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Topic: The far ends of the talent spectrum
Posted By: Negoba
Subject: The far ends of the talent spectrum
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 10:15
So I'm combing through some youtube and such watching guitarists and saw the version of Stevie Ray Vaughn's "Riviera Paradise" he performed the night of his death. The talent and soul in that player was just unfair. A true artist.
 
Earlier in the day I had heard, for the first time, one of the songs off Metallica's Death Magnetic "My Apocalypse" Kirk Hammett may well be the most talentless hack to ever grace major stages. I was thinking to myself that every one of Megadeth's guitarists could probably play Hammett's solos note-for-note after one listening, with more authentic emotion.
 
 
 
So give me first a musician whose talent just floors you, otherworldly.
 
And then a musician who just mystifies in its crappitude.


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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 14:24
In the rock world: Terry Bozzio (talent) - Mike Pointer (opposite)

I'll come up with more names later



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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 14:26
I agree about Kirk Hammett. Never rated him at all and his solos have always left me cold.

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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 14:55
Awesome:

Drums- Neil Peart
Bass- Victor Wooten
Guitar- Steve Howe
Keyboards- Rick Wakeman
Compositions- Kerry Livgren

Terrible:

All of the Above- Simon Railton


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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 14:59
Also, I want to take this moment to complain about Mike Oldfield. 

Not his playing, but his tone.  He has to have the worst electric guitar tone I've ever heard.


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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 15:00
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Also, I want to take this moment to complain about Mike Oldfield. 

Not his playing, but his tone.  He has to have the worst electric guitar tone I've ever heard.

Utter nonsense. His tone is superb and definitive.


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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 15:05
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Awesome:

Drums- Neil Peart
Bass- Victor Wooten
Guitar- Steve Howe
Keyboards- Rick Wakeman
Compositions- Kerry Livgren

Terrible:

All of the Above- Simon Railton


That's too easy. LOL

And Wakeman is pretty much second to Richard Clyderman, so I think whatever talent we're talking about, it went the drain, in the last 30 years at least.


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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 15:06
Vocals:

Talented - Russell Allen.
Good - Peter Gabriel
Bad - Jon Anderson

Horrible at everything - Zappa

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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 15:16
Christina Aguilera = talented singer who not only are compareable to her pairs (Britney, Shakira, Gwen Stefani and Jessica Simpson), but are compareable also to the most tallented female singers and divas)
 
Britney Spears = she got the looks and some mooves but have a average potensial can not be compared to the great vocal talants like Straisand, Warwick, Ross, Dion and Huoston. Aguilera can raise here head and compare herself to the elite divas.


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Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 15:21
Although on the biggest stage of her life, Christina Aguilera can't remember the words to the Star-Spangled Banner.

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Posted By: Negoba
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 15:29
She was showing her age a tad too...the sad life of eye candy. Glad I'm so unpleasant to look at. I digress to the norm with age.

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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 15:29
^and it was not the forgetting of the lyrics what made that performance atrocious...

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Posted By: Epignosis
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 16:03
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Also, I want to take this moment to complain about Mike Oldfield. 

Not his playing, but his tone.  He has to have the worst electric guitar tone I've ever heard.

Utter nonsense. His tone is superb and definitive.


I cannot listen to an Oldfield album with headphones.  His tone is tinny and causes me pain.  Worst ever.


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Posted By: Slartibartfast
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 18:09
I'm and Oldfield fan and all of y'all are full of crap. LOL

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Posted By: dwill123
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 20:30

Unbelievable talent:

Guitar: Shawn Lane
Drums: Tony Royster Jr.

Not bad, I just dont get the attraction:
Geddy Lee



Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 21:08
Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Also, I want to take this moment to complain about Mike Oldfield. 

Not his playing, but his tone.  He has to have the worst electric guitar tone I've ever heard.


His tone on Songs from a Distant Earth is wondrous.


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Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 21:23

Could never decide on one truly amazing artist (I'm way to easily impressed I guess. LOL) but the crappy one for me would definitely be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0&feature=related" rel="nofollow - this .



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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 21:40
Agree about SRV-- I think he came off to many as just some modern blues player or Albert King/Hendrix imitator.  But live, especially in his drunken heyday during the early 80s, he was incredible, probably the greatest white bluesman ever.  I also have to agree about Hammett, low on skill and taste, high on bluff.

As for pop stars, Pink has tremendous talent, great voice and a real edge to her music.




Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: April 27 2011 at 21:49
Oh, it's in the general music forum!

Talented:
John Coltrane
Pharoah Sanders

Worst piece of crap ever to blow into a saxophone:
Kenny G


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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: April 28 2011 at 03:50
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Also, I want to take this moment to complain about Mike Oldfield. 

Not his playing, but his tone.  He has to have the worst electric guitar tone I've ever heard.


His tone on Songs from a Distant Earth is wondrous.
His tone varies a bit, though he basically uses two main tones, both processed through a Roland GP-8 DI straight into the sound board - in the early days the clean tone was a little thin and treblie, which sort of became his tradermark for a while.
 
I prefer him as a bassist.


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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: April 28 2011 at 08:32
Bassists:
1° the Good:
 - Jean-Yves "Blacky" Thériault (Voïvod)
2° the Bad:
 - Lemmy Kilmister
3° the Ugly:
 - Mike Rutherford


Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: April 28 2011 at 10:39
Originally posted by Ricochet Ricochet wrote:

Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Awesome:

Drums- Neil Peart
Bass- Victor Wooten
Guitar- Steve Howe
Keyboards- Rick Wakeman
Compositions- Kerry Livgren

Terrible:

All of the Above- Simon Railton


That's too easy. LOL

And Wakeman is pretty much second to Richard Clyderman, so I think whatever talent we're talking about, it went the drain, in the last 30 years at least.
Wakeman is often mistaken for Clayderman, I don't think he's too impressed about it.


Posted By: Lark the Starless
Date Posted: April 28 2011 at 10:46
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Also, I want to take this moment to complain about Mike Oldfield. 

Not his playing, but his tone.  He has to have the worst electric guitar tone I've ever heard.

Utter nonsense. His tone is superb and definitive.


Have to agree with the Snow Dog here. I've taken quite a liking to Oldfield's playing lately.


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Posted By: Henry Plainview
Date Posted: April 28 2011 at 21:54
 
Originally posted by The Truth The Truth wrote:

Could never decide on one truly amazing artist (I'm way to easily impressed I guess. LOL) but the crappy one for me would definitely be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0&feature=related" rel="nofollow - this .

Nonsense, Friday is possibly the funniest bad song because of the lyrics, but I can give you 4 worse songs right now without even using Brokencyde or another Ark musician.

Friday x 10, and possibly an al-Qaeda propaganda video. I've actually watched Friday more than once, but I can't make it to the end of this song. 

This song and video is God's punishment for our sins, and I would play it on every TV at every mall across the country if I could. We deserve it. 

Surely there cannot be a song with a chorus worse than this.

Oh, there is.

If you're curious, Willow has now moved up from whatever that was to Ke$ha for the second single from her upcoming debut album, except that she's 10 so it's more than a little unsettling. At least wait until you're 14 to start sexualizing yourself so I don't feel so bad when I masturbate.

She's going to be great in the remake of Annie!


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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: April 28 2011 at 21:58
male vocalists:

good - Antoine Paganotti

wretched - Cedric Bixler Zavala


Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: April 29 2011 at 17:28
Drums:
 - Good: Charles Hayward.
 - Bad: Steven Adler.
 - Ugly: Lars Ulrich.

Vocals:
 - Good: Peter Hamill.
 - Bad: Tom Waits.
 - Ugly: Christian Vander.


Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: April 29 2011 at 20:45
Tom Waits?
 
wut


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Posted By: KingCrInuYasha
Date Posted: July 20 2011 at 19:56
Have to disagree with Tom Waits. I have Swordfishtrombones, and I like his hoarse singing. Then again, that's what happens when you keep listening to Don Van Vliet and Lee Jackson. Tongue

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Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: July 20 2011 at 20:32
guitar -fantastic-Eddy Marron

          -ok-Alex Lifeson

           -not so ok-Kirk Hammett

keyboards-fantastic-Jurgen Fritz

                -ok-Rick Wakeman

                 -not so ok-Tony Banks

bass guitar-fantastic-Helmut Koellen

                 -ok-Geddy Lee

                 -not so ok-Lemmy

drums-fantastic-Jo Koinzer

          -ok-Bill Ward

           -not so ok-Dave Holland


Posted By: Alitare
Date Posted: July 20 2011 at 20:43
Love to pieces:

Tom Waits
Frank Herbert
The original Twilight Zone

Loathe completely:

Overkill
Anne Rice
Pretty much any tv show from the past thirty years (including exter, Charmed, Lost, 24, American Idol, any sitcom other than Married: with Children, and especially the 'actuality/reality tv' movement)

Love bunches:

Stevie Wonder
Sling Blade
H.R. Giger
George Carlin
George Harrison

Can't tolerate:

Dane Cook
Thomas Kinkade
Maroon 5
John Petrucci
Pretty much any Apatow comedy.


Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: July 21 2011 at 14:48
Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

Vocals:

Talented - Russell Allen.
Good - Peter Gabriel
Bad - Jon Anderson

Horrible at everything - Zappa


But then again Frank would admit that he wouldn't sing and play guitar at the same time. I think that his singing is more about humor and social commentary.


Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: July 21 2011 at 15:22
A Rich gravy poured from a midas jug - Arthur Brown

Sandpaper on the soul - Geddy Lee

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Posted By: cannon
Date Posted: July 21 2011 at 16:36
Drums:
 
Excellent: Bill Bruford
Good: Bobby Caldwell: Captain beyond and Armageddon
Bad: Virgil Donati
 
Bass: 
 
Excellent: Chris Squire
Good: Billy Sheehan
Bad: Gene Simmons
 
Guitar:
 
Excellent: Mike Bloomfield
Good: Jan Akkerman
Bad: George Thorogood
 
Vocals:
 
Excellent: Ronnie James Dio
Good: Chris Cornell
Bad: Bob Dylan
 
Keys:
 
Excellent: Keith Emerson
Good: Vincent Crane
Bad: Eddie Van Halen


Posted By: presdoug
Date Posted: July 21 2011 at 19:37
Originally posted by cannon cannon wrote:

Drums:
 
Excellent: Bill Bruford
Good: Bobby Caldwell: Captain beyond and Armageddon
Bad: Virgil Donati
 
Bass: 
 
Excellent: Chris Squire
Good: Billy Sheehan
Bad: Gene Simmons
 
Guitar:
 
Excellent: Mike Bloomfield
Good: Jan Akkerman
Bad: George Thorogood
 
Vocals:
 
Excellent: Ronnie James Dio
Good: Chris Cornell
Bad: Bob Dylan
 
Keys:
 
Excellent: Keith Emerson
Good: Vincent Crane
Bad: Eddie Van Halen
Yeah, Thorogood really sucks, just thought of a nickname for him-"Unthorogood"


Posted By: cannon
Date Posted: July 22 2011 at 08:05
Originally posted by presdoug presdoug wrote:

Originally posted by cannon cannon wrote:

Drums:
 
Excellent: Bill Bruford
Good: Bobby Caldwell: Captain beyond and Armageddon
Bad: Virgil Donati
 
Bass: 
 
Excellent: Chris Squire
Good: Billy Sheehan
Bad: Gene Simmons
 
Guitar:
 
Excellent: Mike Bloomfield
Good: Jan Akkerman
Bad: George Thorogood
 
Vocals:
 
Excellent: Ronnie James Dio
Good: Chris Cornell
Bad: Bob Dylan
 
Keys:
 
Excellent: Keith Emerson
Good: Vincent Crane
Bad: Eddie Van Halen
Yeah, Thorogood really sucks, just thought of a nickname for him-"Unthorogood"
 
LOL I saw him live 20 years ago and was he ever sloppy on the guitar. Basically it was all distortion.Ouch



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