife feels every time I get a new CD!


Posted By: verslibre
Date Posted: April 08 2019 at 12:35
Progador — one who effortlessly wards off the derision of progressive rock by the masses of asses.

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Posted By: twseel
Date Posted: April 08 2019 at 12:36
Living under a prog: when you've somehow never even heard of progressive rock!

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Posted By: AFlowerKingCrimson
Date Posted: April 08 2019 at 14:36
Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Living under a prog: when you've somehow never even heard of progressive rock!

Smile

Ooh, that one is good but it unfortunately describes most people especially those who aren't real big music fans(which is most people).

Yessified  Those who get the Yes bug.

Genefied Those who get the Genesis bug

Jenny Sis  A term I came up with that doesn't really have any strong connotation or meaning other than looking cute when you type it out. 

Progaholic is still my favorite that I came up with(at least as far as I know).

Progalitize The act of trying to impose your prog rock tastes on others(even on non prog fans). I've been guilty of this myself.

Prog missionary (I know it's kind of cheating and not really a new word) The act of trying to spread the gospel of prog especially to those who aren't aware of it or big fans(yet).




Posted By: I prophesy disaster
Date Posted: April 08 2019 at 15:32
Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Living under a prog: when you've somehow never even heard of progressive rock!
 
What specifically is meant here? Having never heard progressive rock music, or having never heard of the term "progressive rock"?
 
 
 


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Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: April 09 2019 at 13:51
Proglunatic - someone who enjoys King Crimson's "Moonchild" (count me in)


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Posted By: Manuel
Date Posted: April 09 2019 at 14:43
Originally posted by Argo2112 Argo2112 wrote:

Prog-a-phobia - What my wife feels every time I get a new CD!
My wife suffers from this too. Quite a serious condition, and the PROGNOSIS is not good.


Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: April 09 2019 at 16:54
Progcodified -- adopting Ian Anderson's mid-70s attire.

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Posted By: verslibre
Date Posted: April 10 2019 at 11:57
Progabilly — self-explanatory!

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Posted By: Evolver
Date Posted: April 10 2019 at 13:17
Progwalk: the peculiar gait of the person who drank a good amount of beer before the show, but doesn't want to miss a note by using a bathroom.

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Posted By: David64T
Date Posted: April 11 2019 at 07:22
Progfligate: the cumulative expansion of modest musical ideas into immodest 20, 30 or 40 minute epic prog songs, which proceed to multiply and fill all available disk space.

Not that that ever happens of course...

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Posted By: Rednight
Date Posted: April 15 2019 at 13:00
Progoctogenarian.

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Posted By: RaphaelT
Date Posted: April 22 2019 at 01:51
Proggeria (not to be mistaken with progeria) - fancy musical shop that sells prog vinyls (and CDs), especially of Rock Progresivo Italiano.

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Posted By: hellogoodbye
Date Posted: April 22 2019 at 07:14
Prognography


Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: April 22 2019 at 07:50
Hi,

PROG'IN ... the long cut that goes into the night a la GD before we fall asleep. Shame we never heard any of it, as some was really good, but never on vinyl or tape, or CD!

Typical for almost all music companies! And the story of progressive music!

PROGMOO ... funny copy of the album cover, for an album that is not progressive, and just a stone'y album! HINT, the band might not be fake or just stoned!

PROGCHOO ... the band is so heavy, it's weightless Guy Guden style ... it floats on its ... something or other thinking it is dancing!

PROGBOO ... all the fans at a lot of PF concerts screaming and fighting for a piece of the pig. Never mind the music, of course! BUT, it looked far out from a distance ... was that part of the show?

PROGMOTEL ... what a band sounds like after a tour and 200 motels! Was that music, or were they just going through the motions on stage with the tape running, a la PF?


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Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: April 22 2019 at 15:16



Oops....wrong thread...
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Posted By: AFlowerKingCrimson
Date Posted: April 22 2019 at 17:43
Progasaurus mostly ate plants but occasionally played a mellotron made out of stone. Apparently someone's been digging his bones.


Posted By: moshkito
Date Posted: April 23 2019 at 06:56
Hi,

PROGFLOW ... or even PROGFLY .... some of the great moments in Edgar Froese's last 10 years in concert with his group. The group, no longer has that wonderful flow of music. It's too mechanical now, maybe even "technical" for lack of a better term to describe the flowing music before!




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