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Topic: the dumb Persons Thread
Posted By: dude
Subject: the dumb Persons Thread
Date Posted: September 06 2008 at 02:43
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YES IT HAD TO HAPPEN!! ITS TIME FOR US DUMB PEOPLE TO HAVE OUR THREAD TOO!!!!!! DUMB PEOPLE OF THE WORLD UNITE!! REVEL IN YOUR DUMMYESNESS I ONCE REVERSED MY DADS CAR INTO A WALL! MY SHOE LACES BECOME UNTIED DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS!! I READ BOOKS WITH LOTS OF PICTURES!! I INVENT WORDS THAT DONT EXIST BECAUSE THEY SOUND GOOD!! LET THE SMART PEOPLE HAVE THIER EUCLIDIAN ALGORITHMS AND THIER MATRIC ALGEBRA! WE WILL JUST WATCH "THE MATRIX"!!(for the 25th time as we try to figue out what the hell that movie was about) DUMB PEOPLE EVERYWHERE, LETS SHOW THE SMART PEOPLE WHAT WERE NOT MADE OF!!!! Thank you for your attentioning" |
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Posted By: dude
Date Posted: September 06 2008 at 02:58
| sorry,i spelt "dumb" wrong.it should be "DUM" |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 06 2008 at 08:26
| I'm not really sure what "perestroika" means, although I sometimes think I am. Does this make me dumb or unknowing? |
Posted By: TGM: Orb
Date Posted: September 06 2008 at 08:29
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As an intellectual Samson, I am now officially dumb. Also, I can't tuck shirts into my trousers, because fat people make it difficult to get suitably tall and skinny trousers. Is this dumb? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 06 2008 at 08:58
This is, indeed, very dumb. You can't tuck shirts into your trousers, because your trousers are too big? Have you ever heard of a belt?  |
TGM: Orb wrote:Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: September 06 2008 at 09:08
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Let's
face it, Gumbies are an undervalued minority. I'm sure you've all heard
the jokes - "My brain, my brain hurts" and all that - and let me assure
you they are undeserved. Just because a person wears a handkerchief on
his or her head, talks very loudly, and has an uncontrollable urge to
bash his or her head into things doesn't mean they aren't people too.
And this is why it gives me such great pleasure to introduce to you
Professor A. I. Gumby of the Gumby institure at Totnes, one of the
greatest Gumby minds in the country and a good friend of mine.
Professor?
I couldn't have said it better myself. Thank you, professor. http://orangecow.org/pythonet/fourthseason.html - http://orangecow.org/pythonet/fourthseason.html ------------- Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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HELLO!!Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: September 06 2008 at 09:50
| Oh yeah... open the door and then come in! |
Posted By: TGM: Orb
Date Posted: September 06 2008 at 09:51
That sounds like a good idea. I knew this was the right thread for me. |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: September 06 2008 at 21:02
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I am suspicious of this thread, particularly when the father of the thread used the word Euclidian. Only smart people know what kind of flower that is.
------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow">  https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: September 06 2008 at 21:04
He's only smart with long hair lol -------------   |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: September 07 2008 at 11:04
| How do you reverse a car? I never heard of such a thing. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 07 2008 at 15:05
| Dude, you reserve cars at the Car Rental office. Just write your name and adress on the paper that the girl gives you. |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: September 07 2008 at 20:22
| Where on the dress should I write my name? |
Posted By: Shakespeare
Date Posted: September 08 2008 at 16:59
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use a clusterbomb |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: September 08 2008 at 20:58
| Do they have those at Walmart? |
Posted By: Bitterblogger
Date Posted: September 08 2008 at 21:06
No, no, at Walmart ( ) they opt for the clusterf**k. To their lower-tiered employees.
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: September 09 2008 at 20:06
| What's **? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: September 09 2008 at 20:09
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: September 09 2008 at 20:55
| Is that a beard? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: September 09 2008 at 22:05
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Looks like photoshop to me.
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: September 10 2008 at 20:04
| You can buy other people's pictures? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: September 10 2008 at 20:05
Really?  When did this happen?-------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 02:10
| I've heard you can even buy pictures with people actually in them! They're called 'port raids'. |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 02:37
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WOW one of my threads actually got to a second page!! keep it up guys i can feel the dumbness oozing through the fabric of cyberspace. oops that sounded close to being intelligent...sorry about that. |
Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 04:18
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DARE TO BE STOOPID! DARE TO BE STOOPID!
------------- "The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 07:39
Please bear in mind the father of the thread is Australian - they have no flowers, only sand... ...which they call Gerald -------------  Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 08:20
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I LIKEA THREAD THAT CNA BE POSTSEDIN
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Posted By: dude
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 09:50
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Euclidian,euclidean,potato, tomato......................................er i forgot what i was going to say! By the way i have never been called a father before,.............. a mother yes,but father?,thats a first! |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 14:27
And all this time I thought they were called Bruce. Anyway, my case is building as he has now typed the word "Cyberspace", which only exists in the minds of smart persons. ------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: Toaster Mantis
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 15:34
Do they also have a clan of gingerbread men?  ------------- "The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 15:48
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by the way curse you Jim Garten my old nemsisis ,meisis,nemasis ,NEMTASIS........ER YOU KNOW, THAT GUY WHO IS THE OTHER GUY. LIKE KING KONG AND BRUCE WILLIS........... I THINK........... |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 16:21
| Dude, King Kong has never been in a Bruce Williams movie. King Kong is chinese, Bryce is american! |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 16:44
No, King Kong's actually Korean and the Bruce guy is British. All the cool action movies have British heroes, especially the cowboy ones. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 17:00
| Beileve me, Bruce was German or Belgian or something, but then he moved to Holywood and started to make movies. He never was British. He even talks like someone from New York, beucuse he's lived there so long. |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 18:06
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Has someone left the door to the Suede room open again? ------------- What? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 18:20
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What's the Suede Room?
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 18:22
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That's a mighty fine question. ------------- What? |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 19:09
| Is it a room where the Suedes hang out? |
Posted By: dude
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 23:10
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NOW I HAVE IT!! JIM GARTEN, MY OLD NEMATODE! no wait that deosnt sound right either...... |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 23:12
Are you sure he isn't a frog? -------------
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Posted By: dude
Date Posted: September 11 2008 at 23:13
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WAIT!....................NOOOOOOOOOOOOW I HAVE IT! JIM GARTEN,MY OLD METASTASIS!!! nope dont sound right either................. mind you it makes sense though |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: September 12 2008 at 07:19
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Dude - I think the word you are so pathetically searching for is 'Blancmange' As in "Jim Garten, my old blancmange"  'ang on, that isn't right, is it? Damn you Dudezan, my old artichoke! ------------- Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: September 12 2008 at 07:29
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SLOPACHOKEARTICHOKE
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Posted By: dude
Date Posted: September 12 2008 at 10:49
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{DUDEZAN THE MIGHTY RESTS HIS HEAD IN THOUGHT}................................................................. lets try this again AH, JIM GARTEN, MY OLD GENESIS!!!! damn!!! it fits but still not right........................ (DUDEZAN THE MIGHTY RESTS HIS HEAD ONCE AGAIN IN MORE THOUGHT AS TO THE CORRECT WORD,......................................) |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: September 12 2008 at 19:25
| My old sentences? |
Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: September 13 2008 at 03:55
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That's a fragment.
------------- https://www.last.fm/user/Tapfret" rel="nofollow"> https://bandcamp.com/tapfret" rel="nofollow - Bandcamp |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: September 13 2008 at 14:34
| Do they come with hamburgers? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: September 14 2008 at 13:29
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Bats on a ball field? How very goth!
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: October 26 2008 at 21:19
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I think. Well, no. But if I trip. No, I'm not going anywhere. What was that about a ball? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 05 2008 at 20:26
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Ha ha ha, ball, ha hah hha hhah!
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: November 06 2008 at 20:40
| I use my left turn signal as a metronome to keep me going the same speed. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 12 2008 at 19:08
DID I WIN? 
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: November 12 2008 at 19:48
| Is this the Price is Right thread? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 13 2008 at 19:50
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: November 14 2008 at 20:24
| I turned around but I didn't see my bank behind me. |
Posted By: rileydog22
Date Posted: November 14 2008 at 22:06
OMG U QOUTED URSELV U SED U NVR DID THAT WTF ------------- |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 16 2008 at 09:30
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^ LOL ! so fynnu!
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Posted By: Visitor13
Date Posted: November 16 2008 at 11:52
| Fynnu? Is that Finnish for 'Finnish'? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 16 2008 at 13:59
| All Finnish words are in Finnish. |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: November 16 2008 at 16:43
| When did this start? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 17 2008 at 06:39
| Same old eggs. We don't want no mettaphysicisians here. |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: November 17 2008 at 19:50
| I'm surprised I can put things in my nose. Today I feel clogged up. |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: November 18 2008 at 18:18
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You can put things into your nose? I thought it was only for taking things out of
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: November 18 2008 at 20:46
Well... it looks like a wall outlet... 
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Posted By: Petrovsk Mizinski
Date Posted: November 19 2008 at 22:38
| I am an carrot. |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: November 20 2008 at 17:45
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I a orange. Same thing aren't they? ------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: November 20 2008 at 20:14
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They are both are in the meet family with the cheeeses. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 10 2008 at 21:16
| I hear you should take something from every family on your plate to make it round. Even dentists do so. |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 11 2008 at 17:09
| I can't fit my family on a plate. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 11 2008 at 18:32
| The trick is to make them stand on one leg, each on his own, or her if it's a female. |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 14 2008 at 09:10
| How are they all going to fit on one leg? |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 14 2008 at 18:22
| What was the last question I asked? |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 15 2008 at 17:57
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Urrr...
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 15 2008 at 19:40
Oh yeahh???!! 
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 15 2008 at 19:45
| I don't understand pens. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 16:03
| Just keep them inside the fence, that's all there is to it. |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 16:38
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YEAH! Wait, what?
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 19:08
| Isn't it some kind of an insect? |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 19:26
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Dunno, could be. I ate on once. ------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 19:29
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And not just any hat!
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 16 2008 at 19:40
| I'm priming for a roll down the hill. |
Posted By: harmonium.ro
Date Posted: December 17 2008 at 11:38
purple wolfhounds? |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 17 2008 at 14:43
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tickling my lung hurts
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 17 2008 at 16:09
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Again, HUH???!! (I don't think I'm the only one person here who have no idea what the word in middle stands for?) |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 17 2008 at 19:54
| I have words in my middle. |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 18 2008 at 16:38
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I have a chest.
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 18 2008 at 16:55
cool!, you pirate ur sumthing??? 
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Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 18 2008 at 19:19
| I'm not that mad, just a little too much pads. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 18 2008 at 20:34
| the helicoptre or the boat kind? |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 19 2008 at 10:31
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the one that swims
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 19 2008 at 15:12
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duck? |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 19 2008 at 18:02
| I don't see anything! |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 19 2008 at 18:32
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Tum te tum te tum...
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 19 2008 at 18:39
| can some one PLEEEASEEE tell me what my back looks like ??? |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 20 2008 at 10:19
| It looks like your front, but different. |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 21 2008 at 16:55
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Yeah, your back doesn't have a face. ------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: progaeopteryx
Date Posted: December 21 2008 at 17:02
| Yeah, I totally looked in a mirror. I could see my face. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 21 2008 at 17:23
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ok thanx guys but now can u help me with this one?: I've heard that sum people drink their coffee "black", and that's when they don't put nothing else in it, but when I try to make it black it always comes out brown what can I do? |
Posted By: The Pessimist
Date Posted: December 21 2008 at 18:15
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Burn it.
------------- "Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value." Arnold Schoenberg |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: December 21 2008 at 18:21
| ok but sholud I pour it into the cup first or what? |