Question Game #5: The Questions Strike Back
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Topic: Question Game #5: The Questions Strike Back
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Subject: Question Game #5: The Questions Strike Back
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:25
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Can you believe we've gotten to a 5th one of these?
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Replies:
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:27
| Would you believe me if I told you I can? |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:27
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How come you got so many new threads hwt?
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:33
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Was I in the right place at the right time?
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:37
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Where exactly should you have been? -------------  
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:39
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Or, dare I say it, COULD'VE been?
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:46
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Could've been where? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:50
| Where can I find a good octopus? |
Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 11:52
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Where can't you find a good octopus? -------------
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 12:12
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Is that a trick question?
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 12:16
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No, it make perfect logical sense doesn't it? -------------
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Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 12:17
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Don't you think it makes TOO much sense?
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 12:42
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Is there such a thing? -------------
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 13:44
| Didn't you see The Thing? |
Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 13:57
| Isn't that about snow and stuff? |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 15 2010 at 13:58
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WELL ISN'T IT?
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 11:02
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Yellow snow you mean?
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 13:50
| Where does one find Yellow snow? |
Posted By: CinemaZebra
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 13:51
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Why find it when you can create it?
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 14:23
| What if I don't have any yellow paint? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 16 2010 at 20:12
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Couldn't you just use urine?
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 05:35
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can she do it with a minute to win it??? ------------- 
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 14:07
| How long is a minute in outer space? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 14:08
| How long is Black Minutes of Memorial Sand in outer space? |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 14:10
| Is that African or European? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 14:10
| French? |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 14:19
| Fried or baked? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 14:21
| Smooth or ribbed? |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 14:26
| Is that for her pleasure or yours? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 14:26
| Do I look like I'm into pleasure? |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 14:27
| Isn't that what the Morissey picture is all about? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 14:30
| Does it give you pleasure? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 22:19
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Physical or emotional pleasure?
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 17 2010 at 22:54
| What's the difference? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 10:04
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Can you feel it calling in the air tonight?
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 10:08
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What's calling in the air tonight?
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 10:11
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Phil Collins?
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Posted By: The Monodrone
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 10:27
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Phil Collins and Peter Gabriel?
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Posted By: RoeDent
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 11:15
| Together again? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 13:44
| Is it possible to remove the mutant DNA during the teleportation sequence? |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 14:29
| Would that be while teleporting all pop music stars elsewhere? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 20:47
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Which ones would be spared?
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Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 20:55
| Will the spared inherent the earth? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:02
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Will the meek inherit the possessions of the spared?
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Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 18 2010 at 22:32
| And if so, what will us single men get? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 02:47
Single men don't get anything - isn't that what marriage is for? 
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 02:48
| Would anyone ever want to marry me? |
Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 06:38
| Are you prepared to sleep with the enemy? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 06:48
A samurai never sleeps. 
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Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 07:05
| Will Alex Trebeck admonish Vompy? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 07:15
| Why on earth would he do such a thing? |
Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 07:21
| Will someone please tell Vompy the reason? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 07:24
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 09:35
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Why should I watch that video? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 09:48
| How should I know? |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 09:53
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Why does Vompatti have a horrible haircut? -------------  
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 09:54
| Because I haven't been to the hairdresser for about five years? |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 10:00
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Why don't you find one then? Or get your mom to cut it? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 10:01
| Haven't I already told you that my mom won't do it and I can't choose? |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 10:02
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Why don't you just change your avatar to someone with a better haircut? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 10:03
| Because there is no better haircut? |
Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 10:05
| Could any avatar have a worse haircut? |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 10:06
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I haven't seen any? -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 10:07
| Why do you care so much about my avatar if you're blind? |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 12:24
| Can't a blind person see it by touching their computer screen? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 12:26
Haven't you heard that one is not supposed to touch the computer screen with a finger? 
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 12:27
| Will I cut myself if I do? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 14:35
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Wouldn't you be more likely to cut yourself on your chainsaw?
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Posted By: Ronnie Pilgrim
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 20:51
| If you must bray like that, would you mind flossing? |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 19 2010 at 22:49
| If you lead a horse to water will it floss after? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 15:17
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Why would a horse needs water to floss?
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 15:21
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Don't horses have waterpicks? -------------
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 20 2010 at 16:16
| Does a horse have opposable hooves to hold that waterpick? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 21 2010 at 09:21
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Would you believe some of us are lucky enough to?
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Posted By: Klogg
Date Posted: August 22 2010 at 13:09
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NC's avatar don't look like that EarthWorm Jim first level robot boss? -------------  Pentagram Pizza YumYum Bloody 
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 24 2010 at 11:11
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Not really?
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 24 2010 at 12:47
| How can that be? |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: August 24 2010 at 16:01
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Has an admin become angry with the shredders? ------------- 
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 24 2010 at 16:02
| Could it be a poltergeist? |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 24 2010 at 16:35
| Could it be a poultrygeist? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 24 2010 at 17:11
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Is your house haunted by chickens?
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Posted By: June
Date Posted: August 24 2010 at 20:14
| Why in the world would chicken want to come back and haunt my apartment? |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: August 24 2010 at 20:41
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Who believes in ghosts, anyways? -------------
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 07:12
| Why is it a guy whose pseudonym is "NecronCommander" who asks this question? |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 07:39
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Has anyone seen "The Runaways"? -------------
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 13:40
| Is their picture on a milk carton? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 13:41
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Is this the Surreal Question Thread? (Apparently not. I just happened to skip the word "on".) |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 13:43
| Isn't this where I can have an argument? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 13:43
| No it isn't? |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 14:04
| And why not? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 14:22
| Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 14:26
ENGLISH RIBS OF BEEF CUT DOWN TO 47p LB PEEK FREANS FAMILY ASSORTED FROM 17 1/2 to 12 FAIRY LIQUID GIANT - SLASHED FROM 20p TO 17 1/2 TABLE JELLYS AT 4p EACH ANCHOR BUTTER DOWN TO 11p FOR A 1/2 BIRDS EYE DAIRY CREAM SPONGE ON OFFER THIS WEEK. |
Vompatti wrote:Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 25 2010 at 14:30
| Aisle of Plenty? |
Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 05:22
| Plenty of what? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 16:06
Plenty of you-know-what? 
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 16:51
| What if I REALLY don't know what? |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: August 26 2010 at 17:19
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Plenty of freshly bagged wombat?
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 27 2010 at 01:30
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They have that at this grocer? |
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: August 27 2010 at 06:30
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Is that gross or net? -------------
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: August 27 2010 at 20:40
| Do you need a net to catch them? |