$Would You Rather$
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Topic: $Would You Rather$
Posted By: Epignosis
Subject: $Would You Rather$
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:16
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Choose one of the above options based on your life until this point (i.e., excluding the future). Please, don't incriminate yourselves.  This is a fun poll.------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:19
I would be very poor with any option. 
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:20
Yeah, probably! Too bad I did put $500 for each Prog Archives post.  ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
A Person wrote:Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:23
I guess I'd be richest if I went for the porn one, although that mostly just people posting pics from shock sites.  |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:25
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Not sure whether to go for Porn, Beer or f**king profanity. When ever I see one of your polls Rob its always worth a look.  ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:26
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I don't know though...sex pays well...... ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:27
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Um, I think the 3rd option would make you a prostitute. An expensive prostitute, but still a prostitute.
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:29
Appreciate that man!  ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:30
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I have a bad habit of posting and then forgetting to vote, can I get paid for that? |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:33
| Alcohol, easily. |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:34
I knew what you picked before I clicked, most of your posts start with "WHISKY!" |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:37
Same here, no question. But I guess everybody here probably already figured that. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:38
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Am I that predictable? |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:39
| I can make a 1k+ a night just being me. All those clicking sex are obviously lying. |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:40
At $10,000 a pop who needs to lie? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: TheGazzardian
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:42
| As someone who has been in a committed relationship for almost 5 years, sex is the easy winner. Interestingly, any of the other options would give me less money than having sex once. |
Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:43
I've been married for 10 years and my love life ain't that bad, son.
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Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:44
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If it was $10,000 for each unique partner, I'd have easily taken the $100/drink and still come off very well.
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:44
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Ok well apart from those in committed relationships, the rest of ya'll are phillistines. |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:47
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I would only end up with more than $0 with three of the (obvious) options. |
Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:52
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Voted for option #3. Options #5 and #9 would be fine too. ------------- 
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Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:53
| I'd have money for every scenario except #1. |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 15:56
I'd be earning $100 right this moment.   ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 16:00
mmmm
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 16:41
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Well, I'll go with the $100/drink. I've had enough glasses of wine that I could start off with almost $1000, and assuming this trend could continue on in the future I'd continually buy myself cheap wine and have 1-2 drinks per night.
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Posted By: JLocke
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 16:48
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I've had sex enough times to have built up a small fortune via the options you gave. I don't drink and haven't gotten a ticket, and nothing else really fits, either. Porn is by far the most frequent thing in my life, but I'd rather not be paid for such easily-accessibly, effortless deeds. You should have brought video games into the mix, I would have easily chosen that. Been playing games since I was three(ish).
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Posted By: Stooge
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 16:49
| To be 100% honest, it would either be the alcohol or porn one (depending on the porn definition). I'll probably go with the alcohol one, and I'm not a regular beer / alcohol drinker. |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 17:10
I don't know how many laws I've broken so I played it safe and voted for the porn thing. (Naturally I only view pornography because it interests me as a sociological phenomenon.  )
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 17:14
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I used to break the law in my country several times per week... when smoking certain stuff is illegal... but that was many many years ago and in a different jurisdiction... Maybe they won't pay me. 10000 for each time I've had sex is the chose one. Even though I started late, I've been doing my homework for a good time now and I could amass a little fortune... and with just ONE person you inmoral creatures! All the other options leave me poor. I don't drink, I quit smoking a few years ago, and 0.1 is too little for profanities... I'd have to be saying "f**k this f**k that" every other word... ------------- 
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Posted By: thellama73
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 17:18
It's alcohol for me as well, but car wrecks might come close. I've been in four or five of those. ------------- 
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 17:20
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10k for everytime i had sex,most definitely. -------------  |
Posted By: JLocke
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 17:33
Due to the aforementioned alcohol?
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 18:15
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2,000,000 $ But it wasn't my fault. |
Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 18:21
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What if I'm looking at porn that's illegal? ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: clarke2001
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 18:24
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Sex will do just fine.
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 18:27
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I've had at last 2 car wrecks (if I totaled it I think I should get $500,000) and I think that would be the most lucrative. Only been 21 for a year and not much drinking before. Porn might compete, but those car wrecks. If you count other times I've hit inanimate objects and been hit by others, I'm at least $400,000 in.
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 18:33
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For anyone that smokes, I don't think the smoking one would result in much of a profit at all... Arrests quite possibly... I was quite the scoundrel years back at age 14 or so.  |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 18:35
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I'm surprised the law breaking option isn't getting more votes, especially considering the prevalence of illegal downloading and the various state and local laws that may be frequently broken but not enforced.
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Posted By: thellama73
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 19:13
No, I don't drive. Other people were driving in all cases. -------------
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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 19:15
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The sex option would probably net me the most because I am a fiend.
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Posted By: Conor Fynes
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 19:34
I wonder what these results would be if we were on 'Regular, Socially Adaptable People Archives.' |
Posted By: rpe9p
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 20:11
People arent thinking hard enough I guess. I thought beer for a second, but then realized that I should definitely pick breaking the law because every alcoholic drink I've had has been a violation of the law (I'm 20 in the usa).
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 22:26
Exactly why I put "breaking the law" where I did. ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 22:39
I could've made a killing.  |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 22:46
| I've just made $200 |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 22:55
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I made 10k this morning.
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Posted By: Deleuze
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 23:02
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Pornography definetly gets me on this one
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 23:06
You can't possibly drink that much bee... oh wait. |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 23:15
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 23:26
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I made $0.02 today. :\ |
Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 23:31
You had 1/5000 of a beer?  ------------- https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays" rel="nofollow - https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays |
Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 23:37
Ha, at first I was like  , and then I was like |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 02 2010 at 23:41
No, but now that you mention it I've never had a whole one. I actually burnt my thumb on our wood stove and had to properly chastise it. |
Posted By: manofmystery
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 01:25
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Wish I could say sex
Thought about being the first to vote pornography
Thought about being the first to vote profanity
Settled on car wrecks because I'd be sitting on a big pile of money right away -------------  Time always wins. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 01:59
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Hmmm...either profanity or alcohol. Much more profane, but I've drank a lot and that $100 so booze |
Posted By: caretaker
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 10:00
| Oh that it were #3 but unfortunately it's #1. It was a long time ago and it wasn't my fault totally. I was a victim of circumstances. I was framed. And I was never convicted. |
Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 10:38
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Erm...does sex on your own count?
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 10:46
You mean abuse? Why is it called self abuse anyway? Must be a church thing to make it ungodly. On your own you never shout "Oh Jesus" when you ejaculate. Nope...only with a lady.
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Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 12:46
Or he said 2 profanities Which also is |
Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 12:51
If mumbling under my breath counts, anyway. Haven't made anything today so far either. |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 13:25
FTW. Just ask any woman working in a Nevada Brothel. |
Posted By: Jörgemeister
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 13:39
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wish i had been arrested :( ------------- |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 14:16
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the third option would make me a multi-millionaire, so I will go for that.. should be about 20 to 30 million in it for me that way, and that's only counting the time I have known Friede. give her the same, and it will be somewhere between 40 and 50 million even
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Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 14:20
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I don't know how much a "mujillion" is, but damn.
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Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 14:27
| At $25 million that means 2500 times, which is once a day for about 7 years or about 7 times a day for a year. |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 14:45
I have been with Friede for 16 years now, and once a day is minimum, usually before going to sleep. the number increased quite drastically after we got married, which was 9 year ago. that is due to the piercing we both had done for our wedding. it is in a quite significant place, and being pierced there keeps one more or less sexually aroused around the clock. it is a curse and a blessing at the same time ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 14:59
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Jean, you can't just say something like that and not provide pics... ------------- if you own a sodastream i hate you |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 15:03
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I could provide pics, but they would be considered indecent for this site. if anyone is curious I am willing to show pics in private. I just talked about it with Friede, and she has no objections. since we go to nude beaches a lot of people have seen them already
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Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 15:26
You know that the thirst of the internet for pics of this nature cannot be quenched unless the actual pics are shown. -------------   
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Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 15:33
is this an attempt at a decent way of saying " yes! yes!. show me them pics slubber slubber slurp"? ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: Padraic
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 15:40
| This can't end well. |
Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 15:46
I wouldn't call it that, but yes, if you will. -------------
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Posted By: Jörgemeister
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 16:12
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holyf**kingsh*t, if that piercing is in the place i asume, 90% of users in PA would like to see picts of it. that means, count me in ;) ------------- |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 16:16
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Anyone who asks should get a permaban.
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Posted By: CCVP
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 16:22
James = teanazi. -------------
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Posted By: Jörgemeister
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 16:49
thast a very weird way to ask ------------- |
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 16:52
your request has been granted; look in your Inbox ------------- A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 16:58
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I did not ask though, James. Neither will I be doing so. -------------
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Posted By: Jörgemeister
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 17:09
fixed ------------- |
Posted By: clarke2001
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 17:10
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BaldJean, your Inbox is full.
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Posted By: Any Colour You Like
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 17:16
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Oh, internets. |
Posted By: Jörgemeister
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 17:20
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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 17:23
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I thought of a hundred ways this poll could go...and this was not one of them.
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Posted By: Jörgemeister
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 17:24
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i actually chose option 3 too, but i wouldnt be anyway near jean as rich :( but i guess i can still buy me an xbox
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 17:37
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I'd fallen asleep reading this thread but I awoke suddenly to the sound of barrels being scraped. |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 17:41
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Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 17:48
Baby, i'm a rich man too  ------------- |
Posted By: jammun
Date Posted: November 03 2010 at 18:34
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If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck,
Drink myself to the bottom, drink myself back up.
------------- Can you tell me where we're headin'? Lincoln County Road or Armageddon. |