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Topic: Arse.
Posted By: The Hemulen
Subject: Arse.
Date Posted: June 21 2005 at 20:04
I'm in a silly mood tonight, so I propose a silly game! The rules are simple and you'll have come across them before: Take titles of classic prog albums and replace one word/bit of your choosing with a mild profanity. As the title of this thread suggests, I'm going for that British staple - arse.

To get things off to a good start, here's a few classic prog albums you'll all have heard of, now with added arse!

  1. Close to the Arse
  2. In the Court of the Crimson Arse
  3. Selling England by the Arse
  4. Dark Side of the Arse
  5. Wish You Were an Arse
  6. The Lamb Lies Down on it's Arse
  7. Tales From Topographic Arses
  8. Thick as an Arse
  9. Images and Arses
  10. The Arse Album
  11. A Trick of the Arse
  12. Lark's Tongues in Arse
  13. Script For a Jester's Arse
  14. Misplaced Arse
  15. Going For the Arse

And of course, to finish my contribution, the entire discography of my favourite band:
  1. Gentle Arse
  2. Acquiring the Arse
  3. Three Arses
  4. Octoarse
  5. In an Arse House
  6. The Arse and the Glory
  7. Arse Hand
  8. Interarse
  9. Playing the Arse
  10. The Missing Arse
  11. Arse For a Day
  12. Civiliarse
YOU'RE TURN! *giggles like a four year old*




Replies:
Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: June 21 2005 at 20:22
Ok, how about the following:

Flying Arse
Atom Arse Mother
Don't Call Arse - We Call You
Mekanik Destruktiw Arsik
Selling Arses by the Pound
The Arse at the Gates of Dawn
Arsus Dei
Another Fine Arse You've Got Me Into

To name just a few.


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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 21 2005 at 20:55

OMG, this is hilrious

 (so im immature, big deal)

The Secret language of Arses

The Inner Mounting Arse

Magical Mystery Arse

Hot Arse

Eye in the arse

City Of Arse

This could go on for hours......

 



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Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: June 21 2005 at 20:57

Metropolis Part 2: Scenes from an Arse

Brain Arse Surgery

Rush:

Arse By Night

Caress Of Arse

Twenty-One Arse

A Farewell To Arses

Arsespheres

Permanent Arses

Moving Arses

Arse Under Pressure

Power Arses

Hold Your Arse

Roll The Arses

Counterarses

Test For Arse

Vapor Arses

 

 



Posted By: The Hemulen
Date Posted: June 23 2005 at 07:32
Tull:

This Arse
Arse Up
Arsefit
Aqua-arse
Thick As An Arse
Living In The Arse
An Arse Play
Arsechild
Arse In The Gallery
Too Old To Rock 'n' Roll: Too Young To Arse!
Songs From The Arse
Heavy Arses
Live - Bursting Arse
Arsewatch
A(rse)
The Broadsword and the Arse
Under Arses
Arse Of A Knave
Arse Island
Arse Rising
A Little Arse Music
Roots To Arses
J-Tull Dot Arse
The Jethro Tull Christmas Arse


Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 23 2005 at 07:57
Trouserprarse.

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Posted By: HaroldLand
Date Posted: June 23 2005 at 14:40
9012arse
pawnarse
tormatarse
an evening of arse music plus
the six wives of henry the arse
the myths and legends of king arse-ur and the knights of the round table


what a rediculous 'game'


Posted By: silvertree
Date Posted: June 23 2005 at 14:43

This is absolutely brilliant !

I'll try IQ :

Tales from the arse attic

The Arse

Nine is a arse is here

Living arse

Are you arsing comfortably ?

J'ai poilette d'Arsu

For Arse live

Subterrarsea

Seven arses into 98

The Seventh arse

Dark arse

Well, it wasn't that funny I guess. I'll try something else later.



Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: June 23 2005 at 15:22
One of my all time favourites is of course "Ärsä Wärsä" by Magma.

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Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: June 23 2005 at 15:29

Marillion next:

Market Square HereArse

Script for a JestArse Tear

Fugarsei

Real to Arse

Misplaced Childsarse

Arse Encounter

Clutching at Arses

Arses Themselves

The Thieving Arse (La Gazza Arsa)

Arses End

Arses in Eden

Six of One, Arse a Dozen of the Other

BrArse

Afraid of Arses

This Strange Arse

Radiarse

Arse.com

Arseophobia

Arse in the UK

Marse

 

Good game

 

 

 



Posted By: Cygnus X-2
Date Posted: June 23 2005 at 15:37
Originally posted by Arsillus Arsillus wrote:

Rush:

Arse By Night

Caress Of Arse

Twenty-One Arse

A Farewell To Arses

Arsespheres

Permanent Arses

Moving Arses

Arse Under Pressure

Power Arses

Hold Your Arse

Roll The Arses

Counterarses

Test For Arse

Vapor Arses

You forgot the debut... Arse



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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: June 23 2005 at 16:19

radiohead or rarsehead

arse computer

pablo arse

kid arse

arsemnesiac

i might be arse

2+2= arse

the barses

hail to he arse

check them out on this site: progarsechives



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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: June 23 2005 at 16:46
We're only in it for the arse
Lift your skinny arses like antennas to heaven
Arse on the edge of time
Together we're arses
Unfolded like arses





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Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: June 23 2005 at 16:53
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Arsillus Arsillus wrote:

Rush:

Arse By Night

Caress Of Arse

Twenty-One Arse

A Farewell To Arses

Arsespheres

Permanent Arses

Moving Arses

Arse Under Pressure

Power Arses

Hold Your Arse

Roll The Arses

Counterarses

Test For Arse

Vapor Arses

You forgot the debut... Arse

^  Sorry.

Now for Rush's live albums:

All The World's An Arse

Exit...Arse Left

A Show Of Arses

Different Arses

Arse In Rio



Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 23 2005 at 17:01
Originally posted by Arsillus Arsillus wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Arsillus Arsillus wrote:

Rush:         & nbsp;         & nbsp;         & nbsp;         & nbsp;       Alternately

Arse By Night

Caress Of Arse         Arse Of Steel

Twenty-One Arse

A Farewell To Arses      An Arse Of Kings

Arsespheres

Permanent Arses          Arse Waves

Moving Arses         Arse Pictures

Arse Under Pressure

Power Arses

Hold Your Arse         Arse, Your Fire!

Roll The Arses

Counterarses

Test For Arse

Vapor Arses         Arse Trails.....c'mon thats better!

You forgot the debut... Arse

^  Sorry.

Now for Rush's live albums:

All The World's An Arse       All The Arse A Stage

Exit...Arse Left         Arse!....Stage Left

A Show Of Arses       An Arse Of Hands

Different Arses

Arse In Rio      Rush in Arse



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Posted By: Certif1ed
Date Posted: June 23 2005 at 17:23

From Genesis to Arse

TrespArse

NArsery Cryme

Arse Trot

Genesis Arse

Selling Arse By The Pound

The Arse Lies Down on Broadway

A Trick Of The Arse

Wind and Arse

Arses Out

Spot the Arses

And Then There Was Arse - or And Then There Were Three Arses

Arse.

Everything after that is arse anyway...

 



Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: June 24 2005 at 06:51

I can't stop laughing my arse off:

OK um

Arsewerk - The Arse Machine



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Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: June 24 2005 at 07:50
Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

From Genesis to Arse

TrespArse

NArsery Cryme

Arse Trot

Genesis Arse

Selling Arse By The Pound

The Arse Lies Down on Broadway

A Trick Of The Arse

Wind and Arse

Arses Out

Spot the Arses

And Then There Was Arse - or And Then There Were Three Arses

Arse.

Everything after that is arse anyway...

 


Wind and Arse is hilarious


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Posted By: AngelRat
Date Posted: June 24 2005 at 07:55

Arse Crimson then:

  • In The Arse Of The Crimson King
  • In The Arse Of Poseidon
  • LizArse
  • Arselands
  • Arsebound
  • LArse Tongues In Aspic or Larks Tongues in Arsepic
  • Arseless and Bible Black
  • RedArse
  • USArse
  • The Young Person's Arse To Arse Crimson
  • Arsipline
  • ArseBeat
  • Three Of A Perfect Arse

 



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Posted By: oVerCaffeinated
Date Posted: June 24 2005 at 09:37
I think I'll use 'vagina' just to mix it up a bit.

Selling Vagina by the Pound
The Roaring Vagina
Vagina at Twilight
Vagina Pictures
The Vagina and the Glory
Tubular Vagina


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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: June 24 2005 at 10:04

Let's see how it works with VdGG:

The Aerosol Arse Machine
The Least We Can Do Is Arse To Each Other
Arse to Arses, Who Am the Only One
Pawn Arses (I like the alternative "Arse Hearts" too)
Arsebluff
Still Arse
Arse Record
The Quiet Arse/The Pleasure Dome
Vitarse
Arse Vale
Arsent



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Posted By: HaroldLand
Date Posted: June 24 2005 at 16:37
arse is such a varsetile word!


Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: June 24 2005 at 17:41
How about Hawkwind? Since they have such a huge output, I'll restrict myself to a few albums.

Arsewind
In Search of Arse
Doremi Fasol Latisarse
Arse of the Mountain Grill
Arse Ritual
Warrior on the Arse of Time
Astounding Sounds, Amazing Arses
Quark, Strangeness and Arse
Arse 5
25 Arses On
Levitarseon
Arse Attack
Choose Your Arse
The Chronicle of the Black Arse

I have to stop, it gets too silly!


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Posted By: Tony Fisher
Date Posted: June 24 2005 at 19:17

What about:

Focarse 3 (Focarse)

Rajarse (Camel)

Nightingales and Bombarse (Mannfred Mann's Earthband)

Arse Longa Vita Brevis (The Nice)

 

 



Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: June 25 2005 at 17:19
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by Arsillus Arsillus wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Arsillus Arsillus wrote:

Rush:         & amp; nbsp;         & amp; nbsp;         & amp; nbsp;         & amp; nbsp;       Alternately

Arse By Night

Caress Of Arse         Arse Of Steel

Twenty-One Arse

A Farewell To Arses      An Arse Of Kings

Arsespheres

Permanent Arses          Arse Waves

Moving Arses         Arse Pictures

Arse Under Pressure

Power Arses

Hold Your Arse         Arse, Your Fire!

Roll The Arses

Counterarses

Test For Arse

Vapor Arses         Arse Trails.....c'mon thats better!

You forgot the debut... Arse

^  Sorry.

Now for Rush's live albums:

All The World's An Arse       All The Arse A Stage

Exit...Arse Left         Arse!....Stage Left

A Show Of Arses       An Arse Of Hands

Different Arses

Arse In Rio      Rush in Arse

Rush In Arse.....

 



Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: June 27 2005 at 07:49


Stop it you guys, I'm dying here....



Special thanks to...

Angelrat for: In The Arse Of The Crimson King

Trouserpress for: Dark Side of the Arse

Baldfriede for: In Search of Arse, and the inspired Astounding Sounds, Amazing Arses





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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: June 27 2005 at 09:25

J-Tull

This Arse
Arse Up
Arsefit
Arselung or aqua-arse
Thick Arse Brick
Living In The Arse
An Arse Play
Arse In The Gallery
Too Arse Too Rock & Roll
Songs From The Arse (or Arse From The Wood)

Kansas
Kansarse
Song For Arses
arseque
Arse Overtures
Point of Know-Arse
Mono-arse
The Ultimate Arseset

 

silly game, I feel dirty somehow for playing this game

 nice game Arsepress



 



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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: June 27 2005 at 09:36
<-------------- Hits Tux over the head, with a very hard banana !!!!!! 

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: MustShaveBeard
Date Posted: June 27 2005 at 14:47

Emarseon, Lake, & Palmer- Arse Beach (very befitting for the cover)

Gryphon- Red Queen to Gryphon Arse or Arse Queen to Gryphon Three or Red Arse to Gryphon Three

What about songs? I don't know if I'd be doing you a favor or putting society through torcher but here goes:

Genesis- The Musical Arse

King Crimson- The Devil's Arse

ELP- Taste of my Arse

Yes- We Have Arse

Jethro Tull- Arse of Wonder

 Hey, I'm 16, at least I have an excuse for this immature behavior!



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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 27 2005 at 14:49

^^^^

Taste Of My Arse



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 06:24

Some legendary prog epics:

Arse of Delirium - Yes

Arse's Ready - Genesis

Harvest of Arses - IQ

ArsEvil 9 - ELP

The tale of the Arse who lost his Arse Roll - Jethro Tull

Nine Arses Underground - Caravan

Arse-Bloody-Rageous - Soft Machine

 



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I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 07:13

Some members

Arse Dog
Tony Arse
Arseon
Arseif1ed
Baldarse
Arseygy
NetsArseFan
Velvetarse
Man with Arse..........Arse with Hat?
Man Overarse
JrKarseparov
Easy Arsin'
Blackarse..............Arsesword!
Dick Arse
Arseunkind
Arsechild.......Flowerarse!
con arso
Radiactive Arse............Arse Toy
Greenarse!

Thats enough for now

Some more

Oliverarsed
DallarseBryan



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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 07:15
VELVETARSE ??????????? 

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Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 07:22
Ok  Arseclown then!

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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 07:23
That´s better !!!!!!!!!  ....... I think ......

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 07:24
Originally posted by Velvetclown Velvetclown wrote:

"VELVETARSE ??????????? 


mmmmmmmmmm


soft!

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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 07:28
  HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 07:31


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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 07:42
Oh Snowy 

Bilden “http://www.gla.ac.uk/~gbza22/jpegs/dogsh*t.jpg” kan inte visas, då den innehåller fel.


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Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 09:18
I just want to mention that Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart wrote a canon based on the line "Leck mich am Arsch!" (German for "Kiss my arse"; in the German expression you don't kiss it but lick it!)

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Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 09:37
Unfold the Arse!

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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 09:43

Originally posted by MikeEnRegalia MikeEnRegalia wrote:

Unfold the Arse!

No,thank you!



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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 09:55
Bilden “http://www.ferntreegullycc.com.au/head%20up%20arse.gif” kan inte visas, då den innehåller fel.

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 09:57

Originally posted by Velvetclown Velvetclown wrote:

Bilden “http://www.ferntreegullycc.com.au/head%20up%20arse.gif” kan inte visas, då den innehåller fel.

I told Tony R to do that! Is that him perchance?



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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 09:58
Could be !! 

Who´s this then


Bilden “http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/dpa/lowres/dpan97l.jpg” kan inte visas, då den innehåller fel.


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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 10:01
^ Is it a Newshound?

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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 10:02
  

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 10:03
Bilden “http://www.celesteyrojo.com.ar/Fotos/Banderas/48-Arse-expreso3.jpg” kan inte visas, då den innehåller fel.

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 10:05
Bilden “http://www.fountain76.freeserve.co.uk/rikade/assets/multimedia/arseodditywp.jpg” kan inte visas, då den innehåller fel.

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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally


Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: June 28 2005 at 11:22

Originally posted by Velvetclown Velvetclown wrote:

Bilden “http://www.fountain76.freeserve.co.uk/rikade/assets/multimedia/arseodditywp.jpg” kan inte visas, då den innehåller fel.

    Wow, this thread has really gotton out there hasnt it???



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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.


Posted By: Starette
Date Posted: June 29 2005 at 02:32

This is Fantastic...you guys are so ODD!!!!

Black Arse, Arse and Roll, The Battle of Arse, Arse-way to Heaven, Misty Mountain Arse, Going to Arse, *ggrrrr- forgotten the name of this song here!...ARSE!*, When the Arse breaks=

Led Zep's 4

Good grief that looks so wrong....

 



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Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: June 29 2005 at 22:59

Weasel's Ripped My Arse

Tanz Der Arses

1001 Arses Centigrades

Hymn of the Seventh Arse

 



Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: June 30 2005 at 00:01

Deep Purple:

Shades Of Deep Arse (Shades Of Deep Purple)

The Arse Of Taliesyn (The Book Of Taliesyn)

Deep Arse (Deep Purple)

Deep Purple In Arse (Deep Purple In Rock)

Arseball (Fireball)

Arse Head (Machine Head)

Who Does Arse Think It Is (Who Do We Think We Are)

Burn (cant come up with anything)

Arsebringer (Stormbringer)

Come Taste The Arse (Come Taste The Band)

Perfect Arses (Perfect Strangers)

The House Of Blue Arse (The House Of Blue Light)

Slaves And Arses (Slaves And Masters)

The Arse Rages On...  (The Battle Rages On...)

Arsendicular (Purpendicular)

Abandon (cant come up with anything here either) 

Bananas (?)

 

Early Metallica:

Arse 'em All

Ride the Arse

Master of Arses

...And Arse for All

Black Arse(sounds kinda racist)

 

Iron Maiden

Iron Arse

Arses

The Arse Of The Beast 

Piece Of Arse

PowerArse

Somewhere In Arse

Seventh Arse Of A Seventh Arse

No Prayer For The Arse

Fear Of The Arse

The Arse Factor

Virtual Arse

Brave New Arse

Arse Of Death

 

Thats it for now



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Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: July 08 2005 at 14:01

i like neal, and steve marse jajajja

 



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Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: July 08 2005 at 14:07

Symphony X:

Symphony Arse

The Arse Game

Arse In Olympus

The Divine Arse Of Tragedy

Arse On The Edge Of Forever

V: The New Arse Suite

Arse Odyssey

Some songs:

Savage Arse

Of Sins And Arses

Out Of The Arses

Sea Of Arses

The Arse Hour

The Arse Of Medusa

Evolution (The Grand Arse)

On The Breath Of Arse

Inferno (Unleash The Arse)

Taunting The Arse

A Arse Before Dying

In The Dragon's Arse

A Fool's Arse

 

 



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Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: July 08 2005 at 22:29

Traffic

  • Mr. Arse
  • Arse
  • Arse Is In Your Mind
  • Last Arse
  • John Barleyarse Must Die
  • The Low Spark Of The High Arsed Boys
  • Welcome To The Arse
  • Shoot Out At The Arse Factory
  • On The Arse
  • When The Arse Flies

 



Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 01:35
If I remember right, the Latin inflections "ul" and "il" were used to denote the diminutive, so "arsillus"="little arse"????

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Posted By: The Hemulen
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 10:00
Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

If I remember right, the Latin inflections "ul" and "il" were used to denote the diminutive, so "arsillus"="little arse"????





Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 10:34

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

If I remember right, the Latin inflections "ul" and "il" were used to denote the diminutive, so "arsillus"="little arse"????

 



Posted By: LDGuy
Date Posted: July 09 2005 at 19:17
DT

When arse and dream unite
Images and Arses
Live at the Marq-arse
Awake my Arse
Five Years in an Arse Time
A Change of Arses
Falling into infinate arses
Arseopolis pt 2: Scenes from an Arse
Arses from New York
Six degrees of inner flatulence
Train of Arses
Live at Budok-arse
Octavari-arse



Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: July 10 2005 at 22:31

Megadeth

Arse is my business

Arse sells... but who's buying?

So arse so good... so what?

Rust in arse

Countdown to arse

Arsenasia

Cryptic arses

The world needs an arse

The arse has failed

 

 



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Posted By: Drachen Theaker
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 10:42
Not many Zeppelin ones work but how about:

Arses of the Holy

The Arse Remains the Same

In Through the Arse Door

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Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 10:48

Originally posted by Drachen Theaker Drachen Theaker wrote:

Not many Zeppelin ones work but how about:

Arses of the Holy

The Arse Remains the Same

In Through the Arse Door

You forgot "Arse Graffitty" ...

And some songs:

Black Arse

Misty Arse Hop

Arse Song

Arse Breakdown

Arse Pie

Immigrant Arse

Arse For Two

Nobody's Arse But Mine

Moby Arse

Arse To Heaven 



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Posted By: Drachen Theaker
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 11:01
Don't forget:

Arse Pole
In the Arse
Southbound Arse
Achilles Last Arse
I Can't Arse You Baby
When the Arse Breaks
Arses Off to (Roy) Harper

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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 18:14

To say nothing of Karsemir, Arsed and Confused, Trampled Under Arse, D'Yer Arse Her?, Bron Yr Arse, Black Arse Woman, Good Times Arse Times and Communication Arsedown.

And of course Arsebreaker...



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Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: July 12 2005 at 18:31

Even More Led Arses / Arse Zeppelins:

The Rain Arse

Over The Arse And Far Away

Four Arses

For Your Arse

Royal Arse

Dancing Arses

No Arse

Black Mountain Arse

How Many More Arses

Living Loving Maid (She's Just An Arse)

 

 

 



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Posted By: Drachen Theaker
Date Posted: July 13 2005 at 05:05
God this is getting addictive...Don't think the Beatles
have been properly recognised in the arse stakes:

Please Arse Me
Magical Mystery Arse
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Arse Club Band
Let It Arse
Arse Soul

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Posted By: Richardw
Date Posted: July 13 2005 at 05:53

A few of Zappa's albums :

Freak Arse

Absolutely Arse

Lumpy Arse

We're Only In It For The Arse

Cruisin' With Ruben & The Arses

Arse Meat

Hot Arse

Weasels Ripped My Arse

Burnt Arse Sandwich

Chunga's Arse

The Grand Arse

Over-Arse Sensation

One Arse Fits All

Arse Fury

Arse Allures

Arse Favorites

Arse Tan

Arse Dirt

Sheik YerArse

Joe's Arse

You Arse What You Is

Arse Arriving Too Late to save A Drowning Witch

The Arse From Utopia

Them Or Arse

Arse Fish

Shut Up N Play Yer Arse

Arse From Hell

 

 



Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: July 13 2005 at 06:02

A few Zappa songs:

Arsehead

Willie the Arse

Stevie's Arse

Arseproximate

The Arse Never Stops

Catholic Arses

Sy Arse

Trying to Grow an Arse

Arse of Orange County

Echidna's Arse (Of You)

Arse In Bondage

The Idiot Bastard Arse

The Illinois Enema Arse

Cruisin' For Arses

Inca Arses

 



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Posted By: Mategra
Date Posted: July 13 2005 at 06:22

Arse

Arse II

Arse III

Arse IV

Arse V

Arse VI

Arse VII

How fun is that?

 



Posted By: Drachen Theaker
Date Posted: July 13 2005 at 18:50

Just one more:

Deep Purple - Concerto for Arse and Orchestra



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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 06:54

Deep Purple In Arse.

Actually, forget I mentioned that - it conjures up a truly disturbing mental image - ouch  !



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Posted By: R o V e R
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 07:21

welcome back my friends to the arse that never ends

 



Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 07:44
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Deep Purple In Arse.

Actually, forget I mentioned that - it conjures up a truly disturbing mental image - ouch  !

How about Jimi Hendrix - Purple Arse?



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Posted By: R o V e R
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 07:47
welcome back my friends to the arse that never ends


Posted By: T.Rox
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 08:30

Here's an obscure arse of a thing...

Mandalaband - Arse Of The Wendor



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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 09:42

Slayer:

Arse Awaits, Arse in blood

 



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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 09:46
Originally posted by MustShaveBeard MustShaveBeard wrote:

Emarseon, Lake, & Palmer- Arse Beach (very befitting for the cover)

Gryphon- Red Queen to Gryphon Arse or Arse Queen to Gryphon Three or Red Arse to Gryphon Three

Genesis- The Musical Arse

King Crimson- The Devil's Arse

Yes- We Have Arse



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Posted By: Drachen Theaker
Date Posted: July 14 2005 at 15:53

Arse Beach is in fact something of an arse classic, containing as it does All I Want is Arse, Memoirs of an Officer and an Arse, and the afore-mentioned Taste of My Arse which has classic arse lyrics such as

"Ohhh, you look so hungry woman
how come you strayed in here with your eyes so bright
on this long hot night.
Could it be for a taste of my arse"

and the immortal

"I want to dynamite your mind with ARSE tonight"



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Posted By: T.Rox
Date Posted: July 15 2005 at 08:00

Unauthorised Breakfast Arse - Caravan

Arse In Stereo - In The Woods

The Arse Awakens - Happy The Man



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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 21 2005 at 22:38
Originally posted by Richardw Richardw wrote:

A few of Zappa's albums :

Freak Arse

Absolutely Arse

Lumpy Arse

We're Only In It For The Arse

Cruisin' With Ruben & The Arses

Arse Meat

Hot Arse

Weasels Ripped My Arse

Burnt Arse Sandwich

Chunga's Arse

The Grand Arse

Over-Arse Sensation

One Arse Fits All

Arse Fury

Arse Allures

Arse Favorites

Arse Tan

Arse Dirt

Sheik YerArse

Joe's Arse

You Arse What You Is

Arse Arriving Too Late to save A Drowning Witch

The Arse From Utopia

Them Or Arse

Arse Fish

Shut Up N Play Yer Arse

Arse From Hell

 

 

Love We're only in it for the arse

Anyway, I think it's better if its 'Ship arrive Too LAte TO Save A Drowing Arse'.

Also:

The Best Band YOu Never Heard In Your Arse

You Can't Do That On Arse Anymore Vol. 1-6

Arse The Hard Way (???)

Make An Arse Noise Here



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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: July 21 2005 at 22:55

 More FZ:

The Yellow Arse

The Perfect Arse

200 Arses

Just Another Arse from LA



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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 02:17

Silly people! For shame!Shocked

Okay then, in keeping with the "backdoor" theme:Big smile

PFM:

Arse Lag

Photos of Arses

Arse Cook

Chocolate Arses

The Arse Became My World

Brand X:

Morroccan Hole

Is There Any Arse About?

Unorthodox Arse

Arse Product

Do They Hurt (Your Arse)?

Musks

Beatles (the definitive list):

All You Need is Arse

Please Squeeze Me (Arse)

Octopus's Arsehole

Yellow-Arsed Marine

Abby Load

The White Arse

I Wanna Hold Your Arse

Norwegian Arse (This Bird has Blown)

Let it Beep

Across the Uniarse

With a Little Help From My Arse

Dear Prude-Arse (Rear Prudence?)

I Am the Walarse

Arse Number Nine

Arseholution

What Goes on (In Your Arse)

I saw Her Arse Standing There

Love Me Arse

P.S. I Love Arse

A Taste of Arse

There's an Arse

Twist and Fart

Arseman

Good Day Arsehole

And Your Arse Can Sing

Proctologist Robert

I Want to Smell You

Got to Get You Into My Arse

My Arse Never Knows

Bum Together

Bumthing

Maxwell's Arse Hammer

Here Comes the Arse

You Never Give Me Your Arse

Mean Mr Mustard Gas

Carry That Arse

The End (no need to change that one!)

Her Majesty's Arse

All my Arse

Till There Was Your Arse

Hold Me Arse

Not a Second Arse

Any Arse at All

When I Get Arse

And I Love Her Arse

If I Smell

Drive My Arse

You Won't See Me Arse

No-arse Man

Think for Your Arse

I'm Looking Through Arse

In My Arse

If I Kneaded Some Arse

Run For Your Arse

Magical Mystery Arse

The Arse on the Hill

Blue Arse Way 

Your Arse Should Know

Arseberry Feels Forever

Penny Arse

Baby, You're an Ass Man

I'll Follow the Arse

Candy-Ass City -- Gay Gay Gay Gay!

Eight Arses a Week

Arses of Love

Every Little Arse

Don't Want to Spoil the Arse

What You're Pooing

A Hard day's Arse

Can't Buy me Arse

I'll Fart Instead

You Can't do That Arse

I'll Be (Around the) Back

Yer Arse

Mother Nature's Arse

Everybody's Got Something to Hide (in Their Arse)

Sexy Sadist

Felt'er Smelt'er

Humpy Pie

Good Arse

The Schlong and Windy Arse

Rocky Road Racoon

Back in the USSarse

Ass Onion

The Continuing Story of Bunghole Bill

While My Arse Gently Seeps

Happiness is a Warm Arse

Don't Pass me Gas 

Why Don't We Do It in the Arse

You've Got to Hide Your Arse away

I Need Arse

Another Arse

You're Gonna Lose That Arse

Arse to Ride

Arse Naturally

It's Only Arse

You Like Me Arse Too Much

I've Just Seen an Arse

I Dig an Ass

I Me Arse

Frigg It

 I've Got an Arse

Get Back (There)

Baby's in Back

Komm, Gib Mir Deine Arse

Wacko Enough! Enough! Don't arse me for any more....Dead



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He chortled in his joy.


Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 03:55
Peter - we are not worthy!

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Posted By: Logos
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 04:53

I know I have to do this!!

Guess the band!

Arse Centauri

Arsedra

Arsecon

Arse Majeure

Arse Desert

Le Arse ( my personal favourite  )

and some of the newer stuff..

Goblin's Arse

Arse Polaris

Tyranny of Arses

EDIT: Oh, I forgot one: Logos - Live at the Arse



Posted By: Drachen Theaker
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 09:29
Yes - Total Arse Retain (The Constipation Song)

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Posted By: MikeEnRegalia
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 09:39
That reminds me of the classic Jeff Beck track "Constipated Arse" ...

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Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: July 23 2005 at 15:21

Originally posted by MikeEnRegalia MikeEnRegalia wrote:

That reminds me of the classic Jeff Beck track "Constipated Arse" ...

Arse By Arse



Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: July 23 2005 at 16:19

Fool's Arse
Chameleon in the Shadow of the Arse
The Silent Corner and the Empty Arse
In Arse
Nadir's Big Arse
Ovarse
The Arse Now
pArse 7
A Black Arse
Sitting Arses
Enter Arse
Patiarse
The M-Arse-In (Live)
The Arse Songs
Skarse
And Close as Arse
In a Foreign Arse
Out of Arse
Arse Temperature Live
Firearses
Arse of the Moment
The Narse
Loops and Arses
There Goes the Arse (Live)
Roaring Arses ()
Offensichtlich Arsch
X My Arse
Sonarse
Every Arse You Hold
The Arse Chapel Concert
Tharse
Typicarse
The Appointed Arse
The Fall of the Arse of Usher
Arse of the Above
Arse, now?
Unarsed
The Thin Arse Sings Ballads
Clarse
Incoherarse



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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: July 23 2005 at 18:22

Opeth:

 

Arsechid

Morningarse....Arserise

My arse, your hearse

Still Arse...Arse life

Blackwater arse

Deliverarse

Arsation



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Posted By: milla
Date Posted: August 14 2005 at 07:52
Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

I just want to mention that Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart wrote a canon based on the line "Leck mich am Arsch!" (German for "Kiss my arse"; in the German expression you don't kiss it but lick it!)


Shouldn't that be Wolfgang Amadearse Mozart?

The Marse Volta:

De-loused in the Arse

Mike Oldarse:

Tubular Arse
Arse Ridge
Arsedawn
Arsecantations
Exposed Arse
Arseborn
Arse Wonderland
Five Arses Out
The Killing Arse
Arse Moving
Arse Open
The Songs of Distant Arse
Guitarse
 


Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 22:01

King Crimson - Lark's ARSE in Aspic

Supertramp - Arse? What Arse?, Arse In America, Indelibly Arse

Gentle Giant - Arse to Kill, His Last Arse (or His Arse Voyage), Mister Arse and Quality, AluArse



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Posted By: ProgShine
Date Posted: September 04 2005 at 06:42

Genesarse

Renasarce

The Dark Side Of The Arse

Wish You Were Here Arse

Songs From Topographiocs arse

 



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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 04 2005 at 07:23
A little Schulze:

  Mindarse
  Floating Arse
  Georg "Arse" Trakl
  Bayreuth's arse return
  Death of an arse
  Weird Arse
  Sebastian In Arse
  Surrender Arse
  On The Arse
  Colours in the Arse
  A Classical Arse
  Flexible Arse
  Velvet Arse
  Brave Old Arse
  Silence And Arse
  Ancient Arse
  The Dark Side Of The Arse
   Into The Arse
  
 


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Posted By: Cluster One
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 05:21
Hmm, no one's 'arsed' the Floyd Discography. Guess I better rectum-fy that...

- Arse at the Gates of Dawn
- A Saucerful of Arse
- More (Arse)
- Arsagumma
- Atom Arse Mother
- Obscured by Arses
- Dark Side of the Arse (I guess that would be a Full moon eh!)
- Wish You Were Arse
- The Final Arse
- A Collection of Arse Songs
- A Momentary Arse of Reason
- The Delicate Sound of Arse
- The Division Arse
- A*R*S*E

And a few Floyd Arsian tunes:

- Bring The Arse Back Home
- Arsetronomy Domine
- Careful With That Arse, Eugene
- Comfortably Arse
- Cirrarse Minor
- Fat Old Arse
- Goodbye Blue Arse
- The Great Arse in the Sky
- In the Arse? and the In The Arse reprise...
- Arse & Them
- Arses (Three Different Ones)
- Arses on the Wing
- Shine On You Crazy Arse
- One of These Arses
- Another Arse in the Wall
- Learning to Arse
- Any Arse You Like
- Set the Controls for the Arse of the Sun
- Several Species of Small Furry Arses Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict


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Posted By: jitu
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 05:26

stairway to arse



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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 06:12

Some VDGG songs:

  • After The ARSE
  • Arse Hammer
  • Arse With No Door
  • Arse In His War-Room
  • Lemmings (Including "Arse")
  • Man Arse
  • A Plague of Arse Keepers
  • The Undercover Arse
  • Arsewalkers

And some GG songs:

  • Pantagruel's Arse
  • Arse of Twilight
  • Mister Arse & Quality
  • The Arse of Panurge
  • A Arse for Everyone
  • The Arse in the band
  • Arse Life
  • In a Arse House
  • Arse Sincere
  • Playing The Arse
  • Arse to Kill
  • His Arse Voyage
  • Arse it Back
  • Empty Arse
  • I lost my Arse
  • Memories of old arse



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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: November 18 2005 at 23:11
Spock's Beard - Stranger In A Strange Arse


Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: November 19 2005 at 09:18
  • This Arse
  • Arse Up
  • Arsing in the Past
  • Thick as an Arse
  • An Arse Play
  • Arsechild
  • The Arse in the Gallery
  • Arses from the Wood
  • Heavy Arses
  • Arsewatch
  • The Broadsword and the Arse


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Posted By: krusty
Date Posted: November 19 2005 at 09:47
Post Rock Compliation

Bark Psychosis - Burning the Arse
Cul de sac - his teeth got lost in his Arse
Cul de sac  - Nico's Arse
Godspeed You Black Arse - Sad Arse
Mogwai - hunted by a Arse
Mogwai -  My father, my Arse
Trans Arse - Pretty close to the Arse
Tarentel - Looking for Arse
Tarentel  - Searching for Arse
Explosions in the Arse -  Six days at the bottom of the arse!!
Explosions in the Arse -  your hand in Arse (with strings)
Explosions In the Arse -   Have You Passed Through This Arse
Tarentel - big black Arse
Tarentel - A Cloud No Bigger Than a Man's Arse







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